It's time for some more soaring!

Cid, his cameraman and Wally are sitting in a weird looking boat out off the coast of Junon Harbor. Wally taps Cid's shoulder. "Boss, we're on."

Cid wakes up and scratches his head. "Do we have ta'?"

Wally gives him a startled look. "Captain?"

Cid crosses his arms across his chest. "Looks like this tie I'm just gonna have to resort to some of my old stuff. Uh-Ok! In this episode, we'll be tearin' up blue juice around Junon Harbor!"

Wally shakes his head. "Without a permit."

"Shut up!" Cid snaps, "That's why this ain't no ordinary boat, you know! This is the Tigerfish!" He strikes a heroic pose.

"It's a high performance racing boat. She may be a bit old, but I built her to last. Anyhoo, time to start her up!" Cid begins to look for the button to start her.

Wally fidgets in his seat. "Uh, heh-heh Captain?"

"What?" Cid barks still looking for the starter.

"Shouldn't the name be Tigershark? I mean there are tiger sharks, not tiger fish. There's no such thing, plus a tiger shark would be much more menacing don't you think?" Wally stammers.

Cid glares back at him. "Why do you (bleepin') question everything I do? A shark is a fish, even I know that!"

"B-but don't you think a shark would sound better?" Wally smiles sheepishly.

"No!"

"But it's not cool."

Cid slaps his forehead and groans. "Everybody uses the name Tigershark! I want her to stand out. Now before we break out into some big holy war, I'd like to finish the show. Now help find the starter button!"

Wally says nothing but points to the big green button. Cid grumbles back.

"I'm turnin' her on."

He switches it on and starts but putters out and dies. "C'mon and kick over." He mutters.

Meanwhile, a police boat starts heading their way. "This is the harbor patrol. Please state your business!" A policeman shouts through a megaphone.

Wally looks shaken up but Cid waves a hand at them. "(Bleep!) It's the heat. Don't fail me now, baby!"

The engine kicks over and a puff of black smoke bursts from the exhaust pipes. Cid grins and Wally jumps at the loud engine rev it makes.

"Alright! Now let's vamoose!"

The Police pick up speed. "Turn off your engines and put your hands up! If you take off we will be forced to pursue you and arrest you!"

Wally begs Cid and tugs on his sleeve. "Please! I don't wanna go to jail! We should do what they say!"

Cid shakes him off. "We can't! Think of the ratings! Here we go, Hairpin Turn!"

He turns the boat around quickly and heads right for the police boat. The police look at each other. "They're attacking!"

The Tigerfish zooms past them. Wally covers his eyes as they dart by dangerously close. The boat bounces over the choppy waters, zigging and zagging all over the place. The police boat follows behind them.

"This is terrible! Now we'll be wanted for eluding the police and attempted murder!" He wails over the noise. He turns to see if this fazes Cid but jumps as he notices the sleeping captain. "Sir!"

"Zzzzzz…"

Wally makes a grab for the wheel. "AAAAGGGHHH!"

"This is it!" He shouts as they for the shoreline.

CRASH!!

Wally nudges and pushes Cid. "Sir Wake up. I-I think we're in trouble." Wally looks around nervously as police boats surround the beached 'Tigerfish'.

"ZZzzzzz…"

End.

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