Absolute Boyfriend

By Chicki-la-la

Author's Notes: I finished reading Absolute Boyfriend (Night, Riiko, Soushi…) on a website. If you want to read it type in Absolute Boyfriend scans Volume 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 on yahoo and read. The ending is awesome I think.

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Dammit! That stupid snake!! Growling her human growl, Kagome glared at the snake. I have to get them back! Running towards the snake demon, Kagome put her hands up and threw a blast of energy at the snake, it crying out in pain as his tail disintegrated.

"Kagome!" #2 screamed as he ran up to her, his eyes wide. "What are you doing?" Looking at the snake, #2's mouth opened. "What is that thing!?"

"A demon, a demon that has my jewel shards!" Jumping away from the blow the snake tried to hit, Kagome's eyes turned to the well as an all too familiar blue glow erupted from the top of the well house. A scream following, "Kagome!"

"Dammit!" A red blur cursed as he saw the demon. "Are you an idiot Kagome? I told you there were demons in this era!"

Era? Blinking, #2 gaped at the hanyou he had not seen two days ago. "What the hell is going on!?"

"WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!" Both hanyou and miko screamed as the snake squeaked as his head was blown off the jewel shards hitting both Kagome and Inuyasha in the head making both fall on their butts.

"Kagome," running to her side #2 smiled as she rubbed her head.

"Get away from her!"

Turning #2 grimaced; the hanyou was glaring death to him. "What do you want with Kagome; you have made her cry enough!"

Thoughts once again entered her head as the hanyou and figure verbally fought.

HEADLINES!!!

INUYASHA # 1 and INUYASHA # 2 fight over the human miko who has no idea what the hell is going on in her life!

Just great… Kagome groaned as she fell on her back, the jewel shards in her hands.

"STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Both Inuyasha's turned to her, a curious look on their faces, both adorable, except, of course Inuyasha the hanyou was cuter, his ears moving ever so slightly. How kawaii!!

"Okay…" Kagome said calmly. "We will all talk this over, once we get in the house and I take a shower."

It seemed as if they agreed and they all went into the house together.

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Hanyou and figure glared at one another, each one never wavering, although Inuyasha's eyes were twitching since he didn't want to blink if the other Inuyasha didn't.

Ring… ring… ring…

Grabbing the phone, #2 answered, "Moshi, moshi! Oh… you want Kagome okay hold on…" Walking up the stairs, Inuyasha followed, curious as to what he was doing.

"Kagome!" Waling into the bathroom he heard a scream and opened the curtain. "You have a phone call Kags… oh huh?" Listening to the phone, #2 two made a face before telling the Kagome who was covering her self with a death look, "Your mom says to do your hair again."

Wha-? "Mom?!" And Inuyasha answered it?!?!? She's not supposed to-

"Kagome?" #2's face curious as her face soon turned from anger, to nervousness, to the kind of face you would make if you saw a bird humping a bald guys head.

Blinking Kagome screamed as she saw the hanyou's eyes look her up and down as his ears twitched. "SIT!!"

Right before the hanyou fell he cursed for the fact that he could feel his blood rushing south.

#2 merely looked at the hanyou with a smile as he fell to the ground before turning off the phone and laughing.

"Gimme that!" Kagome squealed as #2 handed him a towel.

"No," #2 said with to much enthusiasm as he pulled the towel back each time she grabbed for that.

Inuyasha merely got up and got the towel out of #2's hands and handed it to Kagome before he left the bathroom while tugging on the figure.

"Aww…" #2 whined as he was tugged away. His face clearly sad.

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"Okay…" Kagome began, all dressed and red with embarrassment as both Inuyasha's caught her. "Where do I begin?"

"How about the beginning," the hanyou suggested, his eyes clearly annoyed as he sat on the couch in Kagome's living room, his arms crossed and his ears twitching.

"Okay…" Kagome breathed. "AfterwehadafightImetthisguycalledOhtishihesomehowgavemethiscardthatgotmetobyhim," A finger pointing to #2, his eyes watching her. "IwassadsoIboughthim, wellborrowinghim…" Her thoughts turned to her time limit. "OH MY KAMI!!! HE'S DUE TODAY!!!" Her hands on her cheeks as her face shook from side to side.

Sorry it's still short but, oh well.

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