AN: Last chapter. Short and cheesy. I felt like ending it so I just wrote whatever came to mind. Yes. King Mickey has an evil twin.
Chapter 4 – Ultimate Evil!
The Christmas morning after the disastrous caroling event dawned on Destiny Islands. Sora, Riku, and Kairi exchanged gifts halfheartedly. Sora and Kairi still had egg in their hair. The friends went down to the beach to hang out. As the sun climbed slowly in the sky, Riku thought he could see something shining in the water. He ran down the beach non-drunkenly only to find…another bottle. He suddenly felt a deep foreboding. Without bothering to call Sora and Kairi, who were kissing passionately, Riku pulled the cork out of the bottle. He slowly unrolled the message, and his heart sank.
Since when did King Mickey send chain letters? Kairi had asked. The answer was simple. He didn't. And now they were in for it.
"Sora, Kairi, come here! It's another message, but you won't like it."
"It can't be worse than the last one," Kairi grumbled, but she walked over to Riku anyway. Sora followed her.
Riku sighed and read the note aloud.
"Dear Sora, Riku, and Kairi,
Merry Christmas! I'm writing to warn you, if you receive a note telling you to sing a carol called The Twelve Days of Deathmas, DON'T DO IT!!! That letter is NOT from me, it was my evil twin brother DICK-ey Mouse. He has an evil plot to spread chain letters around Destiny Islands. If it's too late, then I am very sorry for the egg in your hair.
Signed, King Mickey"
Nobody said anything for a moment. Then the trio sank down on the sand. They had committed the ultimate evil: sending chain letters for no good reason! (Is there ever a good reason for sending chain letters? Didn't think so.) It took them forever to find all the notes they had mailed and destroy them. But it was worth it, because Sora and Kairi finally made it to home base while trapped in a mailbox. Afterwards, Sora and Kairi finally managed to wash the egg out of their hair, while Riku's hair grew back very, very slowly. Soon their lives went back to normal, although Sora had killed half of the Destiny Island folk on that fateful Christmas Eve. And Selphie now avoided them at all costs. And they all had The Twelve Days of Deathmas stuck in their heads. But other than that, everything was normal again - until their New Year party, that is…