There was a startled shriek, a loud clatter, an echoing bang, a dull thud and the sound of a squabble.

"NO! I DON'T WANT SOME PERVERTED BASTARD KISSING ME!" Kiba shrieked, flat on his back on the stone floor, Naruto on top of him.

Naruto straitened slightly, looking scandalized. "What has Sasuke got to do with this!" he gasped, looking down at Kiba as though he was cheating on him.

Gaara gave Sasuke a glance and Sasuke twitched.

The squabble continued, Naruto trying to pin Kiba on the ground, Kiba not wanting to be pinned and kissed.

Snape and the rest of the class stared at the two rolling around on the floor, having no idea what to do, other than watch.

Naruto finally pinned a protesting Kiba to the floor, his hands held beside his head.

"YOU'LL REGRET THIS!" Kiba shrieked.

"You keep moving, and he might misjudge and kiss your mouth instead." Sasuke snickered, the only one continuing to tend to his potion.

Kiba immediately stilled. Naruto grinned down at the poor dog-boy and slowly lowered himself down.

There was a creak of stools as the students strained to keep watching, all of their eyes comically wide.

Gaara handed Sasuke the fang Kiba had been expecting earlier, and Sasuke took it.

Naruto's lips connected with the tip of Kiba's nose and it all happened at once;

Sasuke flicked the fang into Draco's cauldron, causing it to explode dramatically with red sparks and pink smoke, Pansy's stool broke, Pansy grabbing her neighbors in shock, causing five people to fall with her, Nevil's cauldron emitted an awe-enspiring burp, Snape letting out a startled shriek as one of the startled people that Pansy dragged down with her grabbed his robes, causing him to fall down too, nearly all the other children in the class falling off their own stools in a domino effect... and this all happened as someone opened the door.

Shrieks, yells and gasps continued until there was a dry cough from the doorway, Snape untangling himself from his students and sitting up, looking at the doorway in shock.

McGonagall looked like she was having quite a lot of trouble trying not to laugh, her shoulders were shaking and her lips were pursed, but it was hardly enough to stop it.

McGonagall burst out laughing uncontrollably, shaking, then suddenly her legs gave out, the professor merely continuing to laugh, clutching her stomach, flat on the floor.

Sasuke and Gaara –the only ones who were still seated in their stools– were pouring the antivenin Sasuke had been stirring, into a glass vile, identical sadistic grins on their faces.

Naruto straitened up, sitting on Kiba's stomach and looked around at the wreckage of tangled limbs and sparks. "Golly! What happened here?"

"You didn't notice?" Sasuke smirked.

"Sorry. I was all wrapped up in the bliss of kissing Kiba." Naruto sighed dramatically, slapping himself on the cheek, a look of wistful shock on his face.

"... I refuse to comment." came the growl of Kiba's voice from under Naruto.

Gaara took the vial of antivenin and corked it, wading through the tangled limbs of fellow students, placing the vial on Snape's desk, before wading back to his table.

Snape was struggling to stand up, every time he was nearly upright, someone would accidentally trip him up or yank him back down.

Naruto listened to the shocked jabber filling from the room.

"Is that your hand or mine?"

"OMG! WHO'S TOUCHING ME!"

"Eep! Touch me like that some other time! Not in public!"

"SEXUAL HARASSMENT!"

Naruto looked down at Kiba, who was looking around curiously, propped up by his elbows. Unable to let an opportunity go, Naruto grinned and gave Kiba a chaste kiss before jumping up and bounding over to Gaara and Sasuke.

"ARRRGGGHHHHHH! IT BURRNS! GROSSS!" added to the noises filling the room.

Sasuke and Naruto walked out of the room, stepping over McGonagall who was shaking uncontrollably in the doorway, clutching her sides, laughing silently. Gaara tapped his cap at Snape politely, who was still struggling to get up, and grabbed Kiba's bag, slinging it over his shoulder, as well as his own, before walking out of the room nonchalantly.

A hobbling, writhing, foaming, gagging Kiba followed a few seconds later.

((TBC. short, but amusing, wouldn't you say? XD would you call that a fiasco in potions, Sillymail:D anyway, that's it from me for today. sorry it was so short, but i'll try and update soon! thank you SO much for all those wonderful reviews, and thank you all for being so supportive! and, just in advance, the 200th reviewer gets a request fanfiction. just to make things fun. ;D and remember, there aren't going to be any full-blown pairings. merely hints. ))