Harry stared at McGonagall, not noticing the feeling of a warm naked body against his back.

"You're not gay, are you, Harry?"

"EEH?" Harry whipped around, staring at Naruko, then he immedietly regretted it.

Naruko looked at him thoughtfully, her arms tightening immediately around Harry's neck, her breasts pressing up against his chest.

"Well? Are you?" Naruko purred.

"N-no! What gives you that idea?" croaked Harry. Being accused of being gay isn't exactly to be expected... For Harry, at least.

"Well, usually when a naked girl hugs a guy, the guy at least reacts. Or blacks out from blood loss." explained Naruko, as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Or there should be a disurbance down there." Naruko let Harry go, took a step back and pointed to his crotch.

Harry leapt back and stared at Naruko, his back against the wall.

Naruko was looking at his crotch silently. "Oh. So you are strait."

"Shut up!" glared Harry, his cheeks burning almost unbearably, he slid down the wall and sat there, his legs slightly spread.

Naruko flashed her pearly white teeth and with yet another huge poof of white smoke, Naruto was back to his male self.

"You... How the... hell did you...?" Harry stammered.

"Sexy no jitsu. It's... Eerr... A... 'Spell' only i know." Naruto sweatdropped, knowing that they didn't know what 'Jitsu' were.

There was a small silence in between them, then the sound of high-heels tapping on stone steps caught their attention.

Naruto and Harry looked at the dormitory door just as Tsunade stepped into it.

"Eerrr... Hi, Tsunade-o-baa-chan!" grinned Naruto.

"Do you know where you're supposed to be, Naruto?" asked Tsunade, taking no notice of Harry.

Naruto thought for a moment, then grinned goofily. "... Detention...?"

"YES!" roared Tsunade, swooping past Harry, grabbing Naruto by the ear and dragging Naruto out of the dormitory.

Harry listened to the squeaks of pain, thuds and stomping of two pairs of feet until he heard the portrait hole slam shut.

"... Urgh... Harry...?"

Harry looked over.

"Welcome back, Ron." said Harry as he watched Ron slowly push himself into a sitting position.

"Yeah..." muttered Ron, swaying a little.

Harry got out his wand and flicked it, all the blood disappearing from the room. Harry put his wand back into his pocket and looked back at Ron.

"Where'd she go?" asked Ron, looking around.

Harry went to answer, but Ron got different ideas.

"she didn't... well... do you, did she?" asked Ron, nodding toward Harry's slowly spread-legged sitting position.

Harry's eyes widened and his cheeks burnt bright red. "RON!"

Ron grinned. "maybe she can do me later--"

"LIGHTS OUT!" roared McGonagall. when did she wake up? no one will know, but she waved her wand dramatically, and the lights poofed out of existence, leaving the room in complete darkness, before she swept from the Griffindor tower and went to bed.

"so, Harry... did she... y'know..."

"no, Ron. she did not."

"Alright! Alright! I was just askin'!"

"Lets just go to bed, Ron..."

Meanwhile, in the dungeons, Snape's potion room to be exact, Sasuke was standing in one of the shadowy corners, and Snape was sitting behind his desk, on which was a huge jar (about half the size of a grown man) filled with dead frogs floating in green liquid.

There was a heavy silence in the dungeon, Sasuke's eyes were fixed on the floating dead frogs in the jar, and Snape's were fixed on the dungeon door. Naruto was supposed to be there half an hour ago.

The door finally creaked open and Tsunade entered with a disgruntled looking Naruto, rubbing his ear.

"Finally." hissed Snape, standing up.

"OH MY FUCKING GAWD, IT'S HIDEOUS!" shrieked Naruto, either pointing at either the jar of dead frogs, or Snape. It was hard to tell.

"... Oh. and there's something in a jar." grinned Naruto, running over to the jar of dead frogs and poking it, looking at all the wrinkled, scabbed and grotesque frogs floating in the green liquid.

Snape was silent, but his eyes had become cold, nearly worthy of a Uchiha Sasuke himself.

The edges of Tsunade's lips thretened to tweak upwards, but she didn't let them. "Shall we?"

"Yes." Snape hissed and nodded. Sasuke walked over from his dark corner and stood beside Naruto, in front of the jar of dead frogs and Snape's desk.

((TBC and for those who asked, no. this isn't going to be Yaoi. or Shounen ai. or Slash. or whatever you call it nowadays. xDDD ... but it might have tiny hints of it. i don't know. X3))