NARUTO: A Ninjas Most Private Thoughts
chapter: 5
Sasuke: Well...that was an interesting intermission..
Sakura: Interesting? That was just weird!
Shikamaru: I did not know Gai was so open about no underwear!
Temari: Ninja of the night was hilarious!
Rock Lee: Sand Man?
Kakashi: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! VERY VERY VERY MUCH! IM GLAD YOU ALL LOVED IT!
Everyone: mumbling under breath...
Kakashi: Well anyway it is time for our next thought.!
Lets see... it looks like this will be shikamaru!
Shikamaru's thought!
On screen.: one cloud passes...than another...then another...and another...one looks like a cookie...another looks like a duck...and a chilly dog?
off screen: Kiba and Rock Lee go crazy!
On screen: more clouds pass for 5 minutes than one starts to look like a person...it gets more features...it is a girl...pigtail's...a big fan on her back...its Temari!
Shikamaru blushes off screen..Temari stares..
The cloud gets closer and closer...it seems to be getting bigger...getting color...
Thought Temari cloud: shikamaru snap out of it!
Thought Shika: Screams!11
Real Shikamaru: screams!
Real other people: scream with laughter!
Now back to thought...
Thought shikamaru: oh my god! It is real Temari!
Thought Temari: no duh genus! I was standing here for 10 minutes wondering when you would realize I was here and stop staring at me!
Thought Shikamaru's well...thought: I wish the cloud that looks like a cookie was real!
Thought temari: jezz! I am going to get you a cookie to calm down.
Real Temari: huh?
Thought Temari: turns around and reaches into her bag...
Thought: close up on Temaris butt...
Real Temari: hits Shika on the back of the head!
Thought: When Temari turns around she is different...she is dressed in a geisha outfit and Shikamaru is in one of though's Moroccan rooms that looks like a tent with pillows every where..
Thought Temari is carrying a plat of chocolate chip cookies.
Thought Temari sits next to Shikamaru and starts feeding him cookies! All the while shikamaru is feeling her butt!
Real Temari: Killing shikamaru!
Real Ino: crying! with some giggles..
Thought: Ino comes in, in a suit ..
Thought Ino: Is there anything I can do for you?
Thought Shikamaru: get my room ready, fluff the pillows, put some rose pettles every where, get a bottle of champagne, and get your self a haircut! Jezz! You look like a damn hippy!
Thought Ino: yes sir..
Thought ends.
Everyone has blank faces.. Even Temari has stopped killing Shikamaru to watch the screen..
Ino's eyes are flaring with anger!
Ino: HIPPY!
Shikamaru: Oh come on! Don't take it personally!
Temari: cant say a word.. She is shocked by the whole get my room ready thing..
Shikamaru is blushing like mad...!
Kakashi: HA HA HA! You got to admit Ino.. You really should stop neglecting your hair! And Shikamaru...stop watching porn!
Shikamaru: WHAT! BUT I! I DIDN'T! WHAT DID I?
Ino: NEGLECTING!
Temari: oh just shut up Ino pig!
Sasuke's thought!
Everything is under water...with bubbles...like a bubble bath...suddenly lots and lots of rubber duckys appear...everyone with there own characteristic...
Sakura duck has pink hair
Kiba Duck has a big crazy fluffy hair..
Naruto duck has big blond hair..
Shikamaru duck has a pony tail..
Temari duck has blond pig tails
Ten Ten duck has buns
Hinita duck has blue hair..
Neji duck has long hair..
Rock Lee duck has a cocoanut haircut hair
Ino duck has "hippy" long blond hair
then out off no where, a table, chairs, and a tea set appears...
...THERE HAVING ATEA PARTY! THE WATER IS PINK! WITH A BACKGROUND STRAIT OUT OF SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS! naruto is picking on the girl ducks trying to enjoy there tea. Suddenly some duck pairings start to kiss! Example...: Ten Ten duck and Neji duck, shikamaru duck and Temari duck, Naruto duck and Hinita duck, Ino duck and Rock Lee duck! And they start to make out! (trust me it is weird to see rubber duckies make out!)
Suddenly spongbob jumps out with a flame thrower and threatens to kill the duckies if they don't reales Sakura duck to him! They have no choice! They give him Sakura duck! Now spongbob trys to make a move on sakura duck! Suddenly! Sasuke duck fly's in and rescue's Sakura duck! Sasuke duck besides his blue hair...has a red cape on and ducky underwear? They all live happily ever after as ducks! After Sasuke kills everyone in bikini bottom..(spongbobs town)...
Thought ends!
Sasuke is going crazy with embarrassment! Kakashi is rolling on the ground laughing histaracly! Everyone else is either laughing like mad! Or are to shocked for words!
Kakashi: rubber duckies!
Sasuke: I was um...only thinking that because instead of just killing them..um...I was wondering what it would be like to save them...um... you know..in a battle..you what to know what your opponits...were..um...thinking...so...um...
Kakashi: so let me get this strait!...you were "studding" in case of a rubber duckie attack?
Sasuke: Well you always want to be prepared! You never know when it might happen!...(obviously he made that entire excuse up!)
Kakashi: Well...ok ...here is another thought...Temari's!
Temari's Thought!
Temari hade just finished killing Naruto...well at least ripping him to shreds...
Thought Shikamaru: well that is almost the last of them!
Thought Temari: almost? Who have we forgotten love button?
Thought Shikamaru: INO-PIG!
Thought Temari: oh right!
They both proceed in killing Ino together!
Real shikamaru: shocked
Real Kakashi: love button! Holding back laughter..
They walk back into what appears to be a castle together!
Thought shikamaru: oh Temari boo! Is there anything you cant do? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Thought temari: oh I know! I LOVE YOU TO! You sexy beast!
Thought shikamaru: oooooo grrrr! Ha ha ha
thought temari: I am so sure! What is with the grr? Hahaha
thought shikamaru: oh I think you know why!
Thought temari: oh I do! Hahahaha you are so naughty!
Thought shikamaru: oh come on you are the one that figured it out without me telling you! Naughty!
Thought temari: your right I am naughty!
Thought shikamaru hits temaris butt!
Thought temari: what as that for?
Thought shikamaru: your punishment!
Thought temari; ohh! I get it! Hehahaha
thought shikamaru: kisses Temari..
Suddenly they are in a bedroom!
Thought temari: hahahahaha stop it! Hahaha
Thought Shikamaru: kissing temari all over!
Kakashi turns it off!
Kakashi: well um...that was getting a little x rated so I will just fast forward to the next one...
Everyone: blank faces! They expected her killing people...but not that!
Temari is blushing like mad and wished that Kakashi had not locked the doors.. And was very close to killing him for the remote that locked them! Shikamaru was blushing to! Especially after Sasuke pushed Him into Temari! Silence...
I can not believe I just wrote that! but I had to! So don't kill me! More thoughts to come! Try to ignore any typos sorry! Hope you liked it! Realy random ideas! Thank you to that one person that helped me with the rubber duckies idea! R & R!