Episode 2-2nd week-around 1:44 pm

Yugi: Hey Riku. (in the middle of a duel with Tea') Umm...did you notice anything different about the rooms? Dark Magician, attack her lifepoints directly!

Riku: What, besides the fact that all of them are filled with pics of me? Where did they get them all? (Sora walks in)

Sora: Hello, good-bye.

Riku: Sora, get back here.

Tea': Yugi, I think we should eave.

Yugi: Yeah, I think we should. (left) ( background: Sora: Not another talk!)
In the kitchen

Beauty: Who left their dirty dishes in the sink? Gaara!

Gaara: (walks in, pissed) Woman, can you shut up for 5 seconds, DAMN!

Beauty: Clean your dishes, now!

Gaara: Isn't it enough that I have to cook my own meals?

Beauty: You still have to clean up after yourself.

Gaara: I'm sick of this her. Sand-

Sakura: I'll get them! (runs in and turns the water on)

Beauty: Ok.

Gaara: You better. (left)

Beauty: What's his problem?

Sakura: Don't know, but he means well.

Beauty: Oh well. (opens the fridge) Hey, who took the last Pepsi?

Yugi: Oh no. (milennium puzzle starts to glow) Tea', he knows!

Tea': Knows what?

A flash of bright, gold light

Atem: Somebody sad Pepsi, didn't it? (jacked up Tea') Where is it hefer? I know you're hiding it! Wait! (sniffed the air) I smell it. (sniffs) It's...upstairs! (ran upstairs)

Tea': No! Not again! (ran after him)

Upstairs in the lounge

Kagome: (talking on the phone) Yeah he's so cute!... ...Even better than Hojo! His name's Riku and you won't believe he's single!... ... ...Yeah! (takes a sip of Pepsi) And I'm asking him o-

Atem: PEPSI!!! (tackles Kagome and takes her Pepsi)

Kagome: What the-Keiko, hold on-What are you doing, Yugi!

Atem: It's mine now, hefer! (chugs the whole can) Give me some more!

Kagome: I don't have-

Atem: (shaking her) Where-is-the-PEPSI!!!

Tea': Atem, stop! She doesn't have anymore!

Atem: YES-SHE-DO!

Kagome: Why-won't-he-stop?

Tea': Look Atem, Pepsi. (holds up a can)

Atem: (dropped Kagome) Where? (saw Tea' with the can and charged at her)

Tea': Stop or I'll drink it.

Atem: No! (begging like a dog) I'll be good. I'll be good.

Tea': Here. (tossed him the can)

Atem: YES!!! (popped the top and chugged)

Tea': Sorry 'bout that, Kagome. C'mon, Atem.

Atem: (spits the soda out) You nasty hefer! Thi ain't no damn Pepsi!

Tea': Caffeine free Pepsi.

Atem: No you didn't. You took the fun out of it, you damned, baka hefer-

Tea': Atem! (sighs) Just go. (both left)

Kagome: (sweat drop) Keiko, you still there?...Yeah. So, he's like, SO cute! Oooh, and I got a pic of him with his shirt off. I'll e-mail it to you.

In the living room-7:00 pm

Sakura: Where's Gaara?

Beauty: In the weight room with...Riku

AG: (sighed loveingly)

Riku: (walks in with Gaara) Tch, idiots. So, where's Kaiba?

Kaiba: Right here. (the T.V. clicked on) Hello again to you all. How was the first week?

Riku: Bull.

Yugi: Chaotic.

Gaara: ... ... ...

Sora: Fun, somewhat. (looked at Riku)

AG: It was FAN-tastic! (sighed loveingly

Kaiba: I suppose that you all can get along. That's good, because someone you all know shall be visiting all of you as a way of "comforting" you. I will be accompaining them, so be prepared. (T.V. clicked off)

Beauty: (t: Oh, I hope he doesn't bring Bobobo!)

Sakura: (t: Please, not Naruto!)

Sora: Hey Rku, I bet Axel's coming.

Riku: I hope not. (got up and left)

Yugi: (w) Who do you think would visit Gaara?

Kagome: (w) Don't know. (looked towards Gaara)

Gaara: (glared back at her, then followed Riku)

A the pool-7:04 pm

Riku: (wearing a hoodie on his head) Cool, no one's around. (started to take his pants off)

Gaara: What are you doing?

Riku: Aahhh! Don't sneak up on me like that! What do you want!

Gaara:... ... ... ...Nothing. (sat at the edge of the pool, letting his toes hang in the water)... ... ... ... ... ...How fast are you?

Riku: (in his swimming trunks) The fastest on my island. (started to swim laps)

Gaara: (watched him for a while) Remember when...you beat me?

Riku: What, in that training session? Yeah.

Gaara: How, do you focus your chakra?

Riku: My what?

Gaara: When...you shot me with that blast. It was stronger than my sand shield. How do you do that?

Riku: Can't tell ya. (started swimming again)

Gaara: (watched him again) Well...can you... ... ...

Riku: Can I what?

Gaara:... ... ... ... ...Train me. (looked embarrassed)

Riku: Tch...I don't know. What will I get in exchange?

Gaara: What do you want?

Riku: Tch, I don't know. (climbs out the pool) Why do you want me to train you?

Gaara: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...To kill Yugi.

Riku: Riku: What! Why?

Gaara: He is a potential threat-

Riku: Unless you provoke him. What does it take to get that through your thick skull of yours? He's a nice guy!

Tea': Girls! Riku's in the pool!

AG: RIKU! (ran outside in swimming apparatus)

Riku: Oh crap! (ran in the house and locked the door)

Sakura: The front door! (ran around the front)

Gaara: Beauty.

Beauty: What? (stopped)

Gaara: Look up.

Beauty: Why? (looked up)

Gaara: SAND COFFIN! (enclosed Beauty in a cradle of sand and crushed her, splattering her innards and gushing her blood all over)

In the living room

Yugi: What was that?

Sora: Don't know, what do you think it was?

Riku: Leave me alone! (running upstairs)

AG: Oh Riku, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! Hey Riku! Hey Riku! (chasing after him)

Yugi: Oooookay. Your move, Sora.

Sora: Right. I place 3 cards facedown and I play, "Nightmare Steelcage"!

The next day-2:07 pm

Knock at door

Sakura: I'll get it.

When she opened the door, she got ambushed by Naruto and Bobobo.

Naruto: Sakura!

Bobobo: Beauty! Hey, you're not Beauty! Where's Beauty?
Riku: WHo?

Kaiba: You mean to tell me that you lived with her for two weeks and you don't know who Beauty is? (w: Who's Beauty?)

Bobobo: Where's my Beauty?

Gaara: not on your face.

Kaiba: Anyway, here's the suprise. Meet Naruto, InuYasha, Axel, Serenity, Bobobo, Kairi: Orochimaru, and Wheeler. Well, commence with the communion.

Bobobo: Where's Beauty? Don't make me get Don Patch!

Kagome: Gaara saw her last.

All eyes on Gaara

Bobobo: Where's Beauty?

Gaara: Dead.

All: DEAD?!?

Yugi: How did she die?

Gaara: I killed her.

Bobobo: Why? (threw a tantrum) Beauty! I want my Beauty! Waaaaaah!

Axel: Ha ha, commit THAT to memory!

Sora, Kairi,&Riku: Shut up!

Axel: Got it mem-

Riku: Don't make me hurt you.

Naruto: Where do you keep the ramen?

Sakura: Naruto! Didn't you just hear that Gaara just killed Beauty?

Naruto: And? I'm starving!

InuYasha: Yeah, I'm hungry, too! (both ran into the kitchen)

Bobobo: Beauty's body! Where is it?

Gaara: What body?

Bobobo: Waaaaaaah!

Riku: Oh, I know where her body is.

Serenity: Where is she?

Riku took everyone outside to the pool to see the bloody remains of Beauty.

Riku: I saw it earlier, but I ain't cleaning that up.

Bobobo: That ain't Beauty; that's ketchup and bubble gum.

Joey: Nyah, that's her brains, blood, and intestines.

Bobobo: BEAUTY! (threw another tantrum) Waaaaaaah!

Kaiba: I oughtta kick you out for this!

Orochimaru: Nice job, love the slatter effect.

Axel: Damn. Got it memorized-OW! (just got hit with a well placed dictionary, curtisy of Sora)

Naruto: (in the kitchen) Hey InuYasha! I found the ramen and some Pepsi!

Yugi: Oh no, not again! (the millennium puzzle glowed)

InuYasha: Alright! (ran in and grabbed a can)

Atem: How dare you let this mutt even LOOK at Pepsi! Give it here!

InuYasha: No way! It's mine! (raised the can to his mouth)

Atem: (raised his hand to InuYasha's face) I'm warning you.

InuYasha: And what are you gonna do about it, shorty? (prepares to drink it)

Atem: MIND-

Kagome: InuYasha, SIT!

InuYasha: Aahhh! (fell face first, spilling the Pepsi on the floor)

Atem: NOOOOO! (dropped to the floor and picked up the empty Pepsi can) Precious, precious, PEPSI! (started to mourn for the drink)

Axel: It's just a drink.

Atem: (looked at Axel with death in his eyes) Just...a DRINK! I'll SHOW you just a DRINK!

Joey: Uhh...Rich Boy, don't you think we should leave?

Kaiba: You're right, for once. Clear out if you don't want to die!

Naruto: But my ramen-

All: GO!

The second enstallment enstills fear. The death of Beauty is less important to the Pharaoh, for Pepsi reings supreme. Dude.

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