Life at the Kame House Pt. 2
Author: PrincessChiChi
Disclaimer: I do not own dragonball, dragonball z or gt in any way nor it's characters. But this is my fanfic, so don't be cheap and steal it!
Summary: My second part of Life at the Kame House, not the best, but I'd say pretty fair/good. Anyway it's the second day and ChiChi has been caught up in a pretty surprising conversation involving her family! Hmm…
Note: Thanks for all the awesome reviews guys! I'm so happy you guys like it, I sure hope you continue to read it as I update more chapters, sorry it took so long! Please give me suggestions and hopefully more good reviews! I enjoy writing this fic. Still dedicated to Princess Mimi Peacecraft, and I can't wait to see you tommorrow!!
Genre: Humor/General
Rating: PG
Ah! I woke up early next morning with a smile on my face with my eyes closed, I heard the birds chirp and I drenched the sound of the trees in the forest blow. I remembered the oddest dream I had the following night, Goku had gotten extremely ill and there were these androids coming to get him and we quickly had to rush him to the Kame House so that he could get well and I had to spend one horrible day with an old flirt and some ill-mannered men (a.k.a. Goku's friends) who kept hitting on me beyond belief! I laughed to myself, my eyes still closed, the way I punched them felt so real!
Anyway as I said I was in an excellent mood, I felt so good that I sat up and stretched and my eyes flew wide open. My heart stopped, I looked around for a while, rubbed my eyes at least ten times but whatever I did couldn't escape me from the horrid reality in which I hoped was only a dream. "Ah!" I screamed with all my soul. It was about for ten minutes straight when everyone rushed in.
"Mom what's wrong!" Gohan asked wiping sleep away from his eyes.
"…." I said, er, didn't say.
"ChiChi do you need some comforting, you know, like an arm around your pale, thin, soft, scenting, beautiful, angelic sh…shoulder," Yamacha offered slipping his arm around my shoulder. My stimulus responded in less then point five of a second. Gripping on to Yamacha's arm I flipped him over on his back onto the hard wood floor.
I felt my eyes full of fire, I warned the heap, "Don't touch me, or next time you won't even get the chance to fight Cell!"
"Wow," he gasped like an old man, "She looks so pretty with that hair curving around her shoulders and the way that loose night shirt dangles, it doesn't look like the normal ChiChi at all!"
I gasped and hopped back into the bed being reminded of my…um 'dress code.' "Don't make me-" I began to say but stopped realizing Gohan was in the room. I wouldn't want to give MY son a bad example like these half-the-brain-of-a-fly guys were doing. "I'm going to take a cold shower, hop back in bed, wake up and pretend I'm in my own house and see Gohan STUDYING!!!" I screeched walking out the door pushing Master Roshi on top of Yamacha in the process.
"It only makes me like her better…"Yamacha gasped harder. Gohan sighed although he didn't completely understand fully this 'flirt' thing seeing how innocent and naïve he could SOMETIMES be.
I allowed the warm water to trickle down my face for the last few minutes before I finally turned the knobs off and the water came to a halt. I stepped out of the shower and wrapped my blue robe around my body. I tied my hair into a towel so that it could dry. As I was ready to open the door I heard whispers outside the door, "Do you think she's still in the shower?"
"No, I heard the knobs turn off, she can't be…"
"What?! Does this mean…"
"I'm afraid so, I'm afraid so."
I sighed to myself flinging the door wide open. "Hi guys," I smile sarcastically, "I'm assuming that all of you are waiting to use the washroom?" Yamacha, Krillin, Master Roshi and Trunks all nodded nervously, drenching with sweat. "I really do hope so, because I found it quite odd how you all were 'whispering' about me in the shower."
"We only wanted to use the washroom," Yamacha gulped.
"All four of you?" I asked. They nodded, "At the same time?" They shrugged and laughed a little.
"I'm going to pretend that's what you guys intended, okay?" I made sure I was being heard, "Because if it wasn't, the outcome won't be pleasant, even for a sayian like you Trunks, just ask Goku," I eyed each one of them, "Do I make myself clear?" They nodded. "Good," I replied before strutting off to check on my poor husband. I heard them sigh and collapse in a heap. Gohan laughed saying something about how he told them, I just pointed my finger at him and huffed, "Study!"
After nursing Goku for some long time and finally getting ready (e.g. getting dressed and doing your hair etc.) I sat by Goku's bedside and looked down at his innocent face. His eyes flinched and as much as I hated to admit it, it looked as if he were caught up in some sort of battle. It was my turn to flinch as pain shot through my heart. Was that all Goku thought about? Battles and fights? I didn't want to sound greedy but had he EVER thought about me? Gosh, how many times had I wondered that, only to figure out that I was being unreasonable. He loves me, I know that but there were times when I just-
"Mom?" Gohan squealed coming in.
"Yes Gohan?" I say quietly, tears already flowing slowly down my face.
"Um…well, how's dad doing?" Gohan asked.
I answered truthfully, "A little better." I just didn't add the part that it was still pretty bad.
"Oh," he replied softly, "The thing is me and the guys were wondering when dinner will be ready?"
"Kami!" I yelled, "Don't those guys know how to cook themselves?! How the heck do they survive when I'm not around?!"
"S-s-sorry mom," Gohan stuttered stepping back, "we were only wondering…"
(Downstairs) "Ha, Yamacha, you owe me twenty dollars! Told you she wouldn't cook for us!" Krillin proudly stated his hand extended out for some ching-ching (definition for ching-ching is money in my language).
Yamacha just laughed in return, "Sucker! I'm broke, you'll never get the money, so the jokes on you! Hahaha!"
The television interrupted the um…conversation, "We interrupt your show of 'How Surgery Changed my Life a Brittany Spears biography,' to give you breaking news we just got in, it seems Cell has entered the city 'City' and is destroying everything in sight. Advice for everyone in that area…uh….there is none….you all are going to-"
"Hey Master Roshi why did you turn it off!" Krillin exclaimed at the blank TV.
"What we don't need is more negativity going around," Master Roshi explained, "Now that means-"
Well so then I suddenly stomped down after having a small conversation with Gohan about 'the gang' and how kind they were to let us stay. Thus, I softened a bit, "Alright! Because of everyone's generosity and hospitality, allowing my family to stay I will cook for you guys, but only for Goku and Gohan's sake! Now dinner's ready, so come and get it!"
"Now you owe me twenty bucks Krillin, ChiChi did cook dinner and I bet it's all because she'd do anything for me," Yamacha laughed a little too loud.
"Yamacha!" I smiled motioning for Yamacha to come to me, well if that's what he thinks is he ever wrong, Yamacha giggled as he skipped over to me "I think it's the other way around!" I yelled as I slapped him.
"Yum…hphm delicpmh Thee Thee!"
"Could you speak English?" I wondered glaring at Master Roshi.
"I said," Master Roshi croaked after swallowing, "This is delicious ChiChi!"
"Oh thanks," I murmured. After only a few torturing hours at the Kame House I was actually warming up just a LITTLE bit. After all they were saving my husband by generously allowing us to temporarily live here, anyway how hard can a FEW days be? Well you probably know the answer. So anyway, we were all at the dinner table when ,Trunks, who came with Vegeta and Tien to visit before heading off somewhere at Kami's place to train, softly said, "You know ChiChi and Gohan you're really lucky, I mean Goku's a great guy!"
Tears clouded my eyes without spilling, I bit my lip to ease the trembling, "I know, thanks Trunks for helping him…" Trunks nodded proudly smiling.
"Yeah no kidding, I mean ever since he was young he was amazing!" Yamacha replied glaring at Trunks for some odd reason, "But truly ChiChi he's also lucky, I mean to have you," he shone a big gleaming smile as if he was rewarded, " although he never really did intend on marrying you." My jaw dropped, his smile grew as if what he had just said made me 'happy!'
"What?!" Trunks and Gohan yelled.
Although speechless I managed to exclaim, "Please interpret!" By this time Vegeta's frown turned into a small smirk.
"Well, you know, your dad gave his hand in yours saying ChiChi well be your wife etc. etc. And he didn't know what a wife is until you tried beating the crap out of him in the tournament. But he ended up marrying you because he had made a promise and he never breaks promises," Yamacha explained. Hurt by his words I violently stood up, Vegeta's small smirk grew into a large grin. Gohan was trembling, biting his lip and Trunks sat awestruck.
"My parent's marriage," Gohan gulped, "Is a lie?"
"Oh c'mon Yamacha, Goku really does love ChiChi you know!" Krillin corrected, "I mean remember that time we had that hoedown party and Goku sneaked Gohan out of the house, he said they have to be home by NINE because ChiChi would be back then, now that's love!"
"Gohan?!" I yelled. Vegeta made low laughs under his breath amused by this 'conversation.' Gohan backed away.
"What," Gohan gulped, sweating.
"ChiChi it's not his fault I mean he was high on caffeine and sugar!" Krillin tried to explain.
ChiChi slammed her fist on the table, "Who gave him all that junk that makes you stunt your growth and unhealthy, hmm?" Everyone was silent and Vegeta laughed.
"Oh come on people," Vegeta laughed, "This was getting interesting I want to see more!" Everyone gave him a pleaded look and my angered eyes blast him a look.
"There better not be more," I growled.
Vegeta eyes gleamed as he thought of a lying plan, "How about that woman?"
"What woman?!" I shouted.
"Vegeta what are you talking about!" Oolong yelled, "Are you hoping for us to die?!"
Vegeta thought for a moment, "Sure! I need some humor before I go and train in the time chamber!"
"Humor?!" Krillin exclaimed, "I swear ChiChi he's lying!"
Vegeta nodded, "This crazy woman well surely do some crazy thing to you guys, and it'll be funny!"
I knew something in my body was burning but it was then that I exploded, "I'm not crazy! It is not me who tried to destroy the Earth! If anybody it's you who has a psychological problem and I'm sure your MATE can come up with some therapy machine so that you won't need to be so DENSE at times!" My aura burst out like an ocean of flames. Everyone was trying to hold me back, while Vegeta glared at me in his seat.
"Woman!" He shouted, "I would and should send you to another dimension but I'm not wasting my time on you!" I screamed punching and kicking, trying to get at him. Yamacha grabbed me by the waist and flipped me over his shoulder carrying me upstairs.
"Kami Vegeta!" Krillin yelled, "you sent her mad, even more so then my former girlfriend had!"
Vegeta smirked, "That's not half as mad from what I've seen from my mate."
"Oh how could he?!" I cried upstairs, Yamacha setting me down.
Yamacha sighed, "Well, he's like that, Bulma *sigh* must go through it everyday…" I looked at him surprised. He missed Bulma.
"Oh," was all I could say, "You miss Bulma, still?"
Yamacha looked at me as if I were crazy, "Bulma is long gone!" I shrugged, he sighed as he got up he looked back at me, "Goku is really lucky to have you, you know."
"Thanks," I smile a tear dropping down my face, he reached for a tissue and handed it to me. Then he left.
Beside me Goku still lay, his eyes shut. But this time rather then his warrior face he usually had on a warm smile spread across his face."Are you thinking about me?" I laughed, outlining his cheekbone with my finger. I shook my head, "You don't need to think about me, as long as you love me." I felt his forehead and it was burning up, more hot then usual, his face was suddenly turned pale plus his warrior face was back and much more intense. "Guys!" I screamed.
But they were watching TV, 'Cell is now headed for Orange City and destroying everything in his path!'
"Okay Dad, it's time we go up to the time chamber, Cell is getting to carried away!" Trunks growled.
"Guys Goku he's-"ChiChi cried.
"Don't worry ChiChi Goku will be okay," Trunks explained, "But here it's a letter for you," he said lowering his voice, "from the future…"
I look at the enevelope addressed ChiChi.
That's it for now! I cannot believe I actually added on to this. Okay, so I know it's not like really REALLY funny, but heck, I tried! But hopefully you enjoyed it and if you didn't well why read on anymore? I'll continue sequels hopefully more hilarious and dramatic. Okay truthfully did it suck? You tell me, please R/R, I even said please!