NARUTO: A Ninjas Most Private Thoughts

chapter 2!

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...arguing on whether Naruto has skill or not!

Naruto: YES! I! DO!

Everyone: NO YOU DON'T!

Naruto: YES I DO!

Everyone: NO YOU DON'T!

Naruto: YES I DO

(STOPPING THE TELLING YOU WHO IT IS THING ITS OBVIOUS!)

NO YOU DON'T

YES I DO

NO YOU DON'T

YES I DO

NO YOU DON'T

YES I DO

NO YOU DON'T

YES I DO

NO YOU DON'T!

YA HU

NU U

YA HU

NU U

Kakashi: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP! I cant even read in these circumstances! (Holding come come paradise in his hands)

Naruto: Kakashi? Do I have skill?

Kakashi: no

Naruto: but Kakashi!

Everyone: NO!

Sasuke: Please just tell us what that stupid test was for!

Sakura: and please tell us Naruto failed and is going to be expelled!

Naruto: don't worry baby! Even if were at different schools I will still come and visit you!

Sakura: SHUT UP!

Ino: don't worry now that you two are a couple I will keep Sasuke company!

Sasuke: O NO YOU WONT!

Sakura: Besides you have Hinita Naruto!

Hinita: What?

Naruto: (blushes puts arm around Hinita) Sorry Sakura it would have never of worked out between us darling! ( fake sobs)

Sakura: WORK OUT WHAT?

Ino: fine! Where's Shikamaru?

Shikamaru: Huh what?

Ino: Heeeeeeeelllllllloooooooo bbbbbaaaaaabbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyy!(Hugs Shikamaru try's to kiss him!)

Shikamaru: WHAT THE HECK? GET OFF ME WOMEN!

Ten Ten: o give it up Ino-pig! Shikamaru has already fell for Temari!

Temari: (blushes) uh...

Shikamaru: exactly!

Ino: WHAT? Really? No! I don't believe you...your lying!

Sakura: Why would he lie?

Shikamaru: ya lying's to troublesome!

Sasuke: jezz, can she ever learn!

Rock lee: DON'T WORRY INO! IM HEAR FOR YOU NO ONE LIKES ME ANYWAY!

Ino: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ino: Prove that you love Temari Nara shikamaru!

Shikamaru: prove it?

Ten ten: and how is he supposed to do that!

Shikamaru; im not stupid I know what she wants me to do!

Ten Ten: what?

Ino: so do it then! Or are you hesitating!

Shikamaru: Why would I hesitate?

Temari: I don't know if I like where this is going!

Shikamaru grabs Temari and kisses her smack on the lips in front of everyone!

Kakashi: Dang! Has he been reading my book and not telling me! (under his breath)

Temari is left in a daze and Shikamaru just smirks at Ino!

Ino looks at Sasuke and Sakura, Sasuke dose not need her to say anything he grabs sakura and kisses her the same way!

Ino starts to cry! No one seems to care...

Rock Lee: Ino why are you crying? I will kiss you!

Ino: What did you say? But it was to late! Rock lee kissed her!

( Ino realizes that she likes Rock Lee more then she thought! Everyone leaves them ALONE!)

Ten Ten: well that's that! (Feeling very proud of herself!)

Hinita: not so fast Ten Ten, shikamaru will you please do the honors?

Shikamaru: my pleasure!

Shikamaru puts nenji under the Shadow thingy, he walks over to temari and kisses her! Makeing Nenji kiss Ten Ten!

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kakashi: ok...now that everyone has gotten to know each other better lets get back to business!

Sasuke: finally!

Kakashi: Wait! That little love spree has brought up a very good point!

Sasuke: groan...

Kakashi: For Christmas you are all getting copies of Come Come Paradise!

Everyone's sweat drops...

Kakashi: now for the test...I RECORDED YOUR THOUGHTS!

Everyone: WHAT?

Kakashi: Ya? Isin't it great? I am a genius! Now I will have everyones thoughts in the palm of my hand! MMMMUUUUUHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAMMMUUUUHHHHAAAA

Kakashi: Now if you will follow me into the theater room to watch them all!

Sasuke: now wait just a minute!

Ino: thoughts are supposed to be private!

Sakura: what if we didn't think?

Kakashi: I put you in a little room with nothing to do you must have been day dreaming!

Everyone starts yelling at Kakashi mad and confused?...

Well I hope you liked it! Took awhile but it was very fun to write! I konw I am putting off the thoughts but we will at least start by next chappie! I know I did not have Kiba talk but there is no love triangle that I like with Kiba! So live with it! K...R&R!