Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!

The beach.

"Ah, the home of swimsuit photoshoots... if you need help understanding what to do, I would be happy to teach you a thing or two." Mirajane stated to Erza with a smile on her face. She looked, and she saw that there was a small construction crew that were working on building a wrecked ship and a unwrecked ship sets.

Erza just looked away in a moment of irritation.

She knew how to wear a swimsuit!

"What are you two doing here... aren't you suppose to be in Magnolia?" Carla asked with a raised brow, wearing a hard hat over her cat head. She wasn't only one who was wearing it, Wendy next to her was wearing one as well.

"Naruto said he was going to meet up with us, so it just made sense for us to show up." Erza stated as he showed off her favorite bikini.

"... Wait... so... the photoshoot wasn't scheduled today?" Mirajane looked between Wendy and Erza, since Erza had been the one who told her they would be getting their pictures taken today.

Erza looked up with a smug smile.

"Of course-"

"Your photoshoots were scheduled for... next week." Carla knew the sets wouldn't be done, and the costumes wouldn't be done either, until then. "... Master still needs to capture and train a rare breed of octupus apparently." Carla had memorized the list of things that Naruto said he was going to handle before the photoshoot.

"Octopus... I thought it was a squid?" Wendy asked.

"Octopus, it was octopus."

-With Naruto-

"The fuck is up with the sky?" Naruto asked as he looked at sky.

That was damn creepy.

Naruto covered his feet in a layer of his magic, before he started to float up towards the sky. He looked with god slaying eyes, and he could see magic getting sucked up into the sky. He just raised an eyebrow when he noticed that the city itself was being turned into a giant chunk of magic.

He was immune to magic, so whatever this portal was... just had no effect on him.

"... Yeah... no..." Naruto breathed out, before he got right in front of the portal itself. He started to suck up the portal itself, and all of the magic on the other side of it. Naruto kept sucking up the magic through the portal, and the city of Magnolia stopped getting turned into raw magic. Naruto kept the process of sucking up the magic from the portal.

A cat.

A cat fell through the portal, but it wasn't the only cat that slipped through the portal. It started to RAIN actual cats like Carla, who seemed surprised to be sucked through the portal. Naruto raised an eyebrow, but he kept sucking out all of the magic that he could. As long as there was magic powerful whatever was causing the portal, Magnolia wouldn't be safe from the portal.

It was literally raining cats.

Naruto kept sucking magic out of the portal, until the portal itself started to shrink in size. Until it was the size of a small horse drawn carraige, and once it got that small a woman popped out. She came flying at Naruto at HIGH speeds, and her forehead slammed into his at that speed. He grabbed her by the back of the shirt, the girl was knocked out cold from the forehead tap. Hitting his forehead at high speeds was a one way ticket to either the hospital or the morgue after all.

She was breathing, so she wasn't dead... and the way she was knocked out seemed like she wouldn't even need a hospital visit.

The portal completely closed.

"Hey... girl... hey... lady... wake up." Naruto started to shake her, but he got no response from her. He floated back down to ground level, being very sure not to drop the white haired girl. "... Ah... this is the... isn't this chick suppose to be a corpse?" Naruto tossed the girl up higher and grabbed her by her armpits.

White hair, Fairy Tail guild symbol on her left leg.

Naruto checked her eye color, and it was blue.

This was the deceased Lisanna Strauss, alive and well.

"Ah... I... better not let Mirajane meet this girl. I might have accidentally stolen this girl from her home dimension." Naruto didn't want to horrify Mirajane by showing her a alternate universe copy of her sister, when her sister was suppose to be dead. It would be extremely messed up of him to roll out a girl that wasn't her actual sister, as if it were her sister.

It might really mess with the woman's head if she saw a girl who looked JUST like her sister, but was from an alternate universe and thus wasn't her actual sister.

...

"Wake up!"

"I'm awake now... uh... where am I?" Lisanna asked when her feet touched the ground, and she looked around. "... Is this...?"

"... This is Magnolia... home to Fair-"

"I'm home! THANK YOU!" Lisanna hugged him, wrapping her arms around him in the happiest hug of her life. The bruise on her forehead was growing a small lump at this point, but she seemed super excited.

Was his theory wrong?

Lisanna kissed his cheek, before she started to run off towards the Fairy Tail guild.

"... Mirajane and Erza weren't there for some reason... wait... if SHE is from Magnolia, and says she is back home... what?" Naruto was SO confused about what was going on. He was sure that he was missing a lot of context clues about what was happening. All he knew was that she popped out of that portal when he sucked out all of the magic from the other side of the portal.

There were cats flying all around the skies of Magnolia for some reason... and now Lisanna, who was suppose to be dead... was back home as if she wasn't dead, but had just been assumed dead. He scratched his head, since that would make a little sense.

"But... she is suppose... I'm just going to go home... I'm not going to think about this. I've already visited the Magnolia location, and neither Erza or Mirajane were at Fairy Tail." Naruto had no more business in Magnolia to take care of, and now he was confused to add onto it.

-At the Beach-

"Erza... if Naruto was going to meet up with us in Magnolia, then us coming... why did you tell me we were doing the..." Mirajane rubbed the bridge of her nose. She was more than a little frustrated about how unprofessional Erza was, trying to get the photoshoot before it was actually scheduled.

She cleansed for this, she had already expected to be doing anal during the photoshoot, so she had gone an enema before she arrived at the beach. Now she had done that for nothing, because she just believed Erza when she said that would be doing their pictures today. She had worked up a LOT of courage, because this would be her first time taking it up the ass on camera.

The only time she had ever taken it in the ass before, was when she was playing with herself.

"I mean... we can't do the shoot without Naruto?" Erza asked Wendy in confusion.

Wendy laughed nervously.

'Because... you are a horrible actor, so Master himself needs to be the one who is with you, otherwise you don't take good pictures.' Wendy didn't have the heart to say that out loud. She was sure that Mirajane was very good at acting, so she would be able to put on good faces and expressions for the shoot with or without Naruto as a partner.

Erza was not that skilled.

She was a horrible actor, and both her expressions and body language when she was getting her photo taken when acting out the scenes were stiff. Without Naruto to play off of her weakness, her hot body went to complete waste.

"Well... you see, Master is the one who knows how to apply the right color of... to your... you know."

"I'm pretty sure that I can put lipstick on my butt."

"Actually, getting the perfect color and balance is extremely important. It needs to be the perfect shade to match your skin type, and you can't screw it up or it looks unnatural. While you can bleach by yourself, doing anal coloring takes a second person." Mirajane deadpanned, since she knew some models who would have people do the same for them. She did her own bleaching, since she preferred to handle that herself. "You see, photoshoots for female beauty are suppose to enhance our bodies to their ideal."

"Huh?" Erza and Wendy asked.

"Well... the readers are male, so if we try to appeal to the audience with what we feel is hot, it might be hit or miss. A male perspective is really needed... when I do photoshoots, I try not to think 'Am I sexy' and instead think 'would my boyfriend love to see this' and I find myself going a different path with a photoshoot... you want to form a relationship with your readers using just the poses of your body, so you want to portray an image." Mirajane explained how modeling worked with the magazines that she had modelled for previously.

"Huh?" Erza asked.

Wendy got it.

"I see... no wonder Master offered you so much! You really are a professional... do you have any tips for me, so I can take better pictures?" Wendy walked forward with some excitement.

Mirajane put a finger to her lip.

"... Well... I actually don't, I don't do the photography aspect. I'm sure that if Naruto picked you as his camera girl, he had a reason... you should trust your gut... or ask somebody with more experience than me on that matter." Mirajane didn't want to lead the girl astray with bad advice, since didn't know how to teach the skills she wanted. Wendy looked dejected.

"Wendy, you are in charge here... models, please leave. You shouldn't see the sets before they are finished, so I..." Carla stopped for a moment, before she looked in the distance.

She felt something.

What just happened?

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