Ha! I'm baaaack… and you can't stop me! Whahahahahahaha! shifty eyes and runs out the door erm… well… oookay… moving on!

Chapter Five: Lunch

-FLASHBACK-

"Shut up you pervert," Elaina said glaring at Miroku. "I'm talking- not you. As Meagan AND Emily knows, my mom works with the school board. I used to roam around a lot and I discovered the bucket then. Just to let you know Kagome, we come from America. But we also take a foreign language class, and us three chose Japanese."

Kagome nodded and seemed to understand. Elaina also said that Sango explained to her how she needed to have a jewel shard to get back to her own time. So Sango took one from Kagome. Kagome glared at Sango and Sango beamed a devilish smile.

After dinner Elaina taught us how to get back, and Kagome gave Emily and me a shard so we could get back too. I swirled through the vortex I thought, 'I'll be back, I be back tomorrow,' grinning to myself.

-END OF FLASHBACK-

The next day:

"Well, this certainly has been an odd week…" Emily yawned stretching her arms above her head.

"Since when do you use big words like certainly?" I said glaring at Emily.

Emily glared back at me as Elaina watched us with interest and glared at both of us. We glanced at her and demanded together, "WHAT ARE YOU GLARING AT!"

Elaina seemed to take five steps back from us and whispered, "I felt not included so I thought I would join you guys with the glaring…"

Emily and I were still fuming as we walked down the halls to lunch. We sat down at our table and open our sacks. Emily gasped with delight and got on top of the table and danced a jig that seemed to be Scottish singing, "I got roast beeeeef! I got roast beeeeef! I got roast beeeeef!"

I pictured her in a kilt wit a bag pipe and burst out laughing. I pointed to Emily almost falling off my chair got whapped on the head with a brown paper bag lunch by her.

"I had it coming…" I said in defeat.

"Of course you did!" Emily screamed in fury.

The nearest lunch monitor came to Emily and pointed to her and then to her chair.

Emily repeated this movement with her head twice and then said, "Sorry, me no speak sign language," making signs to herself and her mouth. Elaina and I snorted at Emily and made the teacher grow red in anger.

"I think you know very well what I meant…" the lady growled.

"Oh, you speak our talk. Now, what did you say to me? Do I get a free cookie?" Emily smirked.

Soon we had drawn a crowd and most of the lunch room's attention was turned to Emily and the monitor.

The lady's eyes flashed from Emily, to me, then Elaina, the chair, and the rest of the lunch room.

"Guess what," she scowled, "you three just earned yourselves a lunch detention for a week!"

Emily hissed at the teacher and sat down at the table. All resumed and the noise level rose again.

"You'll be serving your detention outside of right wing's janitor's closet," said the lady and she walked away.

We gathered up our things and walked to the place where we would carry out our time. I slumped against the wall as I heard a sudden bang and clank in the closet behind us. I wasn't the only one who heard it for Emily and Elaina had pressed their ears to the door. We heard a loud DAMN IT! and looked at each other guessing for answers.

I heard a creak and the door slipped from our heads and we banged ourselves on the tile.

All of us sat up rubbing our heads in pain. I saw Elaina glance up and I followed. I met eyes with a very angry and distressed hanyou glaring down at us. InuYasha had his foot stuck in a bucket and assorted types of sponges all over him.

He growled in distress and said, "Where the hell have you been? We need your help! Now!"

End of Chappie

Ha hahaha! Cliffie! Muahahahaha! shifty eyes and runs into glass door

Well, I'll have fun with the medical bill…

Over and Out