"WHAT?!?!?" the Hokage known as Tsunade yelled in disbelief. "MY SAKE IS GONE?"
"YES! IT'S ALL GONE! I'M SORRY HOKAGE-SAMA" the random extra character that I pulled out of my mind yelled over the echo of her yelling.
"NO!!!!!!!!" She rolled up in a ball under her desk, sucking her thumb, rocking back and forth.
Just then a bird passed by…..yeah….a bird…what a pretty bird…so free, so tranquil…
Then Genma came bursting through the door.
"HOKAGE!-HOKAGE!-HOKAGE!"
"WHAT?-WHAT?-WHAT?"
"THEY'RE GONE!!"
"WHO'S GONE?"
"EVERYONE!"
"And that includes who?"
"I'm not sure…." Genma, now was thinking deep thoughts as to who?, What?, where?, when?, why?, and how?
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!" she suddenly shrieked throwing her fist on the table almost cracking it. "I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO!" And with that said she went back under her desk to suck her thumb, and morn over the loss of her sake.
Genma now realizing the empty sake bottles in the apartment thought smartly.
"WHERE'S MY SAKE, FOO?" Tsunade kicked the door down, and was now standing in the door way wearing a very intimidating outfit and carrying weapons of mass destruction, with a Genma that has pissed his pants for the third time in the past five minutes.
//creak//
The door to the closet opened as they all started filing out.
Kakashi was first wearing sailor moon cosplay get-up. Next was Shino and Kiba as the Blues Brothers, Iruka had nothing on at all, Rock Lee and Neji were wearing the same thing….not separately. Naruto's clothes were ripped and he looked pale and traumatized. Sasuke was still tied up with tinsel, but he was now dressed like a girl, and Temari was normal….wow….weird…
Sakura was unconscious on the floor about 6 feet from the closet, but no one cared.
//Flash//
And now Tsunade has blackmail privileges.