Sorry for having you all wait such a long time for a second chapter. Lots of things happened. College, family, friends… I'll spare you the explanation so you can get to the story. Here you go!

I do not own dothack. The rights are property of Bandai and any other respective owners.

Fic #2: Wtf are Prinnies?

A couple days passed by in the real world, and Blackrose and Terajima Ryoko were allowed back on, much to what Kite was hoping for. Still, it was weird that items like that appeared in the first place. There was a small gathering of the dothackers in order to discuss this.

Sanjuro: So, Blackrose's and Ryoko's characters did things right out of a yuri?...(drooling grin appears on his face)

Piros, Marlo, Wiseman, and Orca all got the same look on their faces, while Ryoko and Natsume was just blushing immensely, and Gardenia had a sour look on her face.

Blackrose: God, we have a bunch of perverts for friends.

Marlo: I take offense to that! We're healthy males!

Kite: To get back on topic, I think we should try to find out who did such a thing. It may have been just a random occurrence by a hacker looking for fun, but if Twilight taught us anything, it's to never judge by first look when dealing with matters in the World.

Wiseman: Good thinking. Cover our butts just in case this is a real emergency, right?

Kite: Well, yeah…

Piros jumps up suddenly, scaring those around him.

Piros: VERRILY! Then I say we begin the search right now! Come, He of Fair Eyes, and let us find this fiend!

Gardenia bonks him on the head with the end of her spear.

Gardenia: Knock it off. The "noble knight" routine is getting old. And it's grating on my nerves, which you do not want happening.

Piros: Very well then, my lady. I shall go off in-

Gardenia: ENOUGH!

All: O.o…..

Piros: …fine. I'll stop. You happy?

Gardenia: Thank you. (slight grin)

All: O.O……….

Marlo: Did Hell just freeze over…twice?

Orca: I counted three times, if you include Gardenia's outburst.

In another area…

Lios: So, I am figuring that a special event for the high-level players is long overdue. Just as well, we have a higher number of said players, which should increase the amount of participation significantly.

Random administrator #1: Hmmm…sounds good. Any ideas as to what the event should be?

Random administrator #2: A JUICE BAR!

Everyone: ………………

Lios: You've given that suggestion since you first became an administrator, and every time we've all shot it down. Give it up.

R. a. #3: Ban #2 for his idiocy!

Everyone else except Lios: BAN HIM!

Lios: Shut up. I've already determined what the event is going to be anyway. A high level area with new monsters and new items.

R. a. #1: …again? That's boring.

R. a. #4: You tyrant! You cannot decide for us, this is a consensus! DEATH TO THE PROLETARIAT! LET THE PEOPLE UNITE AGAINST THE CAPITALIST REGIME OF DESTRUCTION!

Lios: You're fired!

R. a. #4 gets a "baka" sign stamped on his head, disappears in a poof of smoke, and is banned from ever interacting with the game.

Lios: His pink slip should come to his e-mail in ten seconds. Does anybody have any ideas what kind of monsters and items we should put in?

R. a. #2: PRINNIES!

R. a. #15: Awesome idea!

R. a. #65: What the hell's a Prinny?

R. a. #38: They're from a game called Disgaea: Hour of Darkness. They are disembodied tortured souls that appear as stitched-together penguins.

Lios: ……..Frickin' genius. Who owns the copyright?

R. a #38: Nippon Ichi.

Lios: …shit. We're gonna have to buy the rights from them, then.

R. a. #23: They're still around?

Lios: Yep, and still going strong. Although they don't make video games anymore, due to Pluto's Kiss. Any other ideas for monsters or items?

All: BONTA-KUUUUUN! (give the devil-horns with their hands)

Lios: sighs Fine. We'll put Bonta-kun as a boss then.

All: YEEEEAAAAAhhhh! (they all pull out doobies)

Lios: What the hell did I say about smoking in here!

R. a. #3: Relax, it's just a mod.

Later that month…

Mistral: Alright! NEWITEMSNEWITEMSNEWITEMSNEWITEMS! (foams at the mouth)

Kite: Uhhh…how's your daughter doing?

Mistral: She's great! Cute as a bug! NEWITEMSNEWITEMSNEWITEMS!

Elk: I can't wait to see what's available in this new area. Maybe they have some Aromatic Grass for Mia.

Natsume: …besides using it to restore data to Mia, what other uses does it have?

Elk: …eheheheheheheh.

Orca: Okay. So we're splitting into two teams of three. Kite, me, and Mistral, and Natsume, Elk, and…where's Blackrose?

Blackrose: Over heeerrreeeee!

They witness Blackrose being surrounded by hordes of other female Heavy Blades.

Orca: Geez. She has one hell of a fan-club.

Mistral: NEWITEMSNEWITEMSNEWITEMS.

The signal for the event flashes, and everyone rushes to the Gate. On the other side, all the players see the field as an underworld motif. Kite, Orca, and Mistral head off in one direction and Elk, Blackrose, and Natsume head off in another.

Mistral: (finds a treasure chest) MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (opens it) Awesome! New item! It's a….blush

Kite and Orca come over to see what it is and get small nosebleeds.

Kite: It's…a cosplay outfit of Morrigan from Darkstalkers.

Orca: What did they have to pay in order to have this here?

Mistral: Doesn't matter. IZMINE!

Kite: I'll trade you an item I just found called "Hell Pendant".

Mistral: ………..pooo. Alright.

(trade completed)

Kite: (in his head) Now to convince Blackrose to put this on. (drools)

: Doooood.

Orca: Huh? What the hell is that?

They all turn to see three stitched together penguins looking at them.

Prinny #1: We're Prinnies, dood.

Prinny #3: You wanna help us find some food, dood?

Kite, Orca, and Mistral: (sweatdrop)

Orca: Are you NPC's?

Prinny #2: What's that, dood?

Mistral: I've got a red cursor around them, so they must be monsters.

Kite: ..I'll give it a quick strike, then.

Orca: Careful. This is a high level area, after all. We don't know how strong these things are.

Kite pokes Prinny #1 in the stomach with the point of his dagger, resulting in it exploding, which causes a chain reaction and blows the other two apart, nearly killing Kite.

Orca: HOLY SHIT! Kite, you alright!

Kite: I'm down to three points of health, but besides that, sure.

Just then, two more prinnies poked their heads out of a nearby bush. Then three more behind a rock. Then another twelve behind that rock. Then twenty-eight more appear from behind a stone arch. Pretty soon, there were over 200 Prinnies surrounding them, with death glares in their eyes.

Kite: ………………..oh shit……

Mistral: RUN AWAY!

Orca: To where!

Mistral: WE'RE DEAD! DEAD!

About ten Prinnies throw themselves at Kite and his party, killing Kite and nearly killing the other two. Mistral manages to revive Kite, but then another Prinny kills her, when she's revived by Orca, who is killed and revived by Mistral again, and this sort of thing went on for the next eleven minutes, leaving Kite, Orca, and Mistral barely surviving.

Kite: Oh, god. Now I know why this is such a high level…

Orca: These things are kamikazes. Two hits and you're practically dead.

Natsume: Hey guyyyyysss!

They see Blackrose, Natsume, and Elk coming over to see how they're doing.

Blackrose: ..Wow. You guys look like hell.

Kite: Prinnies.

Blackrose: Wtf is a Prinny?

Mistral: EXPLODING PENGUINS!

Natsume: Penguins? Oh, we just gave them some of our potions, and they gave us rocket launchers in return.

Kite, Mistral, and Orca: O.O Rocket launchers? IN THE WORLD!

Elk: Then they said to watch out for a giant teddy bear wearing a bowler hat and tie with an assault rifle. (smokes a bit of Aromatic grass)

Kite: Huh?

: Fumoffu!

They all turn around to see a giant teddy bear wearing a bowler hat and tie with an assault rifle, just like Elk said. The teddy bear aims at Kite, fires, and kills him in one hit.

Orca: CRAP! Run! (he gets offed)

Natsume: I've got this one! (fires her rocket launcher at Bonta-kun, killing it) Yay! I did it! I finally did it Kite-sama! Eh?

Kite's ghost was crying bloody tears, which seems impossible. Meanwhile, Blackrose looted through Kite's corpse and found the Morrigan costume.

Blackrose: (thinking to herself) …I should put this one for Kite. (huge grin)

XD At this point, you're either laughing or you're shaking your head. If you're doing neither, then I've failed in my job. Now with this out of the way, I'm free to put up a Kingdom Hearts 2 outtakes one-shot! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Be sure to review. Until next time, happy reading/writing!