A/N: I'm back with another one-shot and an Omake special! For the doujin of Uchiha Style, visit my deviantart account in my profile.


SUSH Combo: High on Fluff

Omake: How to shut Sakura up: Uchiha Style


It was just another beautiful morning in Konohagakure; the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, the sky was as blue as Naruto's eyes, the bugs were flying and crawling around, much to an Aburame clan's delight, and of course, 16-year old chuunin, Uchiha Sasuke, is waiting for his teammates on the bridge. As usual, he arrived earlier than the rest. Ever since the rookie nine plus team Gai retrieved him from Orochimaru, much to his relief, things haven't exactly changed.

Somehow, he met up with the whole team after trying to escape the Sound's clutches. He was just walking around, stumbling in Orochimaru's lab, found a folder and was curious as to why it was top secret. He read the contents, his sharingan activated from anger after finding out what Orochimaru's purposes were. One, to destroy Konoha, his hometown, and where his clan once lived, him included. Two, his brother was a hell lot stronger than the snake sannin, three, Orochimaru planned on using him against Konoha.

Those reasons were enough to make him get away from that place. Besides that, he just recalled, if he were to surrender his body to Orochimaru, how can he resurrect his clan? No way is Orochimaru going to do that for him.

"Sasuke-kun, good morning!"

He turned his head to the direction of the kunoichi's voice and gave a nod as an acknowledgement. She smiled at him and leaned against the other side of the railing, looking up at the sky and humming a soft tune. Back to his thinking which was disturbed by the greeting of Sakura who was just standing across him with her bright smile, short pink hair, angelic voice, fully-developed body- especially on the-

Sasuke blinked and looked down, letting his bangs hide his eyes and reddening cheeks. "What the hell?" he thought, trying to push away the thoughts about his female teammate earlier. Well, he was a teenager, and all teens reach the stage called puberty, if not, they feel their hormones acting up, and that was a big no-no for someone like Uchiha Sasuke, who only lives for revenge. Right?

Pfft! Wrong!

"Hey, Sasuke?"

"Hn?"

"I got a new pet hamster yesterday, I named him Suke!" she grinned.

"…Aa."

"Oh, I also know how to bake a cake on my own now, so if you want, I'll-"

"Sakura, I don't like sweets…"

"I know that, but not all cakes are sweet you know!"

"…What?"

"Okay… maybe that was wrong, but I can cook anything you like."

"Hn." He said as silence reigned on them once more. Sakura bit her bottom lip, determined to have a conversation with Sasuke. "So… what do you like besides tomatoes?"

"…rice balls?" he raised a brow at this.

"I do too!" she smiled. "Oh, and my mom says I make the best rice balls too!"

"Hn."

"I… I got Ino and Shikamaru together! Who would have thought that they secretly like each other!"

"Hn."

"Also with Neji and Ten-Ten! I never knew the weapon mistress liked the Hyuuga Neji and vice versa!" she giggled, recalling how Ten-Ten and Neji's reaction were when they blurted out their feelings at the same time.

"Hn."

"I even had Hinata tell her feelings to Naruto and guess what? He actually likes her too!"

"Sakura…"

"And Kakashi-sensei and Kurenai-sensei… it was hard at first but-"

"Sakura…"

"-I managed to-" she stopped when he grabbed her hand and pulled her to him, her lips crashing to his as she stared at his shut eyes with wide ones. After a few moments, he pulled away as he smirked at her blushing face. "That got you to shut up." He muttered and leaned back on the railing.

Sakura blinked and stared at him, then smirked as he looked at her weirdly. Once more, she opened her mouth and began to talk about random things, all the while stepping closer to him and saying it in front of his face. Style number one: Kiss Sakura. Result: Failed. But, he didn't care because he found an excuse to kiss her again.


A/N: I'm not sure if I'll have other styles since it's hard to think up of ideas. This idea came to me randomly while doodling on my sketch pad. If you have ideas, feel free to tell me! Here's the story:

Snake VS Slug
(Slightly AU with a somewhat Orochimaru x Tsunade)


Just another day at Konoha High; Today was the day that Haruno Sakura will confess her feelings to the school's heartthrob. For two years, she's been hiding her true feelings towards him, yet the minute they became good friends, she could no longer handle it. Who's the guy? Uchiha Sasuke.

No one knew the real him but her. He appeared to be cold, distant, and a loner type of guy. But when she got to know him, he was actually a sweet and caring one. That only made her feelings grow deeper, a more complicated feeling.

Sakura was going to meet up with him outside the school doors, where other students met up as well to walk home together or hang out. This was a daily routine for them already, and it took a good few warnings from Sasuke himself to his fangirls that they stay away from Sakura or he would personally harm them that would make the devil himself like a meek lamb. Okay, weird comparison but, the bimbos got the message.

This school wasn't an ordinary school though; it was an academy wherein people like them want to become ninjas, to defend the country in the future. Sakura is the genjutsu and medical type of nin, Sasuke is more of a taijutsu, ninjutsu and of course, the all too famous and difficult assassination type of ninja. If they were to become partners, they'd make a great team. He had what she lacked and vice versa.

Her personal mentor was a legendary sannin, the principal herself, Tsunade. She taught the kunouchi all types of medical jutsu, including the difficult summoning technique. She summoned a slug, and Sakura did too. As for Sasuke, he had two personal tutors. Hatake Kakashi taught him his own technique, the chidori, or raikiri as some call it. It was said that it can cut through lightning, and that was told from personal experience from the creator of the technique himself.

Still though, Sasuke recommended her to Yuuhi Kurenai, a genjutsu specialist. So she too, had two teachers. Sasuke's other mentor was also a part of the three legendary sannin, who was Orochimaru. He summoned snakes and he taught Sasuke how to.

She sighed and continued running towards the entrance/exit of the school, where she assumed Sasuke has been waiting for her. "I hope he doesn't get angry for making him wait. His patience is as thin as a single thread."


"Well, there are still a lot of people outside; I doubt that Sasuke can do it."

"He can, Tsunade."

The blonde woman just raised her brow at him. "Oh really..? How Orochimaru? He has to swallow his pride for that, and Uchiha Sasuke is not one to do that." She smirked. "And I'm confident that Sakura will do the first move, and I bet on it."

Orochimaru only returned the smirk and crossed his arms as they both watched the two from Tsunade's office window. Sakura had just arrived in front of Sasuke, trying to catch her breath as he waited for her to finish. "It's in a man's blood to make the first move, especially since he summons a snake."

"Your point..?"

"A male snake's pride is high, as well as reputation. If he lets the female make the first move, the snake he'll summon will not be pleased about it."

"Still," Tsunade said, a confident smirk still on her lips. "Slugs may be slow, but their actions are precise." She turned to the snake-summoning man. "And Sakura is smart; she will take things slowly and tell him at the right time."

"I doubt it."


"S-sorry I… was… late…" she said in between breathes, sticking her tongue out like a kid at him. Sasuke gave a nod but still kept his eyes on her as she brushed invisible dirt away from her school's skirt. She took in a deep amount of air and exhaled it then smiled at him. "Well, let's go!" she said. Sasuke looked at her forehead, seeing sweat glistening on it.

A snake must know how to charm the female.

He smirked and raised his hand, wiping it, at the same time, brushing her bangs away from her eyes. "Why would you hide your eyes behind those bangs?" he asked, smirking some more when she blushed. "They're too pretty to stay hidden."

A snake must also be a "gentleman" when courting.

Sakura blinked and looked down, a slight smile on her lips as he took out a handkerchief and used it to wipe the remaining sweat away. "There we go," he said, pocketing the cloth and offering a hand to her which she shyly took.

A snake should compliment the lady.

"You know, it's really rare to find girls like you," he said, making her look up at him as he smiled slightly. "Most only have beauty, at times, brains, but you have both." Once more, she turned red and looked away from him, her waist-length hair swaying with the wind. "Not to mention very caring, talented and sweet as well." He added.

A slug must take precautions.

"Thanks for the compliment Sasuke," she said, tucking a hair behind her ear. "But that's a bit too much praising from you." She grinned. "If I didn't know better, I'd say you're hitting on me." And this time, he had blushed.

A slug should be slow and precise at the same time.

"I've been meaning to tell you, but never had the chance to." She continued, fiddling with her fingers like what Hinata does when talking to Naruto. "And I wanted to protect our friendship, but as I grew closer to you, I just couldn't hide it any longer." She gulped and looked up at him. "I lo-"

A snake must know when to strike.

Yet she didn't get to finish when he had claimed her lips as his.

A slug, though slow in movement, must still move with grace.

Her hands slowly and shyly wrapped around his neck, her eyes closing unconsciously as he deepened the kiss, his arms wrapping around her waist protectively and possessively, much like a male snake to his mate. His tongue licked across her lower lip in a slow and seductive manner that she gave in and opened her mouth, letting their tongues meet and dance an aggressive sway.

People around them started to stare and gawk, jaws hanging open and eyes as wide as saucers. It was a rare sight to see the heartthrob, a.k.a. Uchiha Sasuke, kiss, or rather, make-out with a girl, who happens to be the one woman whom not everyone takes notice, Haruno Sakura.

A snake wins when it comes to fast and well-timed strikes.
A slug prevails with slow yet graceful movements.


Tsunade gaped as Orochimaru snickered. "He swallowed his pride Tsunade, and not only that, he made the first move." She shook her head and sat back down on her chair. "But… but what if she confessed and he just kissed her?"

Orochimaru shrugged. "Let's just say, we're tied." He said, sitting back down on a chair and taking a shot glass. "Sake?" he asked. Tsunade smirked and took her shot glass as well, taking the bottle of sake. "Alright, I'll drink to that! They're tied and so are we!"

A snake can beat the slug not only when it comes to fast movements but also in smarts.
A slug can overpower the snake when it comes to agressiveness; a determined fighter, a slug can be.


A/N: The last two statements of the snake and slug are for Oro and Tsunade. I know my one-shots are short, but at least they've got thousands of words!

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