"Sir! This is getting us no where! It is a pointless task!" said Lt. Jee.
"Then go on his ship and egg his room!" Zuko ordered.
"What?" asked Jee confused.
"You heard me! Go Egg and TP his room!" repeated Zuko.
"There has to be another way." begged Jee.
Iroh walked up towards them, "Zuko, as a-"
"Uncle, I have no time for a proverb!" Zuko paused, "That's perfect! Uncle, I have a task for you."
Iroh looked at him, "What is it my nephew?"
"You see, Zhao's crew is in need of wisdom. Could you help them out?" asked Zuko.
"Hmm…"
"They also want some tea!" said Jee.
"Then I'll do it!" smiled Iroh.
Jee and Zuko chuckled, "Great! Come on, we'll help you." offered Jee.
"No, I am perfectly capable of making tea." answered Iroh.
The toga soldier ran in between them, "TOGA!"
"What's with him?" asked Zuko.
"Hey wait, isn't that the man that was going through your room?" asked Iroh.
"WHAT?" screamed Zuko.
"Oh, wait, that was a dream. Yeah, a dream." lied Iroh.
"Were you drunk when you went to bed?" asked Jee.
"No!" replied Iroh.
Jee shrugged and went back to throwing eggs. "We should try out for a baseball team!" exclaimed one of the shoulders throwing eggs.
"Shut up and get back to work!" ordered Jee.
Zuko looked at his uncle, "About that dream. Well, do you take crack?"
"You don't know what I put in my tea my nephew." smiled Iroh before walking away.
The toga guy ran to Zuko and screamed his favorite word, "Toga!"
The teenage prince was getting annoyed. "Hey, soldier! What's your name?"
He stopped, "Toga?"
"Okay, fine. Toga, I have a mission for you. They are having a party on Zhao's ship. A toga party."
The soldier perked up, "TOGA!" he began to run to the ship.
Jee saw him run by. "Soldier! You might want to use the-"
But it was too late. Toga ran into Zhao's ship creating a hole in it's side. "Look! We can finally throw eggs inside the ship!" replied one of the soldiers.
Iroh came back out with a hot tea kettle. "Time to cheer up those soldiers!" he exclaimed.
He walked onto Zhao's ship and slowly walked below deck. Iroh sang a little song silently as he walked, "They don't know I take my crack with tea. They don't know and I don't care. I saw a soldier going through Zuko's underwear."
A soldier heard this cheerful toon, "Who's there?"
"I've brought tea." replied Iroh coming into view.
The soldier smiled, "Welcome! Gimme tea!"
Iroh bowed and went into the soldiers room. "I'll get the cups." said the soldier.
"No need." said Iroh putting his hands in his sleeves and taking out cups.
"What are you? A walking bag?"
"Let's drink the tea." said Iroh.
The soldier nodded and took a sip. "It's good, what's in it?"
"Let's see, Leaves, sugar, crack."
"What was the last one?"
"Sugar."
The soldier's pupils grew small and looked at a uniform on his wall, "Well, good evening ma'am. Shall we dance?"
Iroh put his cup down. "Thanks for sharing tea with me."
The soldier grabbed the uniform and began to dance with it.
"What a healthy young man." smiled Iroh.
He began to walk out, humming his little tune. Passing a room he saw a familiar face, "Toga!"
Toga looked at him and stuck out his tongue. Iroh walked in, "Why are you dancing on a table?"
Looking around he saw more people in toga's dancing and acting like freaks. "Okay, I'm just going to go back to my cabin. Toga, your curfew tonight is at 10."
"Toga…" He said disappointingly.
"No exceptions." he said sternly.
Iroh walked out back on deck and on to his nephews ship. "After a nice cup of crack, it is well to get some sleep."
Zuko starred at his uncle, "What did you just say?"
The weary uncle turned around to see his nephew and Jee standing behind him, "I'm just going to go take a nap."
"Okay. Did you cheer up the soldiers?" asked Jee.
Iroh pointed towards Zhao's ship, "See for yourselves." He yawned and went below deck.
Zuko and Jee slowly turned their heads to see a soldier on Zhao's deck dancing with fire nation armor. "Is he doing the tango?" asked Jee.
"I have no idea." replied the prince.
"We finally have a target!" exclaimed a soldier throwing an egg at the dancing soldier. "Eggs away!"
Eggs were thrown at the drugged soldier. "It's raining chickens!" he screamed.
Zuko sighed. "Maybe Zhao would be off by now."
"I doubt it sir." replied Jee.
"He has been on for a long time though. brb!" said Zuko.
"brb?" asked Jee in confusion.
"It means 'Be Right Back'."
Zuko ran back under deck and went back to the weapon room. Sure enough Zhao was still on the computer. "Lyk! OMFG! Wat R U Doin Here?"
"Ah! Chat speak!" Zuko screamed in horror. "It burns!"
"i want 2 d3l3t3 u!111!!!1!"
Zuko's IQ was slowly decreasing because of this. "I'm leaving!"
"Dat rit! Zhao Pwns J00!"
Authors Note: Well, that's my crazy mixed up chapter. Confused? I am.
Disclaimer: I don't own avatar! But I do own Toga. -grabs notebook- See? I drew him!