"The
Cul-de-sac
Christmas Carols"
By Vivi Highwind
Author's note: The collection of the masterpiece parodies
"I'll Be Ed For Christmas"
By Vivi Highwind
I'll
be Ed for Christmas;
You can play on me.
Please have snow and
mistletoe
And jawbreakers on that tree.
Edmas
Eve will find me
Where the Money gleams.
Like
a dollars back
I'll be Ed for Christmas
If only in my dreams.
And
Jawbreakers on that tree.
Edmas Eve will find me
Where the
Money gleams.
Like
a dollars back
I'll be Ed for Christmas
If only in my dreams.