A/N: I didn't want to make the chapters too long, so please bear with me….it'll be worth it in the end. Thank you for all of the kind reviews.

Still own nothing. Just love the show.

Scene Five

Hallway outside Fez & Jackie's Apartment

Five days before Christmas, early that morning

Hyde:Forman, why are we over here this early

Eric:I told you twice, we're going to do the best prank ever. It might be our last prank. We're adults, and we have to get Fez to distract the cops while we get away. 'because I'm too pretty to go to prison.

Hyde:Yeah, you wouldn't last a week

Eric:Maybe, but I wouldn't brag about being able to last 5 to 10, Heidi.

Kelso:(looks at Hyde) BURN!

Eric:Should we knock?

Hyde:Do THEY knock?

Kelso:Good point. This will be funnier when we walk in on them doing it.

Eric:I don't want to walk in on Fez touching Jackie's naughty places

Hyde:You're pathetic. You're at college and you still say "naughty places?"

Kelso:(laughing) Man, you'd never make it at the Playboy Club!

Eric:Kelso, YOU didn't make it at the Playboy Club

Hyde:Sweet. I've missed this.

Eric:(holding the door handle, like he's a game show host) And now gentlemen, we are going to be seeing your ex-girlfriend in the throws of passion with our friend.

Hyde:Passion?

Kelso:Cool.

Hyde:As long as you don't tell us to "set our phasers to stun", we're good.

Eric:(sounding touched) I'm so proud…you can quote Star Wars

Hyde:(angrily) Forman….

Eric:(quickly) And here we go….. (runs shoulder into the door) ok, it's locked. Let's just knock.

ALL THREE BOYS POUND ON THE DOOR. FEZ IS IN THE LIVING ROOM WEARING A TOWEL. HE ANSWERS THE DOOR AND IS GENUINELY SHOCKED TO SEE THE BOYS STANDING THERE.

Fez:What are you doing here? I thought we were meeting at The Hub at lunch…

THE BOYS ALL ENTER THE APARTMENT, FEZ IS STILL HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN

Eric:Well we were, but we came up with the best prank ever, so we're here to pick you up.

Kelso:And to see you & Jackie doing it.

Fez:Jackie's not home. Jackie went shopping.

THE SOUND OF A HAIRDRYER CAN BE HEARD COMING FROM FEZ' BEDROOM.

Eric:(Smirking) Looks like Fez got picked up

Fez:Umm, that is the….that is the….Secret Santa cleaning person

Hyde:And then Rudolph will pick her up by the light of his nose? To return her to the land of misfit ho's? Dillhole.

Kelso:Fez, who'd you pick up?

Eric:(To Hyde) What's the big deal? We can use this as part of our prank.

Hyde:Eric, I don't care. But do you want to deal with Donna if she finds out that you knew that Fez was cheating on Jackie? (He smiles realizing that he can burn Eric with Donna)

HYDE RUNS OUT THE DOOR WITH ERIC CHASING AFTER HIM. THEY ARE GONE FROM THE APARTMENT BEFORE FEZ' BEDROOM DOOR OPENS. KELSO STANDS THERE LAUGHING AT THEM RUNNING. FENTON COMES RUNNING OUT OF FEZ'S BEDROOM WEARING A PINK ROBE, WITH A RUFFLE.

Kelso:Oh man, this is like the best burn ever!

Fenton:(looking at Kelso) Burns can hurt so good.

KELSO'S EYES GROW HUGE AND HE RUNS OUT THE DOOR AFTER ERIC & HYDE.

Scene Six:

Foreman basement

Circle time

Kelso:(laughing) Fez REALLY did it this time.

Hyde:Fez was cheating on Jackie. Not it for telling her.

Eric:Not it for telling her. It is time to get Fez the stupid helmet.

Donna:It's amazing that Fez was cheating on Jackie while knocking up Jackie at the same time.

Eric, Hyde & Kelso:WHAT!

Donna:What! I didn't say anything. Who said anything about pregnant.

Eric:You did. You said Jackie was pregnant.

Hyde:Technically, you said knocking up Jackie. But yeah, you said it.

Kelso:Not it for telling anybody anything. Cause if you sit here long enough, you can find out anything and still not get kicked in the shins. And I know everything.

Donna:Dammit Eric, you're turning me into a dumbass. And instead of wearing my ass as a hat, I'll have to wear one picked out by a very angry, hormonal midget.

Scene Seven:

Foreman basement

1 hour after circle time

JACKIE ENTERS THE BASEMENT. NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING. JACKIE WALKS BY THE GROUP AND THEY JUST WATCH HER GO TO THE FREEZER. JACKIE WALKS BY HYDE, HE GETS UP AND OFFERS HIS CHAIR TO HER. SHE STARES AT HIM STRANGELY AND WALKS CLOSER TO THE COUCH. KELSO AND ERIC GET UP TO OFFER THEIR SEATS BUT END UP FIGHTING AND FALLING OVER THE BACK OF THE COUCH IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET AWAY FROM THE PREGNANT WOMAN. DONNA (SITTING IN THE FOLDING CHAIR) JUST PUTS HER HEAD IN HER HANDS.

Jackie:Oh My God. You all know. (Angrily) Donna, prepare to hit the mall.

Donna:Oh crap. I'm going to look like a hooker on acid. Eric this is all your fault.

Eric:What'd I do? Wait, you're going to dress up like a hooker? Could you do Princess Leia as a hooker?

JACKIE & DONNA GLARE AT ERIC AND LEAVE THE BASEMENT. FEZ COMES BACK DOWNSTAIRS WITH COOKIES AND SEES HE'S ALL ALONE WITH THE BOYS.

Fez:Eiiyye. (He turns to run, but the boys grab him and sit him down on the couch)

Hyde:Fez, You have to do what's right man. Step up. You can't leave this kid alone. It'll grow up loving disco. What am I saying, poor kid. It'll grow up loving disco.

Fez:Ummm, this is not that simple.

Eric:How can this not be simple? You guys live together; she's pregnant. Last time I checked, 1+1 equals 2. Boy + Girl equals Baby

Fez:(meekly) Try Boy – Girl + Boy + Boy equals Baby

Hyde:(confused) What?

Kelso:(really confused) Jackie's having triplets

Eric:(confused & scared) Oh don't tell me Donna's pregnant too

Fez:No. No one is pregnant. Not me, Not Donna. Well, except Jackie is pregnant.

Kelso:(relieved) Way to dodge a bullet Foreman (pats him on the back)

Hyde:(getting angry) What do you mean, not you?

Fez:I am not pregnant.

Eric:(frustrated) Well, that would be impossible Fez, but you're going to be a father.

Fez:That is what I have been trying to tell you sons of bitches. It is not my baby. Now Good Day to you.

Eric:Fez!

Fez:I said Good Day! (Fez storms out of the basement)

The boys sit in stunned silence.