Naruto blinked. Sasuke raised an eyebrow and Sakura looked confused.
"but... professer, sorting only happens when you're going to become a student of the school. and it usually happens in the first year." Sakura said, blinking up at McGonagall.
"didn't Tsunade tell you?" asked McGonagall. "well, you're going to be students of this school." she said, not waiting for an answer.
all three of them jawdropped.
in three point seven seconds, McGonagall was now alone in the great hall, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke having run off to see if they having to be students of hogwarts was actually true.
"yes. i told you you would be exchange students." Tsunade said, brushing her hair in front of the mirror in her room.
her room was beautiful. silvery-gold draping curtains, silver-gold four-poster bouble-bed.. as i said. just beautiful.
"NO YOU DIDN'T!" roared Naruto, clutching his untamed hair.
"yes she did, actually." Said Sakura, scratching her head and sweatdropping as she remembered.
Naruto growled and waved his arms around. "HOW THE FUCK DO WE USE THOSE STUPID STICKS TO FIGHT, ANYWAY!" he shrieked, pointing toward a small wand lying on Tsunade's bedside table.
"it's called a 'wand' gaki. and you guys don't need them. i reasoned with Dumbledore, and he said he's explain to the rest of the school that your 'magic' is different to theirs." Tsunade said simply, running her fingers though her hair.
"BUT--"
"what is this 'sorting' that McGonagall was talking about?" Sasuke asked, cutting Naruto off.
"oh, it's where you put on a talking hat, then he tells you which school house you should be in." said Sakura proudly. Tsunade putting her hair in her usual style, nodding.
at that moment, McGonagall had glided into the room. "shall we?" she asked in a stiff tone.
Tsunade nodded, grabbing a still-fuming Naruto by the wrist and dragging him out the door.
McGonagall motioned for Sakura and Sasuke to follow and they did.
"naa Sasuke-kun. which house do you think you'll be in?" whispered Sakura, looking over at the stoic nin beside her.
Sasuke shrugged. he had never thought about it before...
they entered Dumbledore's office, in which Dumbledore and Kakashi were in, with a large tatty hat sitting on the desk.
Naruto walked over and poked the hat.
"oi. watch it kid." said the hat shortly.
Sakura blinked. Sasuke raised his eyebrows and Naruto practically screamed in horror.
Kakashi patted Naruto lightly on the head. the fox was currently hiding behind him.
"so, who should we start with?" asked Dumbledore happily.
Sakura grinned and raised her hand. "i'll go first, professer!" she sqeaked happily.
Dumbledore grinned and nodded.
McGonagall led her over and placed her on a stool in front of Dumbledore's desk, then placed the talking hat onto her head.
((TBC))