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Love and thin walls.
My sexy little nurse.
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Naruto sighed as he slouched back into the over sized leather couch. Everyone around him was getting plastered as hell and he was the only one who wasn't enjoying himself.
His sapphire eye's flitted to his side as Itachi plopped down on the couch cushion beside him. The older boy seemed to be fairly sober, he gave Naruto a warm smile. " Saa Naru-kun, why don't you go hang out with Sasuke and the others? He really likes you, you know." Naruto looked over at the smiling boy, " Why would a guy a raging fan club of hormonal teenage girls, like me?" Naruto said sighing slightly as he slumped forward in his seat. " You don't give yourself much credit do you? You're really quite attractive." Itachi said leaning back on the couch, slinging his arm over the back.
Naruto's cheeks flamed a burning red as he hid his eyes from the other boy. " Yeah, they line up just to hug the tree's that may have once shaded me." The vulpine boy said sarcastically. Itachi only chuckled leaning over to the smaller boy. When Naruto looked up, Itachi's lips were only inches from his own. If possible Naruto's blush only grew. " Well why wouldn't they?" The teen inched closer to the younger boy, his eyes all but closed. Naruto clenched his eye's shut hoping it all would have been some horrible illusion. He heard a loud Clang and a soft thud.
The flaxen haired boy opened one sapphire eye to see Itachi passed out on the opposite end of the sofa and Kyuubi standing over him with a frying pan. " You pervert! And to my little brother no less!" He huffed crossing his sun-kissed arms across his chest. Naruto burst into a fit of laughter. His brother much resembled an old woman, his arms crossed and a frying pan in hand. Kyuubi raised a brow to his younger brother, but just shook his head and plopped down on the couch, gingerly pushing Itachi's comatose body to the floor.
" Saa, Naru-chan…what's up?" Kyuubi said as casually as he could as he crossed his legs at his ankles on the small of the fallen Uchiha's back. Naruto sighed, very hard to hear clearly over the boom of the large stereo system to the right of the room. " Nothing really. But… what's up with you and Itachi here?" He asked almost to calmly for Kyuubi's liking. " Ah…well…really I don't even know." The elder of the two laughed as he slung his arms over the back of the couch. Naruto just smiled at his brother. He opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted as the music was suddenly cut off and someone's voice echoed over the room through the microphone attached to the karaoke machine.
" Eh…testing...one…two…Alright everybody, News flash here! Suta just decided to shove a cold piece of dirty metal through her nose in a feeble attempt to pierce it…so now she's whining in the bathroom. And! Kakashi and Iruka just arrived to do a little performance! Yay!" Ember was the one who seemed to be on top of a table doing the newsbreak. The man she had mention was currently bowing as the masses of people that had accumulated roared with applause for him. Naruto noticed him as the man that had been playing at the coffee house just about an hour or so earlier.
Kyuubi pulled his brother over to him, ruffling his hair roughly. Naruto gave out a yelp and squirmed in his brother's hold as the said laughed and released the younger. Naruto grinned at his brother and stuck out his tongue in mock anger. The two laughed, but we're interrupted as Gaara, along with Sasuke, plopped down on the opposite end of the large sofa.
" Yo." Sasuke said stoically as he lay across Gaara's lap. The Uchiha seemed to be rather drunk, while Gaara was calm, with a fatigued look about him. Sasuke raised an eyebrow as his gaze fell on his comatose sibling. " What's with 'Tachi? To much vodka?" He asked his speech slightly slurred. " No, he tried to make a pass at Naruto. I was lucky to show up before he swapped spit with the poor boy." Kyuubi said, his arms crossed in determination. That caught Gaara's attention, his gaze snapped over to the said boy. Naruto blushed furiously, " It was purely nonconsensual!" The Uzamaki claimed as he waved his hands about as to make himself more convincing.
Gaara gave the boy a warming smile, " I'm sure, but you have to be careful around Itachi, he's quite the lecher at times." " Most of the time." Sasuke chimed in. " Wouldn't doubt it." Naruto said with a slight yawn as he gazed over to the fallen clock on the floor. ' It's soooooo late!' he whined to himself. He gave an exasperated groan and fell over onto his brother. Kyuubi smiled down to his sibling. " Tired?" He asked ruffling the younger boys already unruly hair. " Maybeh…" The flaxen haired boy laughed with a slight yawn.
" Well maybe we can get Suta to give us a ride home, we can throw his comatose ass in the back." Gaara said jutting his thumb in the general direction of Itachi's unconscious body. " What a great plan!" Sasuke said thrusting his fisted hand in the air, his speech still slurred. Gaara looked over to Naruto, " I really don't want to leave Sasuke in this state, so will you go get Suta? I'm sure she's over near the bathroom." Naruto looked over at the crimson haired boy, " Sure thing Panda-man!" He said all to cheerfully as he hopped up from the couch. Gaara shot him a mock glare before he left.
As the smaller boy pushed through the masses of sweaty teenagers he was stepped, trampled, and muffed thoroughly before he got to a break in the crowd. He ended up in the back hall of the large house right by the bathroom. He thought he saw a glimpse of Suta and proceeded to go after her. But the chest of a much larger boy stopped him. " Oh! I'm sorry, excuse me." The vulpine boy said trying to go around. But again was stopped, he looked up to see the boys face. He gave out a small meep. The boy gave him a slight smirk. He had long black hair, a pit-less black eye's. " I-I'm sorry, but I have t-to find s-someone. E-excuse me." Naruto said again as he ducked his head and slipped by the taller boy. ' Jesus, what a freak!' The Uzamaki said to himself as he dashed around the corner, to the door of the bathroom.
He braced himself on his knees as he panted to catch his breath. His cheeks were slightly flushed. Once he gained the normalcy in his breathing he preceded to knock on the door of the bathroom. " Who is it?" Said the familiar voice of Suta. " Um. Ms. Suta Gaara wanted to know if you could give us a ride home." Naruto said with a slight blush.
The door of the bathroom swung open and there stood Suta with the look of pure joy on her face. " Oh sweets I'd love too!" she said happily grabbing the vulpine boys arm and pulling him through the crowds in which he had so much trouble milling through. " Oh Naruto look at my new piercing!" She said halfway through the travel from the bathroom to the couch in the living room. She gave him a grin and pointed to the frog ring in her nose. Naruto gave her a slight grimace, but hurriedly put on a grin for the expectant girl. " Oh its really…um… Cute! Yeah cute." He said laughing nervously and rubbing the back of his neck.
The girl gave a squeal of glee and proceeded to go on through the crowds. The same tall boy that had stopped Naruto now was standing right in Suta's path. She gave a small growl and waited for him to move. " Excuse me." She almost barked. The tall boy gave her a downcast look and went back the conversation he was in. Suta gave a growl remembering the boy from some time before. " Move it Orochimaru! Or I'll cut all your fucking hair off you bloody Metro-sexual!" She still had a tight grasp on Naruto's arm or else he would have been long gone by now. He only stood as far away from Suta as the predicament aloud. Orochimaru turned around and gave the girl a stern look. "Go around fat ass." He said with a slight smirk. " Oh you're going down you fucking anorexic FAG!" she cursed.
Forgetting that she still had Naruto in a strong hold she swing the poor boy around, smashing his head into Orochimaru's. Noticing what she had done she quickly let go of the poor boy and switched to Motherly mode. " Oh Naru-chan I'm so sorry!" she cried as she kneeled to the boy side. He shook his head and gave a groan, " Crap…that stings…" He said under his breath. " Good thing I have a hard head or I'd be like him." The vulpine boy said looking over to a fallen Orochimaru. He gave a groan and stood, " Maybe…My head isn't as hard as I thought." He groaned as he fell back, head throbbing as his blood pulsed in his ears. " Holy shit Naruto!" He heard his brother say as he blacked out.
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' Man my head hurts…why is it so dark? What the hell.' The Flaxen haired boy sat up straight in his bed. " Holy shit I'm BLIND! No there were so many thing I've yet to see!" He exclaimed without thinking. " Um. Naru-chan maybe you should…I Dunno… Open your –eyes-?" Naruto thought for a second, then his sapphire eyes soon were open, wide and shining like the clearest of spring skies.
He looked over to Gaara who was seated right next to Itachi. Both had warm smile waiting for him. He smiled at the pair and opened his mouth to say something when he noticed he wasn't in his bed. " The fuck? Where are we?" He asked unceremoniously as he looked about the room with the pure innocence of curiosity. " Well you passed out at the party last night, Gaara knows all about medicines and stuff of the like so you're presently in Sasuke's bed." Itachi said, putting it all really in lemans terms.
" Speaking of Sasuke, He went to go get you some food and should be here in a second." Gaara said looking over to the doorway of the room. " Wait Gaara do you and Sasuke sleep in the same bed?" Naruto said looking down at the sheets and covers. " Yes why?" Gaara said blinking slightly. Naruto's eyes went wide as he pulled back the blankets inspecting them for stains of any sort.
"Don't worry I thought of that too and changed the sheets and blanket." Sasuke said from the doorway. Naruto's Jaw dropped. The boy was dressed in a leather French maid's dress with a nurse's hat, a red cross on the front. Sasuke smirked as he walked across the room with a tray of assorted fruit and cake. Itachi suppressed his laughter while Gaara only gave a chortle of a cough. The leather clad boy sat at Naruto's side with a never dying smirk on his lips. " I'm your sexy little nurse." He said with a wink.
Naruto gave out a yelp and scooted away, giving a pleading look to Gaara and Itachi, who had all but pissed himself. Sasuke leaned in holding a strawberry out in his milky white fingers. Naruto blushed, but he was hungry just as he was about to take the fruit he heard his brother whistling as he walked down the hall. " Naru-to…" He said as he stopped in his tracks looking on as Sasuke was in a dress and feeding his little brother fruit… " The FUCK?!" He exclaimed. " uh Kyuubi! Hey! I'm up and feeling better!" Naruto said trying to brighten the situation. " Oh well I see you'd rather eat fruit than… Ramen." Kyuubi said pulling a bowl of ramen from behind his back and turning to leave. " No! Kyuubi!" Naruto called in dismay, his hand out-stretched reaching for his brother.
The older boy raised a brow. " Oh and it's Kimchi too, guess I'll have to eat it all by myself." He said with a smirk. Naruto's face faulted. " Aniki! My brother!" Naruto called as he pulled himself onto his stomach, hand still reaching out for Kyuubi.
Sasuke huffed he wasn't one to give up easily. " I was here first Kyuubi." He said coolly, giving the older boy a challenging look. " Well he's my brother." Kyuubi said just as coolly as the little Uchiha. " Well he's in my bed!" Sasuke huffed standing up. " Well then I'll just take him over to our house!" Kyuubi exclaimed turning back to face the boy. Sasuke knew when to throw in the towel. " Fine…" He said a stream of curses under hi breath as he walked passed the older Uzamaki.
Kyuubi gave his brother a smile and handed him the bowl of ramen, in which he began consuming even before he broke apart his chopsticks.
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Kay! I know much shorter than the last but I've been fighting the plot bunnies! sorry it took so long for me to update. Bleh hope you like it. I'll try harder to update!