Naruto and Sasuke trudged upstairs, leaving slimy, sticky, stinking green footsteps behind themselves.

"You remember where the bathrooms are?" asked Naruto, sighing heavilly, watching a drop of slime ooze off the tip of his nose.

Sasuke grunted in affirmation.

They squelched up the enchanted stairs, Sasuke leading, Naruto half a step behind.

Sasuke stopped infront of a sertain portrait, muttered a password and the portrait swung open.

Sasuke stepped in and was immedietly shunned to the side as Naruto zoomed into the prefect's bathroom.

"It's lucky we stole those passwords, huh?" grinned Naruto, starting to strip off his robes, standing infront of the pool-sized bathtub.

"You. Dobe. You stole the passwords." Sasuke corrected him, walking over to one of the mirrors and looking at the damage that had happened to his hair.

Naruto was soaked to the bone with the stinking ooze, he was about to strip off his swirly orange boxer shorts, when a giggle was heard behind him.

Naruto whipped around and stared. Behind him was all the taps to the pool-bath. But... It giggled. He was sure it giggled!

"What's up, dobe? I don't want mental scarring. Get in the bath and get out. I don't want to look at your naked body if I can avoid it." said Sasuke, his voice echoing around the white marble walls, still inspecting his hair in the mirror.

"The tap giggled." Naruto said shortly.

"This is an old castle. Things move sometimes--"

"Not 'jiggled'. 'GIGGLED'!" growled Naruto, pointing at the taps.

"... You've finally lost it, dobe." sighed Sasuke, turning and looking at the taps, frowning at the blonde's naked back.

"I'm not crazy! I swear it giggled!" growled Naruto.

Sasuke sighed. "You're a lost cause, usuratonkachi. Try to flush whatever giggled out of the taps." Sasuke said in a monotone, turning back to the mirror.

Naruto nodded determinedly, walking over the taps.

Sasuke stripped off his clothing until he was only in a pair of boxer shorts and a shirt, completely soaked in the green ooze and looked back in the mirror, inspecting at his hair again.

Naruto was going through all the taps, a determined frown on his face, his tongue in between his teeth. All the taps had made different kinds of bubbles, but nothing that giggled.

Sasuke walked over to the edge of the pool-like bath, pulling off his soaking-wet shirt and dropping it on the floor.

"Found anything, dobe?" asked Sasuke, placing his hands on the waist-band of his green and silver boxers.

"I think so!" smirked Naruto, turning on one of the last taps, something white and glowing shooting from the tap and into bath before pink suds came out of the tap.

"... So?" asked Sasuke, clearly not impressed.

"But.. I swear that was it!" whined Naruto.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and was about to get into the bath, but something caught his eye.

Something was moving in the bath.

Sasuke frowned and looked at Naruto, of whom seemed to have noticed the glowing thing too.

Slowly, a girl's head poked itself out from the bath, looking at Sasuke. She had thick glasses and pigtails. But the thing that crept both Naruto and Sasuke out was...

She was see-through.

"Who are you?" gaped Naruto, staring at the girl.

"Myrtle." said the girl in a sulky voice, looking at Naruto, her eyes sparkling with something that made Sasuke uncomfortable.

"Hi! I'm Naruto!" Naruto beamed, his white teeth making the marble of the bathroom seem grey.

Myrtle smiled and turned to Sasuke. "Who are you?" she asked, seeming curious.

Sasuke surveyed her carefully. something wasn't right...

"Sasuke." he said simply.

Myrtle nodded and floated out of the bath, her toes dangling in the water, her eyes fixed on Sasuke's.

Sasuke just figured out what they sparkle in Myrtle's eyes was. it was in every single of his fangirl's eyes.

"You're a ghost too, aren't you? How did you die?" gaped Naruto, staring in awe at Myrtle.

Myrtle gave a humungus sniff, and suddenly zoomed away, up through the ceiling, ghosty tears streaming down her cheeks, sobbing almost impossibly loud.

Naruto stared at the ceiling of which Myrtle zoomed off into. "... Whoops." he muttered.

"Whatever, dobe." said Sasuke shortly, up to his neck in nice, hot, bubbly water, his boxer shorts on the floor next to the bathtub.

Naruto sighed heavily. "Virgin minds may want to look away!" he called at Sasuke, of whom closed his eyes immediately.

Naruto stripped off his boxer shorts and stood there in the nude for a moment, before grinning evilly.

"CANNON BAAAAAAALL!"

"WAIT! DOBE! NO--!"

SPLASH

((TBC. sorry about the absence of anything good in this chapter. x.x))