Yes! My town fair is this weeeekend! Woot! Ha! Suckers who don't know where I live can't go! Hmmm… that makes me feel superior… cool!

Chapter Seven: Poo

-FLASHBACK-

"Guess what," she scowled, "you three just earned yourselves a lunch detention for a week!"

Emily hissed at the teacher and sat down at the table. All resumed and the noise level rose again.

"You'll be serving your detention outside of right wing's janitor's closet," said the lady and she walked away.

We gathered up our things and walked to the place where we would carry out our time. I slumped against the wall as I heard a sudden bang and clank in the closet behind us. I wasn't the only one who heard it for Emily and Elaina had pressed their ears to the door. We heard a loud DAMN IT! and looked at each other guessing for answers.

I heard a creak and the door slipped from our heads and we banged ourselves on the tile.

All of us sat up rubbing our heads in pain. I saw Elaina glance up and I followed. I met eyes with a very angry and distressed hanyou glaring down at us. InuYasha had his foot stuck in a bucket and assorted types of sponges all over him.

He growled in distress and said, "Where the hell have you been? We need your help! Now!"

-END OF FLASHBACK-

"Hey! Get out of here dog turd! We're in school! You can't be caught!" Elaina said shaking him by the shoulders.

"Heh, you said turd!" I sniggered and giving Emily a high five.

"Chiiiiillllld!" Elaina said shaking me now.

"Elaaainaaaa! Ifffffff youuuuuu waaaaaaaaant meeeeee tooooo baaaaarf ooooon youuuuu Iiiiiiii suuuuggest youuuuuuu stooooop shaaaaaaking meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Urk! Get away from me!" Elaina stated wiping her hands on InuYasha's kimono.

"Get the hell off me wench! Can we go now?" screamed the angry hanyou.

"First tell us what you need!" Emily demanded.

"NO TIME!" InuYasha said cursing under his breath. He grabbed our wrists and dragged us to the bucket and threw us in.

"Oop! Elaina, now I might really barf!" I said covering my mouth.

"Eww… Pull yourself together woman! Your gonna be going through some worse things when your with me!" Inu said doing a three-sixty flip in the vortex.

"Why, because you smell like crap?" Emily said holding her nose plugged.

"Heh, you said crap!" I sniggered at Emily.

OMF!

We all landed with a thud.

As InuYasha lifted us out of the well we saw Sango and Kagome passing near by and Miroku was sleeping by a bush. I took this rare opportunity into my own hands kicked Miroku in the groin.

He woke up in pain and yelped, "Whad' I do now Sango?"

I chuckled and walked away.

"Okay! Everyone follow me!" InuYahsa said clapping his hands together.

"Kagome jumped on his back and Sango's pet blew up into a big one. She hopped on it and Miroku sat behind her.

"Oh no… I only have room for one more on Kirara…" Sango said.

"And I'm not holing another person on my back, Kagome weighs a lot enough!" Inuyasha said folding his arms up to his chest.

"What did you say InuYasha?" she said with a shadowy face.

"Erm… your very light weighted?"

"Nice try! SIT BOY!"

BANG

"Um… that's okay Sango… we can get along just fine." I said.

Elaina snapped her finger and a cloud floated down from the sky and she hopped on it.

I ran around InuYasha and Kagome really, really fast and stopped to whisper in his ear- "We'll have a race later…" then I zoomed back to where I was originally standing.

Emily burst into flames and started floating off the ground.

Inuyasha looked confusedly at Emily and I said "Heat rises. Duh!"

"Oookaay… let's go." Miroku said still looking at all of us.

End of Chappie

How was it? Not really a cliff ending, but whatever… Please r&r!

Over and Out