Disclaimer: I don't own Kakashi, Naruto, or any of the other characters from Naruto, but I did make up a few.

God the last chapter really sucked. Sorry about that, I had a bit of a cold, but I wanted to get the chapter out. I still got a bit of a cold so bare with me. Sorry this chapters so late, been kind of busy.

Natsuyori's Come Come Konoha: Section 1- Kakashi

Chapter 6 The Files and the Hangover

It was a usually morning when Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke had to wait for their lazy ass teacher and as usually Naruto and Sakura grew impatient. They had wondered where Jiraiya had taken their sensei the afternoon before. Was it a party? They did not know. Was it a sort of get together? They did not know.

After a few hours had gone by at the bridge, Naruto looked over to the west side of the bridge to see the other 6 rookies, Kuernai-sensei, Ebisu, Gai-sensei and Gai's team heading there way.

"Why are all of you here?" asked Sakura, as the large group made their way to the three.

"Well," said Kuernai-sensei, as she sort of looked off into space, "let's just say that Kakashi-sensei and Asuma-sensei are a little unwell from yesterday's events." After that statement she looked a little embarrassed as did Ebisu and Gai-sensei.

At Kakashi's place

Kakashi felt the warm "afternoon" sun come through the window in his apartment as it hit his face. He had not yet opened his eyes, but he just laid their thinking.

"What had happen yesterday," he thought as he laid there. He had a very large headache. He soon realized that he was laying on something that was rather soft and warm. "What am I lying on?" He turned over. "Maybe it's my dog." He began the "thing". "To big to be my dog."He began to feel the surface. It felt like skin, human skin. Kakashi began to freak out. Lying on his stomach on this "thing", Kakashi slowly opened his eyes. He screamed when he say what it was. Kakashi quickly stood up on the couch, getting off the "thing" in only his boxers and mask.

The thing was Jiraiya in his briefs! As soon as Kakashi had screamed, everyone woke up, including Jiraiya who screamed seeing Kakashi standing over him in his boxers and mask. And as soon as Jiraiya screamed, he surprised Kakashi, making Kakashi fall back over the back side of the couch. Kakashi came down with a thump. He quickly got up and looked at Jiraiya and Jiraiya looked back at him still sitting up on the couch.

"We didn't do anything," said Jiraiya, still half confused on the current situation.

"Yes," answered Kakashi, back. He, still on the other side of the couch kneeling, "Dear God, I hope yes." (Just if you're thinking this is no Yaoi) (Dear god I hope yes.) He put his hands in prayer mood for a moment, trying to pray as hard as he could. Everyone else, Asuma, Genma, and Iruka, soon realized they were in their under wear as well.

"What the HELL happened?" all three of them screamed, as they got up from their places. They soon realized that getting up to fast, caused them to feel really sick to their stomachs. It seemed that everyone had a hangover.

"We really had a party last night," said Genma, as he slowly got to his feet, in his boxers. He headed towards Kakashi's kitchen, as Iruka, Asuma, Kakashi, and Jiraiya followed. On his way their, Jiraiya, unsanitary like, scratches his ass.

Iruka, Asuma, Kakashi, and Genma sat down, as Jiraiya walked over to the fridge and pulled out a large amount of things out of it.

"The first step in the cure for a hangover is the drink," explained Jiraiya, as he pulled out Kakashi's blender (Okay, for now Kakashi has a blender, just because there's no other way Jiraiya could make the drinks and besides in a recent episode they had pachinko and automatic sliding doors.). "Let's see," he holds up a bottle of a sort of Pepto-Bismol over the blender. "There are five of us, so I'll just put in the whole bottle. And let's see, we should add some carrots, a lemon, a lime, some orange juice for the flavor, let's see…" Jiraiya begins to add more and more stuff, going all around the kitchen. (Okay honestly, I've never had a hangover. I'm only 13 at the moment, so I'm just guessing here.)

As soon as the blender was filled to the top, Jiraiya put on the top and turned on the blender. The site of the mixture was not a pleasant one, the carrots mixed with the anchovies, the orange juice with the beet, and the hot sauce with the pineapple. The drink turned into dark barf green (hey sounds like a Ben and Jerry Flavor. You know with the dark and the…barf rhyming. Ah forget it!)

After the drink was blended, Jiraiya poured it into 5 glasses. Each took a sip, while watching the liquid just to make sure it wouldn't attack them. Kakashi wanting to see the others reaction before daring to drink it, waited as everyone gulped the thick drink down. As soon as the four had gulped it down, their faces turned the color of the drink. They immediately let the contents out the horrible tasting contents onto Kakashi's floor below them, even Jiraiya. Kakashi nearly died when he say his kitchen floor.

"You guys are so cleaning that," said Kakashi, as he picked up his own glass, "this doesn't look so bad." Kakashi turned his head around, not to show the others as he pulled down his mask. He slowly brought the glass up to his lips and took a giant gulp. He pulled his mask back up. As soon as the disgusting liquid had entered into Kakashi's body, it wanted to come out. Kakashi nearly jumped out of his chair to get to the toliet. Forgetting that the other four's "let's just say material waste", Kakashi evidently in a rush slipped in it and slid all the way into the bathroom across the hall and right into the toliet hitting his head.

Carefully getting out of their seats and around the "contents", the other four walked over to the bathroom and stood over to the knocked out, stars and birds over his head, and on the bathroom floor, Kakashi.

"At least he got to where he wanted to be," said Jiraiya, as Asuma and Genma lifted him up and out of the bathroom. They slowly cared him to the couch, as the other two followed.

"Wait," said Iruka, as they were about to put Kakashi down on the couch, "he's a mess." He said this as if he should take a bath, but instead Iruka got a towel and laid it on the couch just to protect the couch. They slowly laid the unconscious Kakashi onto the couch, as Iruka put a bandage around Kakashi's cut on his forehead (Guess how he go it.).

"Okay time for the second step to the cure of a hangover," said Jiraiya, as soon as they were finished with that, "exercise."

Five Minutes Later

All four, of course four with Kakashi still unconscious, we're running around Kakashi's living room couch with Kakashi still on it!

"Keep running," said Jiraiya as he ran around with them, "just two hundred and seventy three more laps around the couch. The faster we finish all three steps, the sooner we get to put make up on Kakashi." They speed up as soon as they heard that.

After a few more minutes, Kakashi woke up. The others not realizing it continued to run around the couch. As soon as they had turned the bend of the right side of the couch, Kakashi got up and sat down with his legs stretched out as he rubbed his eyes. Not able to stop, due to their ninja speed, they tripped over Kakashi's legs. First it was Genma into the wall, then Iruka then was Asuma, and finally there was Jiraiya.

After Kakashi had finished rubbing his eyes, he looked over at the smashed four.

"God you guys really got look where you're going," he said, as he got up and walked towards the bathroom. After taking about 7 showers to try to get the smell out, Kakashi reluctantly gave up in trying to get the smell out. He had also brushed his teeth for 21 minutes and used 6 bottles of mouth wash just to get the alcohol and "so called hangover treatment drink" out of his breath. He also had to give up on that.

After he had slipped on a pair of gray sweats, a white undershirt, and his mask of course, he carefully wrapped a huge bandage around the cut on his forehead. After finishing that, he passed the guys still unconscious on the floor by the wall.

"I'm gonna go get some aspirin and stuff for you guys," he said, even though he knew they couldn't here him, "be back in hour or so." The only pharmacy in Konoha was on the other side of town from Kakashi's apartment, so this was obviously going to be a long trip with his head ache.

At Konoha's administrated ninja office in the file room

Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke had been working all day at the in the administrated ninja office sorting files into their file cabinets with the Gai's team and the other rookies. There were extremely pissed with what their teacher and the "guys" did yesterday, that caused them to be working here today. All 12 of them had worked through hundreds of files, while their teachers stayed in the lounge chatting and relaxing.

"Stupid Kakashi-sensei…stupid filing… stupid…" mumbled Naruto, as he worked through the U's. Everyone seemed to be mumbling something of the same. Naruto just passed the name Uchida Omi, when he spotted Uchiha Sasuke. He carefully picked up the file and opened it.

After a few seconds of reading, Naruto began to crack up so loud everyone began to notice that he was reading a file. Everyone rushed over to him. Naruto began to read out loud.

"Uchiha Sasuke is this year's number one rookie. The only reason for his ability to receive such an honor is because up till now he hasn't faced with any challenges that have anything to do with team work. Sure he is the top of the class, but arrogance and pride have clouded his mind. Once he is challenged with that task, he is likely to fall behind even this year's dead last, Uzamaki Naruto." Naruto seemed very pissed off about this statement. He hadn't read this far, so Sakura continued. "His urges to kill his brother, has caused him to become dumper…" Sakura stopped reading there. Who had such a low vocabulary, as to use the word dumper?

Everyone's eyes skimmed down to the last part, where everyone say who wrote it.

"Memo by Hatake Kakashi?" everyone said in confused way.

"Damn it! I'm going to kill him!" exclaimed Team 7. Sasuke, because of the team work part, Naruto because he called him dead last, and Sakura because of making fun of Sasuke. Everyone seemed to be cracking up, which caused them to turn blue and sigh with their heads down.

"Hey let's go look at our files," suggested Kiba. Everyone else besides Team 7 went around to find their files. "Shino could you use your insects to check down the halls outside to keep guard in case the teachers come back?" Shino nodded and went to the door. Team 7, just stood there for a moment in the same position. Finally they went to go find theirs. Naruto went to the U's again. Sakura went to the H's, while Sasuke tried to find Kakashi's. Sakura was the first to find hers.

"Haruno Sakura has the brains to be a ninja. But her know-it-all-lism has her thinking that if she has the brains but no skill she'll be able to stay with Uchiha Sasuke. Let's just say that her life is Sasuke, her dreams are Sasuke, and even here knowledge Sasuke. She even knows what shoe size he wears, what he ate for breakfast, and even the last time he went to the bathroom…" Sakura stopped reading there. Naruto was on the floor laughing like crazy, and Sasuke seemed a bit embarrassed. Sakura again skims down. "Memo by Hatake Kakashi. Damn it! I'll kill him again! Fine let's just go find Naruto's file, I wonder what interesting thing is in there, Sasuke could you find Kakashi-sensei's?" Naruto quickly got up and tried to stop her, but just with one hand holding him off by the head. She began to search as she threw file after file out. Sasuke began his search again for Kakashi's file as he threw files as well.

After awhile Sakura and Sasuke where at the end of each file cabinet Kakashi and Naruto's files were suppose to be in.

"There not here," said Sakura and Sasuke at each other. Each took the file cabinet out and tried to dump something out, but nothing came out. "Where are they?"

"Maybe they're in there," suggested Naruto, as he sat on the floor and pointed to a big metal door taking up and entire wall. On the door was a sign that read restricted on it. All three rushed to it.

"You think we should go in there?" asked Sakura to the others.

"Of course we should look in there," replied Naruto, "after all he did to us." Sakura looked over at Sasuke, as he nodded. Naruto tried to pull the door open with all his might. "It's locked." He made copies of himself, 10 or 20, and all began to pull the huge handle. Sasuke noticing there was no key hole or anything, so he pushed open the door, causing all the Naruto's to fall through. The all disappeared with poof.

"Warn, me the next time you're going to do something like that!" yelled Naruto at Sasuke. Naruto got up and all three say what was in there. It was just a square room with a few file cabinets lining the sides and a crappy light bulb lighting the room.

"This is it!" yelled Naruto, as he headed over to Kakashi's file with Sasuke. Sakura went to the U's to find Naruto's. After a few minutes, Naruto was able to find Kakashi's.

"It's awfully thick," said Naruto, as he opened it. Sakura went over the two. Naruto slowly opened it, to find a piece of tattered paper on top.

"What's this?" asked Naruto as he lifted it up. There was some writing on it, but just as Sakura was about to read it, Kiba started yelling.

"There coming, everybody, put the files back!" commanded Kiba, as everyone began to rush. But everyone noticed they had made a huge mess and they had no time to clean it. "Okay let's just ditch this place, and split!" Kiba opened one of the windows. Everyone began to rush out the window.

Meanwhile, Sasuke and Sakura began to run out the door, but before Naruto went with them, he folded the piece of paper and stuffed it into his pockets without anybody noticing.

"Hurry up Naruto!" yelled Sakura, just as Sasuke jumped through. Naruto quickly ran out the restricted area and closing the door behind him, he jumped out with Sakura. Kiba jumped out himself after, leaving the window open.

Just that very minute, the door to the filing room opened, and Ebisu, Kuernai, and Gai walked in. They nearly died when they saw the mess and opened files, but no kids!

"Where the hell did they go!" yelled Gai. Kuernai saw the open door and knew they had ditched them. She slowly made her way past the files and towards the open window.

Just under the window, against the building all 12 of them sat up against the wall hiding under the window sill. They where doomed for it. She could easily sense them. But just as Kuernai made it to the window, the filing room door opened and Kuernai walked back.

"What the hell happened?!" yelled Tsunade (okay this is when she's 5thHokage).

"Well you see the kids where filing and we where away…and…" explained Ebisu, looking rather nervous.

"You left the kids alone in the filing room!" yelled Tsunade.

"Well you see…" explained Gai.

"You guys are going to clean this all by yourselves for the lack of responsibility!" yelled Tsunade. She began to yell on and on, while the 12 outside began to crack up and make their way around the building and out of site.

After they where sure they were far enough, they made their way to the park laughing their heads off as they sat on the grass.

"Man that was hella funny!" exclaimed Chouji, as he lay down in the grass.

"That was troublesome, but it least it got us out of work," said Shikamaru, without expression, as he lay down.

"Do you know what Asuma-sensei said about me?" said Ino, "he said 'She is a girl' that's it. He's so damn lazy to write anything else."

"He wrote that I was "tiresome' that's troublesome," said Shikamaru as he closed his eyes to nap.

"He said I eat longer than I sleep and sleep longer than I eat. What's that suppose to mean?" asked Chouji.

"Well Gai-sensei said I was the best, kind hearted student he ever had," said Lee with a proud look.

"Odd, he but the same for mine," said Neji with a smirk. Lee nearly died when he hear that.

"And mine," said Tenten. Both nearly died when they heard that. All of them began to discuss what their teachers had said about them. Naruto, who didn't have anything to say, soon noticed that he heard someone's footsteps coming. It was Kakashi-sensei's.

"Kakashi-sensei!" yelled Naruto, as everyone rushed to him..

"Well hel-…" but before he could great them all, Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto smacked him on the head and caused 3 bumps on his head.

"What the hell was that for?" asked Kakashi as he rubbed his head.

"For writing what you did in our files!" yelled Sakura.

"Your files? You looked through them?" asked Kakashi as he continued rub his head. Everyone nodded.

"Naruto did you look at yours?" asked Kakashi.

"No, didn't have time, we almost got to look at yours though," said Naruto.

"You did!" exclaimed Kakashi, looking rather mad, "how far did you get?"

"We just saw th-…" said Sakura, but Naruto covered her mouth.

"We just saw the cover," said Naruto finishing the sentence. Kakashi gave them a non believing look. Naruto let go of Sakura's mouth.

"Okay then," said Kakashi still suspicious.

"What the hell happen to you yesterday, you where at the festival with the Ero-sennin and everybody else?" said Naruto trying to change the subject.

"I was at the festival?" asked Kakashi quite confused. The boys began to laugh, as the girls giggled.

"What? What happened?" he asked in a confused way.

"You guys where at the festival," said Naruto, spilling it out in between laughs, "but you guys where only in your undies!" Kakashi nearly died when he heard that, as everyone began to laugh louder.

"Don't worry Kakashi-sensei, you where wearing your mask, along with your heart patterned boxers!" exclaimed Sakura laughing as hell. Everyone laugh harder. Kakashi looked more and more embarrassed and more and more red.

"Well," said Kakashi embarrassingly, "what happened?"

"You see…" said Naruto

FLASHBACK

All of the same 12, Ebisu, Kuernai-sensei, Tsunade-sama, and Gai-sensei, where standing on the side all watching the huge parade with dancers and entertainers, having a great time, when all of a sudden the music from the parade stops, as 5 guys come down behind the parade in there undies. Each has a sake bottle in hand and each of them seemed flushed.

"Who are they?" asked Naruto, as everyone squints to se who they are.

"Oh my god!" exclaimed Kuernai-sensei in shock, "its Kakashi, Asuma, Jiraiya-sama, Genma, and Iruka!" The five guys walk in between the shocked dancers and entertainers, singing and dancing happily drunk.

(brace yourselves) They sang:

She bangs, she bangs! Oh but she moves, she moves!

This is the only part of the Ricky Martin/ William Hung song they knew. They kept singing it over an over, as everyone on the street began to laugh as hell. Gai, Kuernai, Tsunade, and Ebisu, not wanting to disturb the festival and parade any longer led them away from the parade and out of sight. The 12 students ran after them. Soon the parade started again, but everyone continued to laugh.

"What the hell happened to you guys," as Tsunade, let go of Jiraiya and let him "roam free". All the non drunk ground ups look rather embarrassed. The five continued to act like drunks.

"What's that on his back?" asked Naruto, as he pointed to the black letters on Kakashi's back.

"It's nothing," said Tsunade-sama, looking a bit funny and suspicious.

"I think it say-"said Sakura, but Tsunade interrupted.

"Just forget it it's nothing," said Tsunade, as she blocked their view.

"Will you marry me?" asked Kakashi to Jiraiya on a bent knee.

"Of course I will," said Jiraiya, as they hugged each other.

"You've made me the happiest woman in the world," said Kakashi, burping a little. Genma started singing again.

You are so beautiful to me. Can't you see?

You're everything I hoped for. Your everything I need?

You are so beautiful to me -eeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Genma had sung the last part in a high tone pitch. Iruka was lying on the street curled up into a ball sucking his thumb.

"I don't wanna go to school mommy," he said, still sucking his thump. Asuma just danced by himself.

FLASHBACK ENDS

"Let's just say, you're married to Ero-sennin," said Naruto, as everyone laughed and Kakashi turned red.

"See ya', gotta go," said Kakashi as he left as fast as he could. After about five minutes of laughing, they finally stopped and laid back down.

"Man what was that thing on his back," asked Naruto.

"Who knows?" asked Sasuke.

"Oh, I almost forgot why did you stop me from saying that, Naruto?" asked Sakura.

"Because I don't want him to find out I took this," said Naruto, as he pulled out the folded piece of paper. Everyone seemed to be shock that he had taken something from the files. Naruto as usually ignored the looks. He carefully unfolded it and placed it down between them.

It read…

The end for the Files and the Hangover

Heheehehehehehehehe, I stopped there again. Tell you friends about this fan fiction. I had fun writing this one. The next won't probably come out for a while. I'm going back to school next week. Hehehehehehehehehe. (The author wipes a tear from her eye.) I'm so mean. I give you to the count of next week to review, (the author holds her hand above the delete button) or the story gets it. Hehehehehehehehehe (malicious laugh) Please review.

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Do you guys want to see a new manga story? I'm starting a new one. It's not coming out for a while, but it's not going to be on this site, fanfiction I mean since this story is on two sites. It's called "Destiny Wars" for now, because I got to get the Japanese translation. Summary:

It's about a 17 year old boy named Teshigawa Naoto, who comes home from the Heiwa Hogosha, I'm not sure if that's the exact translation of Peace Guard. The Ninja Samurai War has been going on for 17 years and the Heiwa Hogosha was created just after that. The Samurai and Ninja used to live in peace until one day on the very day of Naoto's birthday havoc starts. But some stay in peace, but unfortunately they are in the middle of everything. A week after he comes home to his parents free warrior (as in any weapon, choice between samurai and ninja or anything else) Dojo, his 4 older siblings leave in different directions, leaving him with no excuse. Two weeks later while Naoto and his two friends go on a picnic, Naoto's mother comes screaming towards them. She tells them that their small village, Okinara, where the dojo is located is on fire. When they arrive, men are taking away his father, Kasukei, by a mysterious group along with the other teachers of the dojo. Now Naoto must find his 4 other siblings that went off in different directions to rescue his father and the other teachers. They also need to find out why the Ninja Samurai War started and who the mysterious captors were. Naoto, a young man, experiences the life of war, with the help of his best friends, Mari and Masaki, and later on the Kyoshomoto twins, Tikashi and Kasaki and their little brother Tomoza join the crew. But could these three have a secret of their own?

This is story is like Naruto and Ruruoni Kenshin put together and for all the Yaoi fans out there, sorry this isn't the story for you. It is an action packed comical adventure about a boy growing up with his friends. Tell me if you want to find out more. Sorry this one's not animated, but their will be fan art to show you what everyone looks like.