Absolute Boyfriend

Disclaimer- I do not own Inuyasha, the title of this story, or the main plot. But I do own this story and the little parts that are different than the manga "Absolute Boyfriend"

Summary-When Kagome has had enough with Inuyasha's attitude and decides to buy something online will that "something" be her undoing when Inuyasha and Inuyasha#2 meet?

Hope ya enjoy!

Turning to see that Buyo, her cat had been able to climb the lamp to only fall on the ground (sticking the landing) and running away before the lamp shattered on him.

Sigh, I'm a baka... thinking it was Inuyasha well migh-

"Kagome?"

Hearing the voice Kagome instantly tensed and slowly turned to face who she hoped it wouldn't be. His gold eyes, the door way to his soul, was staring straight at her in the darkness of her room. "Inu... yasha? Ah um...AH!" turning around again to make sure that the internet page was hidden before turning around to only see Inuyasha straight in her face. For the second time today she had something shoved in her face but right now she really felt nervous when the second thing was Inuyasha's face. "Kagome..." as he tilted his head slightly to see what was on the screen; Inuyasha's face fell even more. What had she been hiding? "Kagome... I'm... I'm... I-"

"Get OUT!"

"H-huh?" stammered Inuyasha before he got pushed out of the room by the blushing miko and having the door shut in his face. His nose almost getting caught by the door. "Kagome... dammit Kagome let me i-"

"Go AWAY! Leave me be a come back another day! Actually I will come to you in three days..." Cause by then the... this thing will be gone by then "And then you can yell at me!"

Growling, his now fiery gold eyes in tiny slits, Inuyasha yelled. "Fine! I was coming to say 'I'm sorry' but apparently you must hate me that much wench!" when his horrible words left his lips he marched down the stairs and yelled one more thing. "If you hate me that much don't come back! We can have Kikyo help us!"

Hearing his words Kagome began to cry. Tears streamed down her cheeks as she brought the web page back up and typed (rather roughly) what traits she wanted the robot or actually the "thing" to have.

For tonight she would sleep on Inuyasha's words and what she had just "bought" (more like going to borrow).

After 7 hours Kagome awoke with a headache and brushed her hair (since she already had her uniform on) and left for school. Not forgetting to get her bag.

Keh... thought Inuyasha in anger as he watched Kagome leave for school on the Goshinboku branch he was perched on. Baka wench, telling me to leave when I was just about to say sorry! Keh... she'll have her time! As the thought left Inuyasha jumped out of the tree and jumping in the well.

"So Kagome... did Hojo ask you out?" Yuka asked (going by manga) in utter excitement.

Sighing Kagome answered none to happy by the subject of Hojo. "Yes he did..."

Squealing reached the classroom's ears and everyone seemed nervous by the noise before going back to their own lives. "What did you say?" Eri gasped.

"No."

The two girls shattered and fell on the floor before another word could be spoken.

Picking herself up and being put together Yuka yelled. "No? How the hell could you say no? To Hojo no less?"

"Easy," Kagome replied. "Like this... NO. See now you try." Closing her eyes Kagome sighed. Man could they be annoying sometimes.

Ding- Dong

"Ah guys see you tomorrow! Bye!" exclaimed Kagome as she began to run away to go home. She needed some relax time and maybe even see when her special gift to herself was coming.

When she got home two guys were in front of her door. They looked suspicious; strangely they had a tattoo on the back of their necks. It looked like a fire emblem. "Um... who?"

"Higurashi Kagome?" one of them asked. He was the one with the hat.

Nodding her head Kagome once again had something shoved in her face as she was made to open the door to her home. "Sign this please."

"O-okay...?" Signing the thing and letting the two people in (plus an enormous box) she gasped. "Is this?"

"Thank yous from Rondos Heaven." Then the two left, closing the door behind them.

Staring at the place the two men once stood her eyes averted to the box that just stranded in the middle of her living room. Can't believe it's here already, I just ordered it yesterday! Looking at it unbelievably Kagome unwrapped it. "Wonder if it really-"

A man who was naked dropped out the huge box and landed above Kagome. His short, yet long hair that rested at the back of his neck brushed against her cheek as another something brushed up against her bare leg that wasn't covered by her skirt. Huh? WHAT?

Getting from under the man to back up about 5 feet Kagome stared. Who? Who was this guy? "Um... hey there you okay?" she asked as she slowly made her way to see the man unconscious. What the hell? Looking at a pamphlet that read "Instructions" Kagome read.

Kiss the android to awaken him, once kissed he registers you as his lover.

Was this "Rondos Heaven" thing some kind of kidnapping system for women's own needs? Well it did say Nightly lover series.

"Um well?" Kagome kissed him. Not that it was her first kiss (but Inuyasha was her first) and kissed him. A sudden sound made Kagome open her eyes. A... heart beat? Her open eyes widened even more as the man himself opened his eyes and released the kiss.

Sitting up the man smiled at the blushing girl before him. "Hi... girlfriend." Then Kagome's lips were again claimed by the man as she her whole body turned a crimson red and her eyes did not close but widened themselves to the brim.

Backing up Kagome panted. "What... who...?"

"I'm your boyfriend what else? Now beautiful what is your name?"

"Ka-Kagome..."

"Well Kagome, what a nice name, what should my name be?"

Huh? "N-name what do you...?"

Chuckling the man scooted closer to her (in his nakedness) and smirked as Kagome scooted farther away to only be met with the creamed colored wall that made Kagome stand out since she was so red. "A boyfriend should have a name right? So what is my name?" His violet eyes that matched a certain half demon on his human night scarred Kagome.

He looked just like human Inuyasha but his hair was shorter. Since he looked so much like the hanyou she was currently in the war of words with. "Um..." Name... name... name... uh... "How... about... Inu... yasha?"

Inuyasha number 2 blinked then smiled before moving over to Kagome and hugging her. "I LOVE IT!" Smiling uncontrollably the now name Inuyasha smiled and kept holding Kagome as she tried t get away. "Now," (why don't we call him #2) #2 started. "Lets go..."

"Go? Go where?"

"To your bed of course."

15 reviews. I know u can do it. Thankies for the reviews that happened in ONE DAY! But IF I was Kagome I'd be like

"Let's go #2 I want you!"

Especially if it was Night from A.B. or the Inu in here.

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