"Right-y-o, kiddies. For detention, Snape needs all the organs of these frogs put into different jars.-" She pointed at numerous large jars with spiky black tags on the tops of what organ is to be in it. "-The skin is needed to be put over there in that box-" She pointed at a large glass box, "-and the eyeballs need to be put in there." She pointed at a large jar that was half-full of eyeballs which seemed to follow the two shinobi no matter which way the moved.
"And do not damage them." hissed Snape, sitting at his desk.
Tsunade pulled up a chair and sat next to Snape, pulling open the glass jar of dead frogs.
Immediately as the jar was opened, a foul-smelling yellow-green gas spilled over the sides of the jar, onto the desk, and onto the floor.
"PEE-YEW! That's soooome stank!" commented Naruto, waving a hand in front of his nose so maybe the smell wouldn't get at him.
"He who smelt it, dealt it." said Sasuke simply. You could hardly tell that Sasuke could smell the gas, except that his nose was wrinkled up a little.
Naruto stared at Sasuke. Sasuke gasped and clapped a hand over his mouth. He was acting childishly!
"Hurry up! The smell gets worse as time goes on!" chimed Tsunade. Sasuke and Naruto blinked at Tsunade and Snape. They had some sort of bubble around their head, the foul-smelling gas not going into it, or their lungs.
"... What the hell is that?" choked Naruto, the smell was indeed getting worse. Naruto lightly poked the bubble, frowning at it.
"Bubble head charm. And you're not leaving this dungeon until you've disemboweled and put all the frog's pieces into the right places." hissed Snape.
Sasuke glared at Snape, then turned to Naruto. Naruto looked at Sasuke and grinned, taking a kunai out of his pocket.
In a blink of an eye, the two of them were slicing apart putrid, stinking, slimy, dead corpses of frogs and throwing the pieces into the correct jars and boxes, so fast, they were blurred, splattering green slimy liquid all over the floor.
After forty-five minutes, both of them were covered in the slimy green liquid, all the frogs had been dissected and sorted, and everything in the room seemed to be covered in the slimy green liquid also. Not including Tsunade and Snape.
Naruto spat some of the green liquid from his mouth, hitting Sasuke square in the ear.
"SCORE!" squealed Naruto, grinning and flinging his soaking wet arms in the air.
"Usuratonkachi..." muttered Sasuke, shuddering and trying to get the ooze out of his ear.
Snape looked at Tsunade, completely ooze-free, as was Tsunade.
Tsunade grinned. "I'm glad I knew the Impervious charm."
Snape shrugged, taking out his wand and flicking it, the lid of the jar closing and the yellow-green mist that had settled on the floor disappeared, but the stench did not. it had changed from the original off-cheeze + vomit smell to a rotten-egg x 100.
"Right-y-o! You two hit the showers!" chimed Tsunade, standing up.
"That's all?" asked Sasuke boredly, having gotten used to the smell. His pinky finger in his ear, still trying to get the ooze out.
Tsunade nodded and Naruto squealed, throwing his arms in the air again, more ooze splattering the walls and Sasuke.
Sasuke let out a growl as Naruto splattered ooze on his hair. Stinking ooze. Hair. Not a good combination.
Tsunade shooed the two children from the dungeon and gave Snape a grin, leaving the potions master in a stinking and oozing potions room.
Snape growled and sighed, flicking his wand again, the ooze disappearing and the dungeon just smelling faintly of rotten eggs.
"... Stupid children..." he muttered as he looked through the eyeballs, organs and skins. The eyeballs watching his every move.
((TBC short, but a longer one will follow... hopefully!))