A/N: Thank you so much for all of your kind words. Glad you're enjoying it. Much more to come.
Scene Fifteen
Foreman Basement; Hyde's room
Later that same evening
ROUND TWO IN THE BEDROOM; JACKIE IS LEANING UP AGAINST THE WALL; HYDE HAS HIS HEAD IN HER LAP
Hyde:I'm not wearing a tux
Jackie:why not
Hyde:It's too girly
Jackie:You wore one to the prom!
Hyde:(pauses….thinking carefully) but that was the prom (he fake cries on to her shoulder like Jackie did to get him to take her)
Jackie:(laughing) Steven…Steven….stop it, Fine. But at least wear a tie.
Hyde:Done.
Jackie:We have a lot to do
Hyde:yeah.
Jackie:The gang is going to flip.
Hyde:probably.
KELSO YELLS THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE BEDROOM
Kelso:Not really, we kinda figured it out together.
Eric:(squeaks) You lie! Donna & I figured it out. You were blaming the toilet seat at the concert
Donna:You both are dillholes!
HYDE & JACKIE LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND JACKIE ROLLS HER EYES. HYDE GETS OUT OF BED AND TURNS ON THE LIGHTS. THEN HE JERKS OPEN THE DOOR TO THE THREE FRIENDS WHO ALL HAVE A BEER IN THEIR HANDS, WHO STUMBLE INTO THE ROOM
Hyde:(to Donna) Just for clarification purposes, are you referring to us or them? (points to Eric & Kelso)
Donna:Does it matter?
Hyde:Not really.
Eric:(to Hyde) Do you realize that she's the devil and you got her pregnant on Halloween. Your child is going to be the antichrist!
Kelso:Cool. The antichrist with an afro.
HYDE FROGS KELSO & ERIC FOR THEIR COMMENTS. HE LOOKS AT DONNA. DONNA LOOKS AT HIM.
Donna:You don't hit girls
Hyde:No, but you'll wish I did. (he looks at Jackie) Do it Baby.
Jackie:Donna, you're going to be my Maid of Honor!
THEY HUG & JACKIE GOES OVER TO HYDE, WHO PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HER. SLOWLY THE REALIZATION OF WHAT SHE'S DONE STARTS TO WASH OVER DONNA'S FACE
Donna:Oh My God. What have I done?
Kelso:Bet you wish you could just get hit in the arm now, Big Red
Hyde:(sarcastically) Forman, you better watch yourself…could be a double ceremony
Jackie:No. No one is stealing my thunder on the most glorious day ever, when I become Mrs. Steven Hyde.
HYDE & JACKIE KISS AGAIN. EVERYONE ELSE YELLS, AWWWW
Hyde:Shut it!
Eric:(disgusted) I hate thunder.
Donna:And when would this day be?
JACKIE LOOKS AT HYDE, HYDE LOOKS AT JACKIE. SHE SMILES, HE SHRUGS.
Jackie:Well, we don't want to have them make an extra trip from Madison & Chicago.
Hyde:WB's in town
Jackie:(eyes growing larger) next week?
Hyde:(smiling) Christmas Day seems slow.
Jackie:(squealing) You won't forget our anniversary if it's Christmas!
Hyde:Don't bet on that.
THEY SMILE & KISS AGAIN
ERIC RUNS UPSTAIRS TO THE KITCHEN WHERE RED, KITTY & BOB ARE EATING CHRISTMAS COOKIES. THE GANG FOLLOWS UPSTAIRS
Eric:Mommy, Mommy, Mommy…ooh red sprinkles (grabs a cookie). Mom, Hyde's marrying Jackie on Christmas Day.
Kitty:That's…only…five...well, really four at this point… days away…..
Red:Pay up Bob. I win.
BOB PULLS OUT HIS WALLET AND GIVES RED $20 DOLLARS.
Jackie:You guys bet on the father of my baby?
Red:It wasn't that hard to figure out. Hajib's with Tinkerbell, Kelso's been in Chicago, Eric thinks you're the devil and since there's no one else left with you hopheads, I figured you were back to Steven.
JACKIE IS SHOCKED; STEVEN & THE OTHERS KIDS QUIETLY LAUGH
Bob:I hadn't figured on all that.
Red:(gets up from the table and goes over to Jackie) I'm sorry sweetheart if our bet upset you. Congratulations. (gives her a kiss on the forehead)
Jackie:(staring at Red) Give me the $20 and you're forgiven
RED SIGHS AND GIVES JACKIE THE $20
Red:(to Hyde) You're the perfect couple
RED GOES BACK TO HIS CHAIR AT THE TABLE
Kitty:Oh there's so much to do. Have to call Pastor Ron, get some flowers, get some mints, a photographer, Oh my God, I have to bake a wedding cake!
Hyde:Listen, we just want a simple ceremony, with our friends & family, you know, you guys, there. Nothing fancy.
Jackie:A little fancy. (Excitedly) Lots of glitter.
Eric:(aside to Donna) Better call Fenton now.
Hyde:(to Jackie) Nothing real fancy.
JACKIE POUTS & LOOKS AT HYDE
Hyde:Fine. A little fancy. (they kiss)
Red:Ceremony after the Packer game?
Hyde: Yeah.
Red:Count me in.
Hyde:That's fancy enough for me
Scene Sixteen
Foreman Kitchen
Red & Kitty are sitting at the table; everyone else has left the room
Red:(questioning) Kitty…
Kitty:(wistfully) Oh, Red. I know. They're all growing up so fast. And leaving us.
Red:Yeah. About that. Where are Steven & the Loud One going to live?
Kitty:They're getting married Red. She's already pregnant. They're downstairs right now, rearranging things.
Red:I was afraid you were going to say that. How did all of this happen? Two days ago, you and I were going to have a nice, quiet Christmas and now we have everyone staying here and a wedding…..
Kitty:(excitedly pounds on the table) Ooh. And a grandchild...
Red:And a grandchild. Kitty, this house only has three bedrooms
Kitty:(Calmly) That's all taken care of. Steven & Jackie are in his room in the basement. Laurie is in her old room. Eric is in his old room. Bob is in Fez' apartment and Michael will stay there too, since Fez is moving in with Fenton.
Red:(Smiling) Where's Donna sleeping?
Kitty:(Smile disappears from her face) That harlot! Get away from my baby!
KITTY RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM. RED CHUCKLES AND HAS ANOTHER COOKIE
Next Chapter: Midnight Cravings, the return of WB & Leo, Kelso gets a job and Red can't figure out how he got it. Plus more wedding goodness with J/H