"The Cul-de-sac Christmas Carols"
By Vivi Highwind
Author's note: The collection of the masterpiece parodies
Goldy the cashEd
goldy the cashEd was a very sneaky soul,
With a silver pipe and a quarter nose
and two eyes made out of gold.
F Goldy the snowEd is a scammer of the brightest light, they all say,
He was made of cash but the children
know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some gold in that
old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
he began to scam around.
O, goldy the cashEd
was greedy as he could be,
And the children say he could scam
and chomp jawbreakers just the same as you and me.
money lots o money,
money lots o money,
Look at Goldy scam.
money lots o money,
money lots o money,
Over the hills of gold.
Goldy the CashEd knew
the eds were out that day,
So he said, "its time i run and
Flee
now before I break away."
Down to the village,
with a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there all
around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
Goldy the cash ed
had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Please please cry,
cause ya money wont be back again some day."
money lots o money,
money lots o money,
Look at Goldy go.
money lots o money,
money lots o money,
Over the hills of gold.
Have a happy Edmas