Tsunade wasn't having a great day.

first; Jiraiya kept bugging her about wanting her to be on the cover of the next Come Come paradise novel. naked. second; she only got three hours of sleep. third; there was that stupid little fight between naruto and Sasuke about how Sasuke was gay... it was annoying, even though it was rather amusing.

Tsunade sighed and brushed her hair moodily in front of her bedroom mirror, glancing at Jiraiya's empty bed. there was one good thing that came out of all this. she had no paperwork! Shizune was doing it all for her! and she didn't have to worry about Konaha being bashed to pieces, because Dumbledore put a protecting series of spells around it! she was about to sigh heavily, wondering where her perverted teammate had gone, when the screeching sound of chidori filled her ears.

"HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!" roared Tsunade, forgetting about her hair and launching herself out of her bedroom.

30 seconds later, Tsunade had bursted into the great hall. no one was moving, even though the hall was completely full.

the sound of dripping caught Tsunade's attention and she looked over to the slytherin table and her eyes widened.

Tsunade's blood boiled and she marched over to the Slythering table, pushing past students and teachers alike.

"SASUKE!" roared Tsunade, coming to the edge of the slytherin table, next to McGonagall.

Sasuke slowly turned his head to look at Tsunade, his arm still through Draco's chest.

Tsunade looked utterly furious and had a dangerous aura around her.

Sasuke sighed softly, his hand glowing more brightly before he ripped his arm from draco's chest.

Draco's pained scream echoed around the hall.

Tsunade launched onto the blood-soaked table and grabbed Draco before he could fall.

"... Sasuke, i want a word with you after this. don't you leave this room." growled Tsunade in a warning tone as she stepped down from the table.

Sasuke nodded ever so slightly, hopping off the table and using a napkin to wipe the blood from his arm.

Tsunade shoved past curious and stunned students, Tsunade put Draco on the cold stone ground and knelt beside him, staring at the blood and the huge gaping hole in his chest.

"d-do you want me to get madam Pomfry?" came McGonagall's shaky, concerned voice behind Tsunade.

Tsunade shook her head, raising her hands that were already covered in blood.

Harry stood there with Hermione, Sakura, Naruto and Ron. they were standing around Draco, McGonagall and Tsunade, there was around a meter separating the curious and shocked students from Tsunade, Draco and McGonagall.

Harry's eyes widened as Tsunade's hands glowed and green-blue and she placed her hands on Draco's unmoving and bloody chest.

there were numerous gasps as Draco's chest began to heal under Tsunade's well-manicured hands.

finally, there was no clue that Draco used to have a huge, gaping hole in his chest... besides his robes that were bloodstained, tattered and had a gaping hole in them, the blood all over the slytherin table, Sasuke's bloody arm and the hall floor, and of course, everyone that saw it.

Tsunade placed a hand on Draco's neck. "... hardly any pulse..." muttered Tsunade under her breath, sending a murderous glare at Sasuke, of whom was just silently watching Draco's recovery.

"is this kid always this pale?" Tsunade asked loudly, tapping Draco's cheek lightly.

"yes. he is." answered McGonagall, still standing behind Tsunade.

"TSUNADE!" came a shriek of distress, a girl from Slytherin pushing past lots of students and throwing herself on the ground beside Draco.

Tsunade raised an eyebrow.

"please save him! you have to save him!" sobbed the girl, tears streaming down her cheeks.

Tsunade's eye twitched. couldn't this girl see that he was alive!

"he's my boyfriend and--and--" the girl burst into tears and sobbed uncontrollably, shaking on the floor.

Tsunade looked over her shoulder and gave McGonagall one of those 'WHAT THAH FUCK?' looks. McGonagall sweatdropped and shrugged.

Tsunade placed her hands onto Draco's chest again and closed her eyes. Draco's slow, soft heartbeat echoed in her ears.

"t-tsunade?" came the girl's voice again.

Tsunade had cracked.

"SHUT UP" roared Tsunade, trying to listen to Draco's heartbeat that had gone deathly quiet.

there was a startled squeak from the girl, but other than that, there was no noise.

Tsunade opened her eyes after a few minutes.

"... he's lost too much blood--" Tsunade started.

there was a loud wail from the slitherin girl and Tsunade jumped to her feet.

"YOU. NAME." Tsunade roared.

"P... pansy parkanson..." squeaked the girl, tears streaming down her cheeks.

"LISTEN, PANSY." growled Tsunade. "i have only ever lost a few patients, and this kid isn't going to be one of them. can't you see he's breathing! can't you see he's alive! all he needs is more blood! that's all! so, stop OVERREACTING!" roared Tsunade, towering over the petrified, shaking bundle that is Pansy.

McGonagall couldn't help her lips tweaking up at the edges, then she cleared her throat, her cold façade back to normal.

"shall i get one of Snape's best blood potions?" asked McGonagall.

Tsunade turned from Pansy, of whom was now crying from fright, and looked at McGonagall.

"yeah. and make it quick." Tsunade said simply, sending a glance at Draco's unconscious figure.

((TBC and those who are wondering why Sasu-teme went psyco, he had a proper reason for attacking draco, but that'll be revealed later. XP ))