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Winter Wear

Ichigo Kurosaki was about to pull his bright orange hair out as the raven haired Shinigami in front of him voiced her question for what had to be the tenth time.

"But why?"

"For God's sake Rukia, just put the stupid hat on!"

"But why?"

Rukia was truly confused. It appeared that they never had as harsh a winter in Soul Society as they had here on Earth, and as such, Rukia didn't know what a damn hat and scarf were.

"Because, if you don't, you'll get sick."

"Oh."

Ichigo was sure, so sure she was just going to put the hat on, but no, she was always curious.

"How would I get sick?"

Their friends, Ishida, Orihime, Chad and Renji, who were waiting outside the door, had brought their own winter wear or, in Renji's case, happily accepted it from Ichigo. And, as a very large vein popped in Ichigo's head, he knew that they were enjoying this.

"Because, the cold will get you sick, and I don't want that. Now, put the hat and scarf on. Now!"

Rukia shrugged and put the hat on her head. She then took the scarf from his hands and looked it over.

"Why do I have to wear this?"

Ichigo took the scarf out of her hands, wrapped it around her neck and tied it tight so she couldn't get it off.

"Ichigo! It's strangling me!"

"Good."


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