Topic #3
Hiei: Yo dumb asses where is Koenma's hat at?
Me: I have no idea
Hiei: liar where are you two hiding it at?
Asia: if it was up your ass you would know
Hiei: don't start Asia
Me: Here you are no fun
Hiei: what ever
Hiei leaves and Asia sits down on the couch with me
Me: I think Hiei-kun is on his period…he he
Asia: yes I agree
Kurama and Yusuke walk in looking for Hiei
Kurama: where is Hiei at Asia?
Me: he is changing his tampon
Asia and I start laughing and Kurama and Yusuke bust out laughing as well
Asia: shhhh…. He's back
Hiei: what's so funny?
Kurama: didn't get any blood on the carpet did you?
Hiei: no I didn't
They all look at each other and laugh
Hiei: what not like I am that annoyed
Asia: he walked right into that one
Me: yes he did
Hiei backs Asia and I into a corner
Kurama: leave them alone we have a meeting with Koenma.
Hiei: I will be back you two
Asia: oh I am so scared! NOT!
Me: speak for your self. Kurama-kun save me!
Kurama: come on Hiei lets go.
They all leave and we stay on the couch.
Kuwabara shows up
Kuwabara: where is everyone? Hey girls
Me: burn
Asia: die
Kuwabara: why are you so mean to me? What did I do to you?
Hiei comes home with Kurama close behind.
Me: save me! (runs and hides by Kurama; with arms wrapped around his chest.)
Kurama: Hiei won't kill either of you
Asia: yeah right.
Hiei: why is Kuwabara knocked out on my floor?
Me: well you see what had happened was…
Hiei: Never mind
Kurama: you didn't kill him did you?
Asia: no just a little bit of pain
Kurama: but was it on accident?
Hiei: if you beat someone up this bad it is not on accident
Me: it could be
Hiei: sure little devil
Me: yup I am a devil… but I am cutter then the real devil…he looks like he got beat with the ugly stick.
I look up at Kurama
Me: right Kurama?
Kurama: yes I bet
Hiei: okay love birds out of my house
Kurama: love birds?
Asia: then I get you! (latches to Hiei's side and won't let go)
Hiei: let go Asia or so help me god I will kill you
Me: ooo… calling on god now are we?
Hiei: you will die to
Kurama: why did you call us love birds Hiei-san?
Me: 'cause he is jealous of our friendship
End!! Kawaii right?