The Surreal Life-Episode 3-Confession room, 4:15 pm-3rd week

Sora: This place is crazy! If one more girl comes up to Riku, I'mma kick all their asses! Riku's mine, you hear me, MINE! (w: Oh crap, I'm yelling this out loud!) Riku, why don't you love me? Leave these skank ho's alone and commit to your fate! We were meant to be! Man, that felt good. (leaving) No wonder Kaiba put this in here.

In the living room

Sora: (walking in) What's up?

Everyone stared at Sora, Riku looked with the utmost fury.

Sora: Is there something on my face?

Sakura: Sora, you just came out of the Coffession room, didn't you?

Sora: Yeah, and?

Tea': You know not to trust Kaiba, right?

Sora: Why?

Riku: Give me 200 dollars, now.

Sora: Huh? What did I do?

Kagome: What you said was broadcast all throughtout the house.

Sora: What? No way, how? I thought-

Tea': Sora, what do you mean by skank hos?

Riku: And that it's my fate to love you.

Sakura: AND the fact that if another girl hits on you, you'll kick all our butts?

Atem: Doesn't anyone care about the tradegy that happened last week?
Sora: Beauty's death?

Atem: Not the hefer! The death of a poor, innocent, pure-hearted can of Pepsi! hugged a mini-coffin that says: R.I.P Pepsi "We will never forget you" (2006-2006)

Gaara: It's just a soda.

Everyone left except Gaara, Atem, and Riku.

Aem: How DARE you mock the serenity of Pepsi! I've put up with you for long enough!
Gaara: Prepare to die. San-

Riku: No! Don't do it-

Atem: MIND CRUSH! (Atem shot but missed, hitting Riku and crushing his mind. (F.Y.I: Riku pushed Gaara out of the way just in time) Damn. Look at what you made me do. Well, when you see him, tell him I'll bring him back in a couple of minutes.

Gaara: (looked at Riku's motionless body, then back at Atem, terrified of what he might do) You...you wouldn't dare!

Atem: I would. Mi-

Tea': Atem, I got some Pepsi!

Atem: Where?! (ran after her)

Gaara: (w) Now's my chance.

Atem: (raised his hand) Try it and see.

Tea': Please Gaara, leave him alone!

Gaara: (glared)... ... ...You will die. (left)

Sakura,Sora,and Kagome: What did you do to Riku? How-

Atem: (looked at them with Look No.34-Try me.)

Sa,SoandK: Nevermind.

Sora: Just, bring him back, please, Mr. Atem, sir.

Atem: (while drinking the Pepsi)...Fine. (snapped his fingers)

AG&Sora: Riku! (ran to him)

Riku: (sitting up, rubbing his head) Ow. Dang, I told him not to provoke him. Where's Gaara?

Kagome: Don't know. Why?

Riku: I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. (walked upstairs)

Tea': Sora-

Sora: You can't 'cause he's MINE!

Sakura: That's it! (all of the girls jumped Sora)

Sora: Aahhh! Hey no-wait! Stop! I'm sorry-OWWWWW! That hurts! STOP!

In the weight room

Gaara is sitting on one of the benches, relieving the moment where he almost died when Riku walked in.

Riku: You. I told you not to provoke him. What did I tell you...

Gaara:... ... ... ... ...

Riku: Don't you have anything to say?

Gaara:... ... ... ...

Riku: Tch. Well, I've got something to say, you little basta-

Gaara: Why did you save me?

Riku:...? Hmph. 1. Because you're an idiot, and 2. I knew he'd bring me back if he hit me.

Gaara:.. ... ... ... ... ...It's just a soda-

Riku: Not to him. Right now I expect he's giving it a funeral.

Gaara:... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...Did it... ... ...hurt?

Riku: What you think? He crushed my mind. It doesn't take a genius to figure it out.

Gaara: ... ... ... ... ...Is it a way to stop it?

Riku: Unless you can teleport, there's no other way to dodge it. As soon as he says "Crush" it's activated. The power goes straight through any kind of armor whatsoever, searches out your brain, dissevers your nerve endings and delets your mind.

Gaara: You know a lot about it.

Riku: I got hit by it before. And no amout of traning can get around it, unless you have a Millennium item.

Gaara: Really? And where can I find an item?

Riku: (sighed, then started doing chin-up bar) If you must know, Atem has 5 out of 7, and the other two are owned by two guys that WILL kill you in an instant.

Gaara: He's really going to kill me-

Riku: No he won't. I know he gets a...little crazy, but he's a nice guy...20. (drops down)

Gaara:... ... ... ...Really?

Riku: You know what your problem is? You think everyone's out to get you. You're a loner. No self-confidence. You're nothing but a heartless.

Gaara: A what?

Riku: I can see it now. Searching, killing, blood-thirsty, only happy when you die.

Gaara: You don't know what my life was like.

Riku: I was tainted with darkness, been controlled by a heartless, destroyed my home, and almost destroyed everything by opening the door to the darkness, which, mind you, I spent almost a year in. There's no way your life is worse than mine. (took off his shirt and started to benchpress 350lb.)

Gaara:... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... It just a soda. (walked out) (w) But I'm glad you were the one who saved me...Riku...)

That night-11:30 pm-the porch swing

Riku: (sitting next to Kagome on the porch-swing) Kagome, you're OK. So far, I like you the most.

Kagome: (blushing) Really?

Riku: Yeah, I mean, you're smart, funny, and can think for yourself. Tonight was really fun.

Kagome: (giggling) Yeah, especially when those birds chased after you.

Riku: That was not cool. I'm just glad that they didn't decide to let loose on me.

Kagome: Yeah, that wouldn't have messed up.

Riku: Yeah, well...(stared up at the stars)...Kagome?

Kagome: (smiling) Huh?

Riku: I want you to be my girlfriend, if you want to.

Kagome: I'd love too. (blushing) I...didn't know if you liked me enough.

Riku: Of course I do. (smiled, then kissed her, tounge and all)

In the bushes

Sora: (looking at Riku kiss Kagome through some binoculars) No the HELL she didn't! How dare her! He's MINE! But I don't wanna get hurt again. (rubbing his black eye) I'm already missing two teeth. Man, this ais a load of CRAP!

On the porch swing

Kagome: (breaking the kiss) Did you hear something?

Riku: No, but do you think Yugi would mind if we went into his room?

Kagome: Not at all. (giggled)

Riku: (kissed her, then got up, holding her hand) I'm gonna rock your world. (went into the room)

In the bushes

Sora: (getting up) Oh no! I can't let this happen! I've gotta do something! (running upstairs)

In Room 4

Both Riku and Kagome are in the bed, in another long french kiss.

Riku: (breaking the kiss, then kisses her along her neck) How's...about...you take...your shirt...off for me. (statred rubbing her leg)

Kagome: Ok, but you take your's off first.

Riku: As you wish. (of course, took off her shirt)

Kagome: Oh Riku, how do you get yor abs so perfect? (laying on top of him, encircling his belly button with her finger)

Riku: I don't know, you tell me. (eyeing her every move, feeling his erection coming)

Ouside Room 4's door

Sora: (pacing across the hall) What can I do? (heard Kagome's gigling from inside the room) Oh no, he's probably showing her his flawless, rock-hard abs! Aarrgh! What can I do? That's it! (pulls out keyblade and singes the arpet with a fire spell, causing smoke.

Inside Room 4

Riku: (rubbing her back) Now it's your turn.

Kagome: Ok. (took off her shirt and started to un-hook her bra)

Riku: Heh heh heh. (gave her one of those malicious smirks, trying to contain his hardend manhood, which is straining to escape his pants and enter the inner sanctions of Kagome)

Kagome: (on the last hook but stopped) Do you smell smoke?

Riku: (t: Oh come on!) No, keep going.

Sora: (outside the room) FIRE! IT'S A FIRE!

Kagome: Oh my god! (climbing out of the bed and pulling on a bathrobe) Come on, Riku!

Riku: (getting out of bed, thinking: I'mma kick your ass, Sora!) I bet it's a load of bull. (pulled on his shirt)

Everyone gathers outside with Sora coming out last.

Sora: Don't worry, I took care of it. It seemed to start by Room 4's door.

Yugi: My room? Was there anyone in there?

Riku: (t: Ooooh, I'mma kick your ass, Sora!) (w: Kagome, aren't we gonna finsh up?)

Kagome: Sorry, Riku. This fire business has ruined the moment. (left) Maybe next time.

Sakura: (w) I bet I know what those two were diong.

Tea': Lucky girl! Well, maybe not so lucky. (left)

Everyone left except Sora and Riku.

Riku: (in a deadly vioce) Sora...

Sora: Riku...I know what you're thinking, you don't need her! I'm the one who loves you! She justs wants to get into your pants! Well, I do too, but-(saw Riku) Bye! (ran off)

Riku: SOOOOOORA!! Get back HERE! (chasing after him, keyblade in hand)

And that's the third episode. The horror starts in the fourth and final chapter of "The Surreal Life".

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