Sorry that it took forever to up load. Not the best chapter, might change it later.
"Fuck you!" said Zuko under his breath.
"Wow, do you see all of these fan girls? How come you have so many?" asked Zhao concentrating on the computer.
Zuko just shrugged and walked away, rubbing his eyes from being on the computer to long.
Zhao was reading some more fanfics, "What is this shit about me dying?"
He kept reading, scrolling up and down the pages.
Zuko sat in his room thinking of how to get Zhao off the computer, I REALLY must find out the ending of that story! It took him a while then he figured it out. He slowly walked to the entrance to the weapon room and danced saying, "I captured the avatar from you! Na Na Na Na Na!"
"I didn't have him on my ship, it says here that I would lie to you saying that and kill you. I like this fortune!"
Zuko's eyes got big, How the hell am I suppose to get him off now?
He ran on deck and found Lt. Jee. "Jee! I need you to do something for me."
"I see you are off the computer now." he joked.
Zuko ignored the last comment, "I need you to sneak onto Zhao's ship and TP his room!"
"That's the best you can come up with?"
"You can egg it too!"
Jee gave a huge sigh and walked off towards the kitchen. "I cannot believe you want me to egg his room!"
"Actually, egg his ship. And TP his ship too." Zuko replied laughing evilly.
"Whatever! Your brain is gone since that computer came!" joked Jee.
"A brain? Where can I download one of those?" asked Zuko.
"Are you serious?" asked Jee in disbelief.
"Just tell me the website! Hold on, I'll go get some paper and a pen! Just start egging the ship!"
Zuko ran off inside to his room. Grabbed some paper and a pen and ran off. But before he did he walked past the weapon room to see what Zhao was doing, he was on some virtual website. "What the hell?"
Zhao laughed like a little child on Christmas day, "I'm on neopets! And I just made a cute little Xweetok! Look! You can make it yellow, green, blue, or red! I choose Red!"
Zuko looked at him strangely, "okay…"
"And you can decorate your user lookup! Do you know where I can get any good graphics?"
Zuko shook his head and ran off to the deck. He better have put a book mark on that fanfic! I want to know what will happen! Zuko was on deck and looked at Jee, "Now please tell me the website!"
Jee threw an egg. "I don't know of any websites. You haven't let me on the computer!"
Zuko sighed. Jee looked at him and asked, "It's going to take a while to egg the whole ship! Can I get some help?"
"All men on deck!" ordered Zuko.
About all of the soldiers ran on deck and looked around, they saw no danger. "Men, I want you to help Jee egg that ship! And some of you grab some toilet paper and start throwing it!"
The men looked at him strangely, but followed his unusual orders. One of the soldiers grabbed Iroh's tea that was in a crate and threw it over board. "You idiot! We are suppose to be throwing toilet paper and eggs! Not tea! And why are you dressed up like an Indian?" asked one of the soldiers.
"Toga! Toga! Party!" replied the soldier dancing around.
"Soldier, you are crazy." sighed Jee.
The soldier went back inside and kept screaming, "Toga!"
A soldier walked up to Jee and said, "We have thrown 50 dozen eggs and the water keeps washing it off! We need more eggs!"
"Then go tickle a chicken or something! I don't know how to get chickens to lay eggs! Get a rooster to lay some!" he demanded.
"Uh, sir? Roosters don't lay eggs."
"Oh." Jee replied feeling like an ass.
Again, sorry about taking so long. And that this story is somewhat shitty.
Disclaimer: I do not own avatar, or neopets, or any other thing in here! I just own a simple computer.