I Robot You Jane (Cordelia's Version)
Disclaimer: See chapter one
Who knew that one week could go by in Sunnydale without anything bizzaro going on? Now that in itself is cause for calling Mulder and Scully.
Okay, that's not completely accurate, Harmony told me that Aura told her, that Cindyann heard from Cynthia that Willow Rosenberg has a boyfriend.
Now that is just weird.
Bet Xander is taking notice of her now.
Oh, and some guy was found hanging from the rafters. Suicide is normal though, students eating principals isn't, and boy am I glad that no eating has been had all week in this school, except of the normal kind.
Oh what do you know, Miss Weirdo herself is skipping school again, now there's a shocker. One of these days she gonna be expelled, and let me be the first to not witness any surprise. From the first time I saw her, I knew she was a psycho.
"Harmony, wait up!"
I catch up with Harm and show off my brand new Guess Bag, a gift to myself ala daddy's credit card.
"Hey did you hear about Josh? He's suffering from an extreme ash of STD's."
"No way!" I exclaim "Who'd he get that from?"
We continue the gossip session as we make our way to class.
"Speaking of things that aren't surprising, guess who is ditching school again?"
"Uh?"
"Buffy, who else!"
"That girl is such a delink."
"Delinquent." I automatically correct.
"So, anyways, you going to Brad Schoomans party this weekend?"
"Duh, I answer. Anybody whose anybody is gonna be there."
Reaching our class, we enter and begin another day in Sunnydale High.