NARUTO: A Ninjas Most Private Thoughts

chapter 3!

After the commotion had died down a bit they all took their seats in the small room. Kiba with a worried face and Akumaru hiding in his shirt finally said something.

Kiba: God Kakashi why did you half to do this?

Kakashi: I had to try it out on someone, and you were the only people I could fool into doing it! Thank you, you idiots!

(Sasuke starts straggling Kakashi!)

Kakashi: uncle uncle!

Ino sat with Rock Lee, Shikamaru with Temari, Sasuke with Sakura, Naruto with Hinita, and Ten Ten with Nenji. Naruto, Hinita, Sasuke, Sakura were on the couch. Ten Ten, Nenji behind the couch. Rock Lee and Ino towards the exit, and Shikamaru and Temari right up front! ( Kiba was in the corner)

Kakashi: Is everyone ready?

(people mumbling under there breath, Ten Ten yells BRING IT ON! Some people look at her with blank faces...

Kakashi: OK!

Screen: 3,2,1 Kakashi growls like the lion... "From Kakashi Productions!" "By Kakashi!" "For Kakashi!" A NINJAS MOST PRIVATE THOUGHTS!

Kakashi: I love that part!

People grown...sweat drops...

NARUTO'S THOUGHTS! Flashes on the screen...

Naruto's thoughts!

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it is night...closes in on a large building...(inside) Naruto is dancing way beter then he dose in real life... all girls are googly eyed over him...

Song: GO GO DISCO INFERNO! LET ME SEE YOU MOVE LIKE YOUR GO'IN FORCO LOCO!...BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Thought naruto: yes! I have finally mastered dancing! Now tell me what do I half to master next?

Thought Sakura: nothing! You have mastered everything you are so amazing! I love you!

Thought girls: YES YES! WE LOVE YOU TO NARUTO-KUN!

Thought Naruto: yes yes I know! But Sakura darling! I am sorry but I don't love you anymore nor ever!

Thought sakura: WHAT! SOBBING...

REAL Sakura: strangling Naruto...

Thought Naruto: The one I love is! Hinita!

Thought Hinita: What? I am so happy! The best ninja in the history of the universe loves me!(tears of joy!)

Thought Sasuke: don't worry girls I still love you! I mean im will never be as good as Naruto but I am still great right?

All thought girls: No Way!

He's so weird!

He's ugly!

Ewwwwwwwww!

Your right your never as good as Naruto!

Gross!

Thought Sasuke; but I think your prety!

Thought girls again:

You perv!

He's gay!

No he's lesbian!

Thought Naruto: Silence! That is enough! Now I shall speak! Sasuke! How dare you even use your name in the same sentence as mine! You have disobeyed me!

Thought Sasuke: im sorry im sorry!

Thought Naruto: now you interrupt me? Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You shall work a hundred years of labor! you shall listen to me always or be punished!

Thought Sasuke: that's it! You can not control me!

Thought Naruto: FINE! This will be punishment number one! He changes Sasuke into a female maid outfit!

Thought Naruto: Now! Get my room ready for me and Hinita! WITH FRESH RAMEN AND MOISTENED TOILETS!

REAL Sasuke: strangling Naruto

Thought Sakura: Lord Naruto I know your great! But...how great?

Thought Naruto: I will show you unwanted girl...suddenly gets wings and a hallow...flies into the air!

Thought Naruto: I am bigger then Jesus!

Thought Everyone: woooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!

Suddenly the screen goes fuzzy...

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Kakashi pauses it before it goes into the next thought

Kakashi: Bigger then Jesus?

Naruto: well...um...sure lets go with that!

Sakura: unwanted girl!1?

Sasuke: yes master?

Hinita: love?

Shikamaru, Temari, rock lee, ino, kiba, ten ten, nenji are all laughing!

Kakashi: quite! Quite!

Everyone (except Naruto): We want out!

Stop it!

Show it and your dead!

Kakashi: Shut up! (locks the doors for people trying to escape) If you don't stop I will make you all watch sex ed. Videos!

Everyone shuts up un willingly...

Kakashi: how bought one more before intermission?...don't answer that!.

Kiba's thoughts!

(Kiba standing on the screen)

thought narrator: IN A WORLD FILLED WITH EVIL CHILLY DOGS! ONE NINJA IS HEAR TO FACE THEM ALL! ( kiba jumps up dose some weird ninja moves)

thought Kiba: CHILLY DOGS BEWARE MY EATING FURRY!

Chilly dogs fly on to the screen...Kiba fights them...the giant chilly dogs looking very weird when they fight!

Thought giant chilly dog: BEWARE MY STEAMING CHILLY GOODNESS! MUHA HA HA MU HA HA HA MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA SHOOTS CHILLY AT KIBA

when it reaches him Kiba eats the chilly...

Thought chilly dog: OH NO! THE PRECIOUS CHILLY! IT IS INSIDE HIM! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

KIBA runs after them and while doing some awesome ninja moves he eats them all bite by bite!

Thought Kiba: ahh.! my work here... is done! huy ya!

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everyone has blank faces at Kiba... Kibas face is very red!

Sasuke: what the hell were you thinking?

Temari: We know very well what he was thinking we just watched it!

Sasuke: I know that but! But! BUT!

Sakura: (hits sasuke on the head) Sasuke stop thinking about but's! It's perverted!

Kiba: I was really hungry! Ok!

Everyone notices that he has been cowing down on the complementary popcorn!

Rock Lee: b,b,big chhh,illy d,d,dogs! BIG CHILLY DOGS! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD! Runs to the door forgets its locked and hard metal and slams into it!

Kakashi: ok?...How bought a intermission! I have one already made up on the screen and everything!

Hey every body! I hope you liked it! I will write more soon but school is over in a week so try to be patient! I hope it wasn't to weird?...I for one loved it! much more to come!

R&R!