"The Cul-de-sac Christmas Carols"
By Vivi Highwind
Author's note: The collection of the masterpiece parodies
By Vivi Highwind
Jawbreaker,
Jawbreaker, Jawbreaker rock
Jingle eds swing and jingle eds
ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of ed
Now the Jawbreaker
hop has begun
Jawbreaker,
Jawbreaker, Jawbreaker rock
Jawbreaker's chime in jingle ed
time
scammin and jamin in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty Ed
What
a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the ed's away
Jingle
ed time is a swell time
To go gliding in a one-dollar
sleigh
Giddy-up jingle ed,pick up your feet
Jingle around the
shop
Mix and a-scamin in the Jawbreaker beat
That's the
Jawbreaker,
That's the Jawbreaker,
That's the Jawbreaker rock.