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A.N. I know, I should have updated. So here is some. I know it's short but all my chapters are short. Get over it. Lol, sorry I'm in a bad mood. I have tests all week then finals are next week. They are trying to slowly kill me. I know their evil plan.

Oh, I was reading a story the other day and thought what they were doing was really neat so I will try it for a couple of chapters. If you have something you want written I will try to in the next chapter after reading your review. So tell me what you want to read!!

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Chapter Four

"My friends and I went to a magic school called Hogwarts when we were but 11 years of age. I was raised by muggles so it came as a surprise when I recieved my letter. I met two wonderful boys who I became friends with. One of these friends was wanted by a mad man. Years of fighting off this man turned my friend hateful towards others."

"Oh quit dallying Hermione, tell them what happened." said Luna in a surprised moment of clarity only to be ruined by her insane giggling.

"Drusilla anyone?" asked Xander.

Dawn smiled and choked in laughter. Giles frowned but silently agreed.

"Luna let me talk, "said Hermione. "In our seventh year the final battle commenced. To cut a long story short we won but had heavy losses. My two friends got married and one became a professional quidditch player while the other became an Auror. I decided to become a teacher. To do so I need to write a thesis and I'm doing it on the Slayer. So will you answer some questions and let me see you in action?"

"Wait! Just hold on a sec. You can't come in here and just tell us that stuff, missy. Give us a day or two to think and then we will tell you. Where are you staying?" asked Willow frowning at Hermione.

"At a...friends house." said Luna.

"What kind of friend?" asked Giles skeptical.

"He''s more of a cousin to my mother," said Hermione.

"What's his name?" asked Giles.

"Ethan."

"Ethan what?" asked Buffy standing up.

"Ethan Rayne."

"I'm gonna kill him," said Giles angry.

"If you kill someone you will be attacked by flying monkeys," said Luna.

"What the...?" asked Xander looking at Luna.

"Well it's not really monkeys, it's actually purple polka dotted fleeps. They just look like flying monkeys."

"Again with the what the?" replied Xander.

"Luna, their not going to kill anyone, " looking at Giles and Buffy she said. "He is the one who told me you lived here. All Slayers locations are kept secret. The teachers do not want students stalking the Slayers and letting them know about the magical community."

"You keep calling it the magical community, but wouldn't it be a wizarding community?" asked Willow.

"I...I..I guess we have just always called it a magical community because to everyone demons are just a myth, kind of," said Hermione.

"Oh, but what about Wiccans?" asked WIllow.

"Wiccans can't do magic," sadi Hermione looking amused at the very thought.

"I'm a Wiccan," said Willow slightly growling. Buffy, Xander, Dawn, and Giles slightly moved away from her. The potentials were all upstairs so they weren't worried about them.

"Oh, well if you are able to do magic then it must be weak. I mean there is no way you were able to call all the Slayers," said Hermione laughing.

"I'll show you weak, Miss Rude person!" shouted Willow. "SILENTIUM!"

Hermione found she could not speak. She silently cursed herself and removed the spell. She opened her mouth to shout a spell in return.

TBC after many, many reviews hint hint!