A tidal wave of soapy water crashed over Sasuke as Naruto cannon-balled into the bathtub.

"D-DOBE!" Sasuke choked, spitting out a mouthful of suds.

Naruto popped his head out of the water, rubbing his eyes, to get the soap out of them, then looked over at Sasuke.

Sasuke's eyes open, Sharingan glimmering, he had bubbles in his hair, his hair was drooping from all the ooze and water, and he looked positively pissed off.

Naruto sweatdropped. "Not my fault!" he squeaked innocently.

Sasuke growled and his Sharingan vanished.

Sasuke leant his head back so his hair can soak in the water silently, still looking pissed off.

"Y'know, Sasu-teme. You'd make a nice girl." Naruto said off-handedly, splashing around in the bath, suds going everywhere.

SPLAT

Naruto spluttered and rubbed the suds off his face, looking at Sasuke with one eye, his other eye stinging from the soap.

Sasuke gave Naruto a glare, his hair slick back, now free of ooze, putting his hand back into the water from throwing a handful of suds at Naruto's face.

"What gives you that idea?" Sasuke growled, watching Naruto splash water onto his face to get the soap out of his eye.

"You're a pretty-boy. Simple as that." grinned Naruto, his face soaking wet and sud-free.

"I can't deny that i'm pretty, but that wasn't my intention... And being female isn't what i would call ideal." Sasuke said in a professional way.

Naruto shrugged. "Your loss."

Sasuke rolled his eyes and continued washing himself, then grabbed his boxer shorts, washing them too.

"What's the use of that? asked Naruto, piling up blue soap suds on his head to make a castle.

"I'd prefer not to bare my ass to you, dobe. I wouldn't be able to live it down." Sasuke said stubbornly, wringing out the shorts and putting it on the edge of the bath to dry.

"Imagine how the girls would talk!" gasped Naruto, his eyes sparkeling.

Sasuke shuddered.

Girls. Are. Evil.

Naruto grinned evilly, doing the doggy paddle over to the edge of the pool-sized bath, then heaved himself out of it, suds covering him from the waist down (To Sasuke's delight).

Sasuke took no notice of Naruto as he squelched his way around the bath tub, Sasuke washed his hair with careful detail; shampooing all of it two times, rinsing, conditioning the ends...

Naruto slunk over to Sasuke's boxer shorts and outstretched his hand, taking the shorts in between two fingers.

Sasuke looked over at Naruto and his eye twitched. "Naruto..."

Naruto grinned, putting Sasuke's shorts on his head. "How to they suit me?"

Sasuke shuddered as some of the suds fell from around Naruto's certain area and closed his eyes. "Naruto... Give me back my shorts. NOW."

"What? Scared of cooties?" grinned Naruto, putting his hands on his hips.

Sasuke shook his head. "No. I just don't want to be scarred for life."

"How can you get scarred for life with me wearing your shorts?" pouted Naruto.

Sasuke tried not to think about how those words could become so disgusting and twisted, then shuddered.

"Just give them back." Sasuke growled.

Naruto opened his mouth to say something when the portrait swung open, a white-blonde haired boy stepping into the bathroom, led by the hand by a girl who looked suspiciously like a pug-dog. It seems Pansy had gotten over her little conversation with Tsunade, and Draco had been healed. Though he was covered in unneeded bandages.

The two of them froze on sight of Naruto and Sasuke, Pansy blushing deep red since Naruto is practically naked, and Draco looked furious.

"Hello, Malfoy." Sasuke said smoothly, placing his elbows on the edge of the pool-sized tub, linking his fingers together and leaning his chin against his interlocked fingers.

Malfoy glared at Sasuke while Pansy's eyes glittered with the same fangirl-ish lust that was in Myrtle's.

Naruto looked between Sasuke and Malfoy, frowning a little, almost expecting sparks to fly from Malfoy's eyes.

"Uzumaki, put on some shorts. Or were you giving Uchiha a strip tease?" said Draco coldly, a smirk on his face, still glaring at Sasuke.

Naruto's cheeks burnt with humiliation. How dare he! why the hell should he do a strip tease for Sasuke? he wasn't gay! ... was he?

Pansy walked over to the towel rack, getting one of the towels and holding it out for Naruto, trying not to look at him. Naruto nodded in thanks and wrapped it around his waist, looking in between sasuke and Draco again.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes at Draco, a tint of pink on his cheeks. "Naruto... Give me my shorts. Now." hissed Sasuke, not taking his eyes off Draco.

Naruto remembered he had Sasuke's shorts on his head and sweatdropped, taking them off and dropping them just out of Sasuke's reach, on the floor.

Sasuke's eyes snapped to Naruto, then the shorts, then back at Naruto.

"Come and get them, Sasuke-chan!" Naruto cheered happily.

Sasuke sent an icy glare at Naruto and outstretched his arm to get the shorts.

Naruto grinned as he saw that Sasuke's arms were a few inches too short to reach the shorts. "So near, and yet, so far!" sighed Naruto dramatically.

"Shut the fuck up, you cock-sucking bastard." hissed Sasuke, still struggling to get the shorts.

"Mind your language!" gasped Naruto, staring at Sasuke.

Draco was biting his thumb to try not to howl in laughter at Sasuke. Uchiha was pathetic! He was going to get Uchiha back for practically killing him. Pansy, on the other hand, was wondering weather of not she should try and help Sasuke. She might be able to see his ass in the process!

Sasuke glared icily at Naruto, of whom was grinning like a lunatic, then Sasuke got an idea. He placed a hand into the water, concentrated hard, then removed his hand from the water, a senbon in his hand.

God bless Haku and his water-to-needle techniques.

Sasuke stretched his arm again and dragged the shorts toward him with the tip of the senbon.

"HEY! That's against the rules!" Naruto shrieked, glaring at Sasuke as he put the shorts underwater.

"Who said there were any rules in the first place?" hissed Sasuke, heaving himself out of the bathtub with his shorts on. Naruto opened his mouth to answer, then sighed and nodded.

Sasuke loved it when he was right.

Naruto collected his grubby clothing from around the bathroom, then dropped it all into a sink, filled it with water, then went about cleaning it all. Sasuke looked at his pile of oozing-green clothing, almost wishing it would wash itself.

"i'll do that, Sasuke!" squealed Pansy, running over and waving her wand, the ooze disappearing from Sasuke's clothes.

"Pansy!" yelled Draco, outraged. Pansy was his girlfriend. no one else's!

Pansy looked from Sasuke to Draco, trying to make up her mind.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. Another fangirl. Just what he didn't need.

Draco glared icily at Sasuke, grabbing Pansy's hand and dragging her back out of the portrait.

In the time Naruto washed his clothes, re-washed himself, dried his clothes and started putting them on, Sasuke had put his clothes on, contemplated the meaning of life and thought up a way to kill Itachi and Draco at the same time.

They walked in different directions to their houses' common rooms, not saying a word other than 'goodnight'.

Sasuke walked into the slytherin common room after saying the password, walking in silently, the boards under his feet hardly making a noise. Sasuke looked up at the clock as it chimed one am to itself.

This was his first day at the Hogwarts school. God only knows what a whole year is going to be like...

((TBC. not one of my best chapters. :sigh: but anyway, i hope you like it. finally, the first day of school is over, and havoc shall reign again on the second day of school!))