Come listen to a story about a man named Jed…

I will be changing the intro as ideas form and shape. Unlike J.K. Rowling, I don't already have most of the story in my head. I know where I want them to go; I just have to push them that way. I also PROMISE to cut these back to shorter stories, in more frequent delivery. Scout's honor.

For the Autobots:

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe

We have established some their personality quirks and their preferences. Seems odd how much people are determined to like them, although I don't. The fundamental flaw with all Sunstreaker/Sideswipe stories is that they ignore something I have seen with almost every sibling in that they grow up and separate. This is especially true with twins, who spend their early years bonding with their wombmate and the rest of their lives trying to get people to treat them like an individual.

For the Decepticons:

Megatron and Starscream

These two have the most complicated relationship in what is supposedly children's television. Hatred? Begrudging respect? Homicidal lust? Megatron went from the most feared commander in the universe to an easy castaway in the movie. How? Something happened to give Starscream the courage and ability to convince the entire Decepticon army to reject their messiah. We'll have to figure it out as we go.

Installments (the / means the flip side's plot):

Play me: Sideswipe decides to try something new. / Megatron is sick of Starscream.

I'm your boogie man: Jazz wants justice. / Decepticon rebellion is in the air, and for once it's not everyone's favorite Seeker.

Other stories coming out of my series. I welcome contributions, betas, criticism, publicity, corrections, etc.

Father figure: There are two Primes. So which one is the real one/ Soundwave the philosopher.

Highway to hell: Starscream's a TRIPLE CHANGER? But why in Primus' name did he pick a Geo Tracker as his third mode? He didn't.

You made me so very happy: One power couple has finally broken up for good. There was a reason. / Ratbat lives- to the dismay of the other cassettes.

You got the crush: Sunny has a stalker... /…some rumors are just too stupid to be true.

Fighting the battle of who could care less: No one wants Arcee. Seriously. / Everybody loves Motormaster.

Fanfare for the common man: Loyalty, in all its convoluted forms.

Don't speak: The twins are in separate Decepticon torture chambers and all a blinded Sideswipe can hear are Sunny's screams.

Free falling: Nightmares. Insanity. Something's wrong, and Sideswipe can't fix it. / Astrotrain doesn't get his end of the bargain.

Flip: There's nothing good in the air. Or on the radio.

Losing my grip: Grapple is free game. / You know a vow of celibacy is bad when SOUNDWAVE looks good.

Yellow: Sunstreaker did what?!? / Thundercracker's incapacitated and no one cares, an existential foreshadowing that frightens one Decepticon to the core.

You drive a fast car: A Mary Sue walks among us. Too bad she's a Starscream fan stuck with the still-uneasy twins.

When doves cry: My tribute to Jane Austen. Somebody loses his battle of wills. / Maybe Scrapper being persuadable isn't a bad thing.

The night the lights went out in Georgia: The twins meet some…characters. / The humans have made a deal with a mechanical devil.

We belong: Perceptor fans are going to KILL me. / Megatron fans will too.

Time after time: Forgiveness is a long and winding road. / Shockwave's got a siege on his hands and a broken space bridge.

I know its wrong, so what should I do: A Decepticon-only fic, proving that Galvatron's memory is unpredictable.

Pieces of me: Sideswipe takes on the Aerialbots. / Galvatron takes on Predaking.

In the meantime: Everything is upside down. What's a sports car to do/ Astrotrain sets out to find Blitzwing.

You're all I need to get by: When all goes wrong, at least Sunny knows who he can turn to. / Cyclonus learns his place in the Decepticon army.