A/N: Well well! My exam's in 12 hours, and I'm not planning any sleepless nights. I've done all I can, and that's all I can hope for. if i have to go back to school, I'm totally going to your school, Fifi! Hope not, though, because that would suck voldie's hairy balls.

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Annie-Morphs: Aaaah! Too much fierce kissing! I'm running out of adjectives! NOOOO! And yes, i meant sitted on. Just one of those weird things that nobody but me will ever get.

Xx Artemis Rox mi Sox xX: Workin' on it! I just have worst exams of my life right now. I barely have time to update my own stories, but I'll look that through ASAP!

Fiona: Yeah, your arse rules the world! XD Whore. And YEAH I WAS JUST COMPARING HAIR FOR GODSAKES! JEEZE! Like Morgan has nice hair, and I know he'll be hot when he's older, but I would still replace the word Steven with Morgan if it fit... but Steven's hair is better.

ckontowderdon32:hands tictacs: see Annie-Morphs' response for the answer to your first question, and as to the second one... you'll see, I guess.

devoted99: LOL... That would be funny, but I'm trying to keep a sirius (AHAHAHAHA... oh. not funny. crap.) tone for this story...maybe next time :3

And KISSIEPOOS to MONKIY, xSimplyxMagical, Death's pen, Jack.Sparrow.1245, crazygirliecaptain, Rachelbuntaro, Scarfia

When Artemis Lost His Brain - The Might Of Butler. (wow, this one actually has a sensible title!)

Holly and Garnet looked up, freezing midfight. Garnet was on top of Holly, mid-punch, while Holly was attempting to drag Garnet's hair out of her skull. Artemis was collapsed on the floor beside them, and Foaly, Fiona, and Lucide were all frozen watching.

Artemis was all he saw. He raced for his charge, sending all the other characters flying in his efforts to get to the unconcious boy. He knelt beside Artemis, checking all vital signs at top speed. Nothing was wrong, though the boy might have a concussion. Taking Garnet, Fiona, and Lucide to be the threat, as they were least familiar, he attacked them, grabbing Garnet and Fiona by the hair, and Lucide by the back of the collar.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?" He roared, preparing to throw them against the wall, when Holly stopped him.

"Wait, Butler!" She cried. "It's the brunette. These two are our allies."

Butler grunted, not liking being interrupted in his violent rage, and put down Fiona and Lucide, who had been screaming the whole time. After all, being held up by your hair is painful, as is the back of your throat. Both ran for cover, Lucide rubbing his neck, and Fiona checking her hair frantically in a cosmetic mirror. Though before long, they were making out. Lucide -was- hot. In a totally unStevenish way, since it disturbs the real Fiona.

Garnet, however, was thrown against the wall, where she lay bleeding from the mouth, nose, and back of the head. She was in real bad shape, with chunks of hair missing.

Holly stood up, dropping one of the aforementioned clumps of hair. "Thanks Butler..." She then spotted Artemis for the first time, racing over to him desperately. "Artemis! Wake up!" She cried, trying hard to wake him up. Finally she collapsed on his chest sobbing. "D'Arvit you, you bastard, Artemis. Won't you please just wake up?" She said defeatedly. "You're such a stubborn git. I don't even know why I love you." Her voice was small and quiet, but it seemed to echo through the hall. D'arvit, she had accidentally said that in front of Butler. Oops.

But Butler didn't say anything, no doubt reserving his advice for later, and Holly was allowed to cry quietly on Artemis' chest. Even Fiona and Lucide detached to watch. But Foaly, Holly's former best friend, had vanished.

For a few minutes they just stayed like that, all three watching Holly sobbing on Artemis' chest. Then slowly, gently, Artemis' arm moved to be around Holly.

"'S 'kay." He mumbled, not opening his eyes. "Stop cryin' 'olly, or Foaly's gonna get 'way." He was clearly concussed, and not quite awake, but Holly clung to him even more tightly, the tears stopping.

"Thank Frond you're okay... oh Artemis..." and she dissolved into more tears.

Butler, however, retained his military demeanour. "Foaly? What's wrong with him?"

"He's with Garnet. Gofind 'im, Butler. 'M fine." Artemis continued gibbering, this time with his eyes opening blearily. Butler nodded, hurrying off to do his young master's bidding.

Holly finally recovered enough to sit up and wipe her eyes, surveying Artemis through puffy eyes. "Are you okay, Artemis?"

He nodded slowly, wincing and clutching his head. "Ow... concussion... hit head hard."

Holly had to stop herself from laughing at Artemis using such bad grammar. It wasn't something you saw every day, and she found it adorable. "Don't worry Artemis, you'll be fine. Come on, sit up." She helped Artemis up, looking around to assess the situation.

"Where's Foaly?"

"He ran off. You sent Butler after him." Holly smiled.

Artemis nodded, blushing. "And... um... did it work?"

"Huh?"

"When I kissed you. It had to be sealed by a kiss at both ends... did it work?"

"Oh... um... yeah."

"I suppose we should talk about this." Artemis blushed. Fiona and Lucide had vanished into their own 'romantic moment' leaving the two virtually alone.

"Huh?" Holly blinked.

"About us, I mean. What're we going to do?"

"Well... you won't live very long, compared to me, and without Foaly, I don't have many friends underground. Besides, I'm a bit too tall."

"So you mean you'll stay with me?"

"I guess... But Artemis, this whole thing is really complicated, and I don't want to get hurt. We're going to have to sit down and talk things through properly soon."

Artemis nodded. "As soon as we get back home, I promise."

"Can I sleep in your room?"

"Of course... you haven't stopped being the most heavenly thing on this planet to wake up to, and I don't think you will any time soon." Both were smiling lovingly into each other's eyes, all traces of awkwardness gone. Seconds before they were about to lean in for a kiss, Butler re-entered the room, an unconcious Foaly being dragged behind him.

"I took care of Foaly, and you two have to fill me in on everything. Right now." He grunted, eyeing Holly and Artemis, who were cuddled up on the floor, nose to nose. They looked at each other, and began to tell the story.

Butler blushed, gasped, and looked disapproving in all the right places. Both Holly and Artemis made a silent agreement not to mention the dreams, since they were definitely a personal thing. When the story was done, Butler picked both of them up, and enfolded them in a bone-crushing hug. In the background, Fiona was making little squeeing noises, while Lucide fiddled with her hair fascinatedly.

"Ack! Put us down please, Butler..." Artemis choked, panting heavily once he was released from Butler's constricting grip.

Holly nodded. "Please don't ever do that again. No offense."

Butler beamed. "Come on you two, let's get back to the manor. I believe you owe us another four days visit Holly."

Artemis and Holly shared a look. "Actually..." Artemis began." She's going to move in with us. We just have to drop Garnet and Foaly off at Tara, and take these two back to wherever it is they live, then we can head home. All three of us."

Butler smiled. "No problem. Do you two need a lift?" Both Fiona and Lucide nodded, so butler managed to pile all seven of them in the car (a more difficult task than one would think.) and sped off for Tara.

A/N: OMG. My exam was yesterday now, and I'm pretty goddamn sure I PASSED. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO. :undulates in happiness:

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