"The Cul-de-sac Christmas Carols"
By Vivi Highwind
Author's note: The collection of the masterpiece parodies
Double D, the Black-hat eddward
had a very Black-hat
And if you ever saw edd,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other kids
used to laugh and call him names. (like sockhead)
They never let poor Double D
join in any cul-de-sac games.
Then one foggy edmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Double d with your hat so black,
won't you fly my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the kids loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Double D, the Black-hat eddward
you'll go down in Cul-de-sac history! (like eddy)