Chapter seven

Papercut

Well its been like forever and a fuckin day since I've updated, so i might as well give everybody something to chew on while my lazy ass takes another year long break from writing. Lol. Naw i promise i'm back for good now. But i no longer have microsoft word so no spell check. So please be giving when reading, and keep in mind how lazy i am.

Well enough of the small talk lets get on with the new chappeh!

A few hours had passed and Kyuubi and Itachi were still working. But alas Sasuke was stuck with Naruto and Gaara while they oodled over their cute new companions, and he was yet again forgotten.

" I don't see why kittens are so damn entertaining. they've probably inhaled so much isulation from the attic that fiberglass is cutting up their little lungs ass we speak." Sasuke stated as he grabbed one of the little kittens up to inspect him or her further. His ebony eye's sructinizing the poor little animal and it mewled and wriggled, veinly trying to escape.

But his actions were met by two swift pounds on his head, as Naruto and Gaara both stood over him.

Naruto snatched the little kitten from the Uchiha's grasp and held him to his chest protectivly.

" Sasuke you're such an ass, you were a cute little baby once too you know!" Gaara stated as a matter of factly.

" And see what i grew up to be, you'd be smart to flush em while they still think that the cute facter keeps them safe." The Stoic boy smirked as he dogded the attack which quickly fallowed his comment.

" No need to be violent, gosh." Sasuke slumped down into the worn cushions of the old couch, he pulled a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket and lit up. " God damn i'm sexy when i smoke. Wouldn't you agree Naruto?"

" No... you look like a bum. and smell like one too."

" Not true, I would also have to have the mixture of crack and cheep vodka on."

" touche"

" You guys are so weird..." Gaara said as little krawl scurried her way up his torso.

" Ah but weird is interesting. Thats why people like to read this crap."

" YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!! THE FOURTH WALL!!!"

#& Scene#&

" Can i help you ma'am?" Itachi Drawled as yet another girl came up to him just to oogle him.

" Um, Could you come tell me what you think of a few things i try on? i wouldn't want to buy them before i had a second opinion on how they looked on me." The girl was cute yes, But she had the I Q of maybe a small rodent and the attention span to match.

" Ma'am thats against our stores policy. You're more than welcome to ask one of our female clerks though. And I'm gay so... Not interested." The Girls mouth fell agape.

" Boo" Itachi said nochalantly as the female stared for a moment before she gave a huge grin.

" That makes it even better, cause I'm a guy!"

Itachi could do nothing more than stare, this "boy" sure as hell looked like a girl. his hair was in a weird ponytail off to the side of his head, and his finger nails were even painted black. He had long blond hair for petes sake!

" Are you sure?" Itachi inquired with a suspicious brow raised.

" one hundred percent." The eager "boy" replied.

" My name is Deidara, whats yours?" He asked leaing on the counter his eye's gleaming at the elder Uchiha.

" Look at the time would you! golly gosh i gotta go! BYE." The lithe boy slipped away into the back before Deidara could say another word. 'Geeze, what the fuck is up with these people' he thought as he changed out of his work clothes, and let down his long ebony hair. He gave a sigh of releif as he stretched his arms high in the air.

"TAAAAACHI!! OH TAAACHI! WHERE ARE YOU MY FAVORITE PERSON YOU!"

Itachi raised a brow as he peeked into the main store to see who the fuck he was going to have to kill for calling him such nicknames. Who else would it be than Suta and her new slave boy Kyuubi, who by the by looked horrified because he was wearing girls clothing in victoria's secret. And with that sight the Uchiha burst into a fit of laughter.

" Suta sometimes i think that you are the devil...And its totally fuckin awesome." He exclaimed as he came from the back of the store.

" I know." Suta concured with a michevious grin on her peirced lips.

" But isn't he cute!?"

Kyuubi was wearing a little top hat with a ribbon tying it on his head, an ace in its brim. and a black leather sundress that ended just above his knees, that was plaited in tool and lace. Not to mention the long black gloves, army boots that came up the his thighs and the fishnet stockings.

" Adorable. Its wrong for you to embarass him like this but Adorable none the less."

" Well you were only one floor up and i couldn't resist." she said with a grin, she seemed to be enthralled with her going ons with the poor boy. His face was eleven shades of pink.

" CAN I GO HOME NOW?" he growled as he tried veinly to tug at the hem of the skirt trying to give himself a little more coverage of his 'naughty bits' as you will.

" Yes, Oh and Tachi i was wondering if you wanted to catch a ride home with Ubi and I" Suta asked as she wrapped her arm around Kyuubi's

" Don't call me that!" Kyuubi pleaded.

" Shut up..."

" Sure, it should be interesting."

#& Scene#&

" S-Sasuke. Oh. Ah! Mhmphf..."

" Don't fight it, let me do it."

" Ooh...P-Please?"

" Here, i'll put it on for you, its so slippery though. ah there."

" What? Naruto got a papercut. I was putting some antibiotic ointment and a bandaid on it...Perverts."

#& Scene#&

Naruto, Gaara and Sasuke were all sleeping when Kyuubi and Itachi finally got home. Suta had to stop and show Ember Kyuubi's outfit, which she made him wear out of the mall and all the way home.

Kyuubi smiled as he covered the three up. A tiny mewl came from beneith the covers as the two kittens wriggled from under them.

" Well were did you two come from huh?" He asked them rethorically as he scooped them up.

" Augh they're ugly." Itachi snorted as he inspected one for himself, his remark gained him a mewl from the little tiger kitten.

" And he meows funny." Which he did, Largo's mewl was more like 'mung' sound. Which was more than a little odd.

" I think they're adorable." Kyuubi said as he snuggled one to his cheek.

" Well good thing they're at your house not mine, cause down the toilet they'd go dude."

" You're going to hell you do know that right?" Kyuubi asked in all seriousness.

" I know, I'm working on getting realestate." The Uchiha retorted smartly.

" Well just thought I'd remind you."

Kyuubi yawned wide, stretching his arms above him.

" Well i think i'm going to take the example from the kids and pas out. I'm almost certain that the emonia from that nail salon is going to cut my life span in half dude, give me some sort of cancer or something."

" Wouldn't doubt it man. Toast gives you cancer nowadays." Itachi said nonchalantly.

" I'm gonna get some sleep too." The Uchiha said as he waltzed into Kyuubi's room. Leaving the other boy a little confused.

" Hey go to your own house to go to sleep!"

" Now why would i do that and miss out on your oh so comfy bed? Hmm?" The dark haired boy had already made himself quite at home, his shoes and shirt already off, and himself already in Kyuubi's oh so comfy bed.

" Fine... But i'm actually really tired so no fun tonight." The blond said as he took off his shirt and kicked off his shoes, turning on his television as he walked past to get in bed.

He looked over to Itachi, looking at him so intently.

" What? Is there a booger hanging out of my nose or something?" The Uzimaki asked as he rubbed his nose.

" Maybe a little fun?" The Uchiha asked oh so sweetly. But Kyuubi had no time to reply in before the other boys' lips were on his own.

" Maybe a little." He breathed as he leaned over to turn off the light. An info-mercial playing on the television as the two disapeared under the blankets...

#& Fin#

okay guys i'm sorry about the whole no updates in like a whole year almost but alot of things have been happening. my mom was diagnosed with a rare form of colon cancer, and just recently my uncle was diagnosed with stage four colon cancer which had taken ninty percent of his liver. So i've been in and out of hospitals with all that. And remember no spell check so please no rude comments on how i can't spell cause i know you couldn't do better without spell check. anywho! Thanks to those who kept on with this fic. i'd like some ideas on how this story should end, cause really i have no clue. ;

Love you guys and Rinny Escpecially, she's been my friend through all of my troubles this past year. Thanks Rin, You rock kid.