Damn! I sended 3 hours doing my thick but short hair its at shoulder lenght. And my dad is being a jackass! so, that means no money for my mother or me ,this is some shit. Abuse man!
I don't own Naruto ... but I brought Neji off e-bay.
chapter summary: Sasuke teased Naruto . .
Naruto is my Bitch!
Everybody was sitting in a OVER crowned room. The adults started at the young VERY sleepy teens.
"Sasuke" asked Tsunade
"here"
"Sakura"
"here"
"Ino"
"I'm here"
"Shikamaru"
"how troublesome"
"Chouji"
"munch-munch,oh! here!"
"Temari"
"here"
"Gaara"
"yawn"(didn't get no sleep after have sex again)
"Kiba and Akamaru"
"here"
"woof"
"Shino"
"here"
" Lee "
"yawn"(he went to the club)
"Tenten"
"yawn"( she sewed Neji)
"Neji"
"zzzzzzz"(sleepy"
"Naruto"
"he's asleep in my bed" said Sasuke
"very funny Sasuke" said Tsunade
"Hinata"
"zzzzzzzzz"
"WHY IS EVERY SO DAMN SLEEPY"screamed Tsunade
Then sleepy eyed Naruto walked into the room. He yawn and sit down and fell a sleep.
"..."
"OK! EVERYBODY STAND YOUR LAZY ASSES UP AND LISTEN!"
This woke everybody up.
"WHAT!"they said grumpy
"what time you guys went to bed ,I did say today is very important"
Gaara: 1:35a.m
Naruto:7:40a.m
Sasuke:3:47a.m
Neji and Tenten:4:44a.m
Rock lee:2:15a.m
Ino:1:09am
Sakura:1:30am
Shikamaru:12:01am
Chouji:11:59pm
Kiba: 5:30am
Shino: 4:15am
Temari:11:38pm
Kankuro:6:01am
"Damn!"
Everybody yawned
"I want you to tell what you think of certain people in the room"
"you mean want we think of our friends" said Shikamura
"Thats easy, Shikamaru is my friend,Ino is hot,so is Temari is mean, Naruto is loud,Sasuke and Neji are jackasses,Kankuro is stupid,Gaara is scary said Chouji(the only one that's a wake)
"Very good Chouji,now Shino " said Tsunade
"Kiba smells bad ,he needs a bath and flea and tick protection"
"Ino"
"Sakura is a bill-board and Shikamaru is my lazy ass-boyfriend and Chouji is his fatass friend."
"Neji"
"zzzzzzzzz"
"NEJI"
"Oh..Sasuke is a bisexaul and Lee is a drug dealer"
" ...Tenten"
"Neji is my baby and Gaara is scary"
"Lee"
"I AM NOT A DRUG DEALER"
"Gaara"
"Asami is my girl"
"Temari"
"Iam Preganet"
Everybody gasped.
"Is this true "
"yup! 7 months"
"So that's why you been act like a Bitch? said Kankuro
"ggggggrrr"
"hey, Naruto is that why you been so fat" said Sasuke
"WHAT!" shouted Naruto
Sasuke rubbed Naruto on the stomach.
"So,when is your baby due and Iam the father?"
"Did you guys know Sasuke is a rapeist, rapes men?"
All the boys move the opposite of the room. But Neji stay on Sasuke's because he wasn't scared.
"Sakura" said Tsunade
"Sasuke is sexy"
"Naruto"
"Hinata is my women"
Hinata blushed.
"Sasuke"
"Sakura is my baby and Naruto is my baby's momma"
"You jackass Iam NOT A GIRL"
"but Gaara and you can bear children because of your demons"
"So what" said a VERY angry Naruto
"well If I sew you,Sakura and Gaara will bring back the Uchiha clan but Sakura will always be my favorite"
"Hell no"shouts Gaara and Naruto
"hell yeah" shouts Sakura
"Hinata' said Tsunade
"I love Naruto-kun"
"Kiba"
"akamaru is cool"
"KanKuro'
"Iam a pimp"
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