Harry's eyes widened and his face burned red.

Ron's eyes widened, his eyebrows raised, his jaw dropped, and his face went scarlet.

In front of them, was a naked, long-haired blonde, very curvy young woman... Did i mention she was naked?

The woman purred seductively and took a step toward the two boys.

Ron swayed alarmingly and clapped a hand over his nose.

Harry stared at the woman in front of him. She was completely naked, though there were wisps of the white smoke obscuring certain parts of her flesh to him and Ron. Harry felt his cheeks burn worse as he saw her breasts jiggle as she took another step forward.

Naruko giggled to herself, taking a step forward and leaning down so she was eye-to-eye with Ron.

Ron stared at the cleavage exposed to him and suddenly blood exploded from behind his hand, he swayed and passed out immedietly, his body thudding loudly as it landed on the floor.

Harry stared as the woman laughed. her laugh was like angels... no. much better than angels...

Harry's cheeks felt like they were on fire as her sparkeling blue eyes turned to him.

BANG

The door flew open and Fred, George and their friend Lee Jordan just sprinted into the room.

"Will you guys shut up? We're trying to slee--Woooaaah..." Fred's sentance trailed away as he stared at the naked woman standing in front of Harry and next to Ron's bloody, unconscious figure.

There was ringing silence for a few moments until...

"Harry! If you were gonna hire her, you should've told us, at least!" yelled Lee, pouting and crossing his arms.

Harry jawdropped and looked back at the woman, of whom was blushing lightly and giggling.

"But-- I-- Didn't-- He-- I--" Harry couldn't find the correct combination of words, feeling very flustered.

"Nonsense, Harry!" cheered George, suddenly buisness-like and professional, not taking any notice of Harry's stutterings.

George and Fred swooped past Harry and stepped over the unconcious Ron, walking over to the lady and sliding an arm around her beautifully naked waist on each side.

"Now, my dear, shall we get on with it?" purred Lee, taking a step foward.

"Oh, i'm sorry boys..." said the young lady, putting her hands together in front of her, her breasts squishing together a little. "But i'm not a prostitute."

Fred, George and Lee blinked.

"Then what are you doing in Ron and Harry's dormitory?" asked George, looking flabbergasted.

"And naked!" added Fred.

"That's Naruto." Harry blurted out, not sure how Naruto made himself into such a beautiful lady, but somehow knowing it was him.

Fred and George blinked at Harry, and Lee's jaw dropped.

"Are you serious!" Fred and George said together, snapping their gaze to the young lady inbatween them.

The lady nodded, sighing, her beautiful long blond hair seeming to droop.

"Hey! What does it matter!" grinned Lee.

Naruko blinked and looked from side to side at Fred and George, of whom had evil grins on their faces.

"No." she said firmly, stepping away from Fred and George, standing behind Harry, still naked.

Dude, these guys could be a lot of hep to Jiraiya if he wanted to make even more books! their perverted minds are to be feared! they didn't care if she, Naruko, was a guy originally! WTFH!

"Aww, come on!" grinned Lee, standing nexto Fred and George.

"NO!" Naruko repeated, her hands on Harry's shoulders, as though using him as a sheild.

Fred gave Naruko a heartbroken look and she smirked.

"That's nothing." she said, leaning ever so slightly over Harry's shoulder and giving Fred a chibi pout that would make even Snape melt; her bottom lip trembling, her eyes sparkling with unshed tears and little pink sparkles seeming to float around her.

"Alright, alright! You win!" squeaked Fred, frantically waving his arms around to stop himself being sucked in by the overwhelming cuteness.

"So, you guys gonna go now?" crooned Naruko, wrapping her arms around Herry's neck lightly, the pink sparkles glowing for a moment, then disappearing.

"Yeah. Yeah." sighed Lee in defeat, walking out the door with Fred.

"But you'd better tell us what you do to her, harry!" grinned George, giving Harry a wink and waving goodnight, following his twin away.

Harry's mind seemed to be stuck. And the feeling of two, large, soft breasts pressed against his back wasn't helping either.

"Oh dear..." purred Naruko by his ear.

"What is it?" croaked Harry, keeping his eyes tightly shut and trying to keep the mental images at bay.

"I think I killed your friend, Nevil."

Harry's eyes snapped open and he stared over at Nevil's bed. Nevil indeed looked dead. he was lying on his bed, spread-legged, he was even covered in blood, but instead of pale, he was bright scarlet.

"I think he's just unconscious..." muttered Harry, shuddering as he felt Naruko's body press up against his back.

"As you should be Why aren't you?" purred Naruko in his ear.

Harry looked over his shoulder, to see two sparkling huge, blue eyes looking at him thoughtfully.

"you did this to see how many guys you could nosebleed?" blinked Harry.

"yep!" she chimed happily, grinning and flashing her pearly white teeth.

BANG

"Mr Potter! lights were supposed to be out fifteen min--HOLY MOTHER OF MERLIN!"

THUD

Harry snapped his eyes over to the dormitory door to see the unconscious corpse of Professor Minerva McGonagall lying in the doorway, her face beet red.

"Oh my..." stared Naruko, her arms still loosely around Harry's neck in some sort of hug.

"I think you killed a teacher." gaped Harry.

"i think you're right." agreed Naruko.

((TBC wow. that was fun to write... xDDDD))