Scene Three:
Fez & Jackie's apartment
Living Room
Six days before Christmas
Jackie:So, how's school?
Donna:Well, I've been thinking about changing majors
Jackie:Ooh! Fashion merchandising. I knew you'd come around
Donna:Jackie. This is me you're talking to. Focus.
Jackie:Oh, I knew it was too much to hope for. What's it going to be, feminism in the 80s? Basket weaving for girlfriends of scrawny Star Wars freaks?
Donna:I was thinking about law.
Jackie:(seriously) really? Law. Wow. What brought this around?
Donna:well, music just doesn't do it for me anymore. There's no joy. Music is supposed to make you feel good. And after I had to be on the air when….
Jackie:I know. We all grew up a bit that day.
Donna:I figure that this is the ultimate in feminism. A female attorney. There's even talk that Reagan will appoint a woman to the Supreme Court to satisfy the ERA movement. I can do this. I want to do this. I want to help people.
Jackie:You'll be great. You're smart and someone will have to support you & Eric. Certainly won't be him. And your names already sound like a law firm so if you get married, you're covered. (Both girls laugh)
Donna:No rush. How are things with you?
Jackie:Things are great. Just great. Why wouldn't they be great? Stop talking.
Donna: Ooohh, You haven't been this worked up in years. Something's going on. What's going on?
Jackie:Ok Donna, but you have to promise me not to tell another soul or I get to redo your entire wardrobe, without argument or discussion.
Donna:This IS serious...spill it.
Jackie:I think I'm pregnant.
Donna:(Shocked) Oh My God!
Jackie:(matter of fact) Actually, I know I'm pregnant
Donna:Oh My God!
Jackie:Augghh! I'm going to be sick….. (Runs to bathroom)
Donna:Oh My God!
Jackie:(through the bathroom door) Say something else Donna
Donna:Holy Crap
Jackie:Besides that
Donna:I'm sounding more like Red every day
Jackie:Donna, focus here….
Donna:What'd Fez say?
Jackie:(mumble, mumble) I can't find the mouthwash.
Donna:What?
Jackie:(sheepishly)I haven't told him.
Donna:What! Now I'm going to be sick.
Jackie:(Opens bathroom door) Welcome home Auntie Lumberjack
Donna:(Hugs Jackie) Congratulations Momma Midget!
Scene Four
Foreman Basement
Circle Time
Hyde:The whole band is back together again
Kelso:Yeah, what band man…I hated those band geeks
Eric:(singing) I am stuck on band aids, 'cause band aids stuck on me
Fez:Yes, it is nice to have all of my friends in the same room together. Well almost all of my friends. Even some of the geeks.
Hyde:Band on the Run man, E Street Band, Allman Brothers Band
Kelso:I love band aids, but that bactine stuff they put on with it ….it is awesome lighter fluid
Eric:Rubberband Man….Man, I wish I was Rubberband Man….who could work with Spiderman!
Fez:I have not tried bactine. Is that like Laurie's Final Net for enhancing Fez's natural manly hairstyle?
Hyde:No, but both create a major burn. Kinda like sleeping with Laurie.
Kelso:Burn Baby Burn, oh. You know, you could use bactine & save time when you sleep with Laurie and just use it then….BURN
Eric:Stop talking about my sister
Fez:Eric, give it up. Your sister is a whore.
Hyde:This stash is nasty man
