Wizard Bells ("Jingle Bells" to Muggles)
Dashing through the air
On a wonderful broomstick
O'er the clouds we go
Playing Quidditch.
Oh what fun it is
To finish Arithmancy charts
And then we sneak away for our
Session of Defense Against the Dark Arts
Oh!
Wizard bells, wizard bells,
Hedwig laid an egg.
Hogwarts School
Is really cool
And Voldemort's been dropped a peg
Hey!
Wizard bells, wizard bells,
Magic is the best
Gryffindors are cool
While Slytherins drool
On all our NEWT tests
The House Cup is our goal
With points all in our minds
Neville's potions are dangerous
The last one made Creevy blind.
Snape's lurking in the dungeons
Dreaming of evil things
To do to all the Hufflepuffs
And Ravenclaws in the spring.
Oh!
Wizard bells, wizard bells,
Hedwig laid an egg.
Hogwarts School
Is really cool
And Voldemort's been dropped a peg
Hey!
Wizard bells, wizard bells,
Magic is the best
Gryffindors are cool
While Slytherins drool
On all our NEWT tests
Dumbledore's wearing his best
And McGonagall cracked a smile
Yultide means a festive mood
At Hogwarts for a while
Shopping must be done
In Hogsmeade's many stores
But Diagon Alley's the best bet
To find magic stuff galore.
Oh!
Wizard bells, wizard bells,
Hedwig laid an egg.
Hogwarts School
Is really cool
And Voldemort's been dropped a peg
Hey!
Wizard bells, wizard bells,
Magic is the best
Gryffindors are cool
While Slytherins drool
On all our NEWT tests