Absolute Boyfriend

Disclaimer- I do not own Inuyasha, the title of this story, or the main plot. But I do own this story and the little parts that are different than the manga "Absolute Boyfriend"

Summary-When Kagome has had enough with Inuyasha's attitude and decides to buy something online will that "something" be her undoing when Inuyasha and Inuyasha#2 meet?

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#2 two frowned at her tear stricken cheeks. It was 2:24 in the morning and Kagome had asked him to sleep next to her.

She was so beautiful, even though he wasn't human he knew what beautiful was and was not. Her cheeks still had dried tear streams that had stopped around 1:45. She had been crying all night, and over some Inuyasha guy. He was probably named after him #2 guessed.

Sighing, #2 watched her while she slept. She whimpered every so often and her face scrunched up to. It was has if she was having a horrid dream.

"Inu... yasha...!" she whimpered.

#2 frowned again. Whoever this 'Inuyasha' guy was, he was going to make sure he got it. He did not like people making his girlfriend sad, making her cry; he didn't like it at all.

Morning, 2nd day of free trial.

As Kagome began to awake, she couldn't help but smell something wonderful.

Getting out of bed, Kagome fixed her school uniform, she had slept in it, not even caring if it ripped or torn after what happened. She had made the worst mistake of her life.

She knew she had some explaining to do, and if Kikyo found out she had to tell Inuyasha the truth, and then there would be hell to pay.

As she walked down stairs, Kagome couldn't help but think of Inuyasha. Hell, she knew not even her special 'womanly gift' would help. And she knew she would never have sex with #2. He was a robot! Okay... he was a robot who's... specialty was in women's pleasures, okay.

"Inuyasha?" she breathed as she saw #2 moving around a cup of orange juice. But when Kagome saw food, her stomach growled. "What... what is all this?"

#2 jumped and turned around. "You're awake!"

"Um... earlier question, please?"

Realizing what she meant, #2 smiled, "Oh... I just made breakfast with whatever necessary. I can tell your hungry."

Giving him a weird look, Kagome's stomach growled. Sighing, Kagome sat down in a chair and rubbed her temples.

When a pair of hands began to rub her neck, Kagome jerked towards the person. Kagome could have sworn it was the hanyou Inuyasha rubbing her neck. #2 was wearing a blood red blouse and a light pink undershirt. His pants grey denim and chains covering his right hip. He was hot, sure, but to Kagome, he was nothing but Inuyasha's reincarnation. Weird, if #2 was Inuyasha's reincarnation and Kagome got with him, with him; it would be like:

HEADLINES!

REINCARNATION OF KIKYO MARRIED TO REINCARNATION OF INUYASHA!

That would be so weird.

"Kagome..."

"Huh...?" Turning her attention back to #2, Kagome could've sworn he was jealous in knowing her thoughts weren't focused on him. "Oh yeah... let's eat."

Feudal Era.

Stupid Kagome! Thinks Kikyo never loved me huh? Well I'll get her to explain soon! Inuyasha growled in his mind.

Inuyasha was currently on the highest branch of the Goshinboku, tired as hell, mad as hell and thoroughly confused as hell. What Kagome said had hurt him to the core. He knew Kikyo had and did love him! She had too! Would she have become his husband after her had changed to a human if she didn't love him?

If she truly loved you, would she have made you change into a weak human? His demon roared.

Shut up! His human retaliated. She didn't want to be rejected by everyone if you had been the hanyou you are now!

Inuyasha's sides kept fighting until he finally fell asleep on the branch, his earlier thoughts haunting his dreams.

At Kaede's Hut.

"Child, what ails you?"

Shippo looked at Kaede as if she had all the answers. "Kaede, Kagome and Inuyasha had another fight and now... from what we heard... she won't be coming back for a while."

"Hm..." Kaede began to think as she organized the herbs she had gathered earlier. "Well, we shall see whenever Kagome comes back from her time."

Shippo only nodded as he walked out of the hut and into the blazing sun.

Modern Era, day 2 cont.

After eating everything she could, Kagome quickly went upstairs to get dressed. During the time they had ate (even though she utterly freaked when she found out #2 wouldn't melt if he ate) they had decided to go out (or have sex, which was #2's choice which made Kagome rethink about staying home alone with #2).

The walk up the stairs was a horrible journey that she never wanted to endure again, because she remembered what Inuyasha had screamed up the stair when he descended down them.

"Fine! I was coming to say 'I'm sorry' but apparently you must hate me that much wench! If you hate me that much don't come back! We can have Kikyo help us!"

Sighing to herself for the umpteenth time, Kagome opened her bedroom door and screamed at what she saw.

Downstairs.

#2 had decided to do the dishes. He noticed how Kagome had been during breakfast. Was he ugly or something? When he suggested to have sex, did she think he had some Ebola virus or something?

But when he heard Kagome's scream he dropped the dish he had been washing on the floor, making it break on impact and he hightailed it up the stairs.

"Kagome!"

No Answer...

"KAGOME!"

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