"The Cul-de-sac Christmas Carols"
By Vivi Highwind
Author's note: The collection of the masterpiece parodies
Eddy got ran over by a Jawbreaker
Eddy got run over by a Jawbreaker
Walking home from Rolf's house, Edmas eve.
You can say that Eddy isn't greedy
But as for me and Double D, we beleive
he'd been stealin too many presents,
And we'd begged him not to take them all.
But he'd seen the giant jawbreaker,
So he ran out into the snow.
When they found him Edmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were crushed presents everywhere.
And incriminatin' smell of the jawbreaker on his back.
Eddy got run over by a Jawbreaker,
Walking home from Rolf's house, Edmas eve.
You can say that Eddy isn't greedy
But as for me and Double D, we beleive
Now were all so proud of Rolf,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
on that tiny little thing he calls a T.V.
It's not Edmas without Eddy.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or give them to Rolf?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now a jawbreaker is on the table
And the pudding skins all big and ready.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the coins in Eddy's wallet.
I've warned all our friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a key,
To a kid who will steal their presents.
Eddy got run over by a Jawbreaker
Walking home from Rolf's house, Edmas eve.
You can say that Eddy isn't greedy
But as for me and Double D, we beleive.
A/N: Merry Edmas!