Disclaimer Time!
Starring...Kakashi Hatake!
ravestar14: It's nice having you here, Kakashi!
Kakashi: -continues reading Icha Icha Paradise-
ravestar14: Please read the disclaimer in front of you. You gotta let the people reading this know.
Kakashi: Hmm? Did you say something?
ravestar14: Now I know how Gai feels! Give me that book! -lunges at Kakashi-
Kakashi: No! Icha-chan is MINE! -runs away-
ravestar14: Come back here! And read the damn disclaimer by the way!
Kakashi: 'Ravestar14 does not own anything related to Naruto or her team, but she does own what happens to them!' Happy now!?
ravestar14: Yeah, and now I own 'Icha-chan' too! -runs away with book-
Kakashi: What the--? Nooo! Icha-chan! I will get you back, mark my words!
I was hysterically insane at that moment. Why the hell was I in the Hidden Leaf Village, out of all the places?! It was impossible to even think about, traveling across dimensions into a world of a popular cartoon!
"Okay, calm down, Sasha," I told myself as I paced back and forth in the dark alleyway. Since it would have seemed strange for someone to see me freaking out in the middle of the street, my legs just carried me back to the same alley that I just came out of. "Calm down, now. You are not here in the Hidden Leaf Village. You are not in your new comic book, which is now ripped thanks to Charlie. This is all a dream, that's right. You don't hear the happy chatter of the civilians. What you hear doesn't sound like…"
"What the hell do you mean 'Hidden Leaf Village'?! What is this place?"
I stopped and listened to the shouting going on nearby. "That sounds like…no, is it really him?"
A crash was heard and I heard many people gasp aloud. My instinct took over as I rushed to the source, which turned out to be a dumpling shop that was now trashed. Right in front of it was a man that was struggling to get up, but a certain someone would not let him.
"Hey, tell me where I am! I'm not leaving you alone until I find out. Out with it!" He said as he grabbed the man by his shirt collar. I actually felt bad for the poor guy, I mean, he was getting beaten up by a second-degree black belt after all.
Sighing, with my hands in my pockets, I said, "Charlie, put him down now. He's got nothing to do with you, so let him go unharmed" Charlie looked up with surprise written all over his face, but it quickly turned to anger.
"You're here too? Good. Now I won't have to beat the crap out of these people just for a simple answer, when you could give me one right away," he flexed his muscles before asking, "You can give me an answer, right?"
"Sure, just about anything you want, dude."
"Okay then, here comes question number one…WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!" he exploded before calming down.
I just shrugged. "Weren't you listening to that poor guy that you nearly knocked out? We're in the Fire Country, in the Village Hidden in the Leaves." If we were in an anime, I could swear that there would be tons of nerves visible in his head.
"Am I supposed to know a different world's geography now?"
"Yes, actually, if you watch a lot of cartoons. In this case, you probably don't watch any T.V. do you, player?" (In the past he's had tons of girlfriends! That's I refer to him as a player)
"Hey, I do watch T.V. I just don't watch kid's stuff," he said grumpily as he reached out to fix his hair. On second thought, there would be tons of nerves visible in my head.
I glared at him while saying, "It is not a kid's show, so take that back."
"Oh really? Then why is it on Cartoon Network, the network for KIDS??? Just say it, its a kid's show."
As soon as he said "kid's show" again, I pounced. My prey never saw the attack coming and just stood there with his eyes wide open. It felt like déjà vu, but then again it actually was. We pounded and kicked each other for what seemed like hours on end, and with everybody in the street staring at us too, until a voice made us stopped. Personally, I thought that it sounded ticked off.
"Sasha!"
"Yes, Satan?" I questioned, before I looked up and into the piercing eyes of Michael Cole. "Oh, Michael. I'm sorry. I thought that you were the devil telling me that I was about to be sent to hell because of my righteous deed." If his eyes could glare daggers, we would all be bleeding.
"That's not funny. Now get off of him."
I dragged myself off of him as roughly as I could, but was then pulled up by the back of my collar. In fact, he grabbed me so hard that I nearly suffocated! Charlie pulled himself off of the earth and dusted himself off as much as he could. Then, with all of his might, he punched me right in the abdomen. I felt the wind knocked out of me as I struggled to breathe.
"You—stupid—bastard…" I managed to sputter out while massaging my stomach. He just glared at me before turning around and trotting in the opposite direction. Michael stopped me just as my body demanded that I got after him.
"Yo Charlie, where are you going? We got to stay together," he said, but Charlie just ignored him. "Hey, where are you going?"
"To find a way out of here and back to the real world. Don't even try to follow me." And we didn't. I looked up at Michael and he looked down at me. A thought then struck both of us.
"Hey, we still need to find Justin. So let's get right on it," he said, and I just nodded while hoping that Charlie didn't get himself killed by the jounin.
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We trotted through the village, hoping to spot even a glimpse of Justin's black uniform. Unfortunately, since he was the youngest AND shortest member in the Olympic Dream Team, finding him wasn't going to be an easy task. We didn't even spot his mouse brown hair! Michael then nudged me while pointing to a nearby alleyway, much like the one I found myself in. Shouting was coming from the inside, shouting and yelling (if there is a difference, tell me). We looked to find an army inside that place.
There were about twenty-five boys, no older than sixteen or seventeen at the most, all huddled together. Michael was the only one who went in since he stood out less than a fourteen-year old shorty (me!). He walked right through the crowd towards the center-of-attention. He looked horrified and then called me over. I easily got through the crowd, because of my height, and stood next to him with my mouth wide open. There stood Justin, arms being held by two other guys, getting beaten to a pulp by another guy who was eight years older than him!
"What the hell are you guys doing to him?!" we both screamed while punching the hell out of them. Justin fell to the floor as soon as they let him go. If you're wondering that they would stop hitting him just because we were there, you are wrong. They began kicking his already exhausted body as soon as it hit the ground.
"Sasha, take Justin and get out of here! I'll take care of them!" Michael shouted to me while pushing away the gang members who were trying to climb onto him. Doing what he said, I carried Justin on my shoulder and ran out of there as fast as I could, kicking whoever grabbed onto my uniform. As soon as we got out of there, I slid down to the ground while trying to catch my breath. Shrieks and painful howls were now coming out of the alley; a lot the guys ran out in fear, and some of them actually flew out. After them came Michael, who seemed to be feeling much better after bashing some of them around.
"…Sasha…Michael…"
Looking down, we saw that Justin was now trying to stay awake. I can't blame him. After all, he did just get the crap beaten out of him by those that were far older than him, so it has to be hard to even gain consciousness. I sighed in relief, while Michael just smiled.
"Hey, Justin, why were they beating you up?"
Justin just said, "I asked them where I was and they said 'Hidden Leaf Village'. I told them that it was impossible and that the Hidden Leaf Village is in a cartoon, and that it doesn't exist. That's when they began to hit me because they thought I was mocking their village. But I managed to take three of them down!" He smiled as he spoke of his small victory.
I smiled too at the thought of his little figure fighting against someone almost three-times his size. He closed his eyes and went to sleep as soon as it was safe. I was about to fall asleep as well, but felt a hand on my shoulder. Michael was gazing down at me with intimidating eyes, but they soon changed to comforting ones.
"Are you guys ever going to explain all this to me? Or am I going to have to find out the hard way?" he asked me softly so not to wake Justin. I nodded slightly as he sat down in a comfortable position and braced himself for the long history of the Hidden Leaf Village.
ravestar14: sigh I lost Kakashi...finally. Now to destroy this book! -gets out lighter fluid and matches-
Unknown Voice: Oh really? -ties ravestar14 up and hangs her by her feet-
ravestar14: Hey, no fair, Kakashi!
Kakashi: That's what happens when you mess with the holy books! -walks away happily-
ravestar14: If he said 'holy books' then there must be more of them! Mark my words, Kakashi, I will rid you of your XXX-rated books and make your spirit pure again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -rope snaps and she lands on her head- OW!