YYYAAAY! My volleyball game is 10/16/06 wish me luck people.

And this week I go to the Fair .YYYYAAAYYY

I don't Naruto but..THEy need to go to the Fair..

chapter summary: Hinata and Temari go baby shoppping. And Shikamaru get his ass beat by Temari

Baby Momma Beat Down

Temari and Hinata couldn't be depressed because they could loss their babies . So they decide to go shopping together for baby things,of course they didn't want to know the sex.

At Wal-mart

" Hinata, do this look" said Temari

Temari showed Hinata a blue footy outfit.

" b-but that's for a boy"

"so" I

"It could be a Girl"

"ARGGH"

"Hinata "

"w-what"

" I'm very hungry"

"me too let's eat"

They went to the food court .

Hinata brought about 12 cups of ramen,she use her credeit card to pay for it. And Temari

ate ice cream with pickles. Pregnant people eat very odd things.

After eatting more odd thing Temari and Hinata got back shopping. THey went for the cribs

"I 'm going to get a white bassinet" said Hinata

" I'm going to get a crib with pooh bear on it" said Temari

" Temari I forget to ask who's your b-baby's daddy"

"WHo your's, Kiba?" sai Temari

"NO"

"Shino"

"hell,NO"

"Neji"

"Are you crazy, he's my cousin,NO!"

It's took Temari another ten seconds to say the answer"

" I KNOW ,IT'S Sasuke"

Hinata slap herself on the head.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ,NARUTO"

"Oh,I for got about him"

"Only You and Sakura know I'm pregnant,Not even Naruto knows I am have his baby"

" Why "

"Because If word get out I'm pregnant the village,they will tell my dad and who know what will he do but not to me but my baby he will take it from me"

"What will you do with it" asked Temari

"I don't but you don't tell who you baby daddy is"

"It'...Shikamaru"

"OH MY GOD but Shikamaru has Ino"

"WHAT HE SAID HIS LAZY ASS WAS SINGLE"

"he ain't"

Temari got up and picked up five bricks and got up in her Jeep.

"Hinata let go we going to get that Bitch"

Temari drived down to Shikamaru's place

"Shikamaru GET YO BITCH ASS OUT HERE NNNOOW"

Shikamaru ran open the door with Ino by his side.

"Want do you want Temari"

"Want do you think lazy ass , I 'm here to tell you I'm pregnant with your Baby"

Ino turn to Shika " Is this true"

"No baby I ,would never cheat on you"

Shikamaru push Ino in the house. Temari threw a brick. It hit the window.

"Come out"

Shikamura didn't answer.

Temari threw brick number two. It hit the Car.

Shikamaru ran out.

"My new car " he screamed

Temari tackled Shika and kicked him.

"You will pay child support" said shouted

Shikamaru cried in pain. "ok just leave me alone"

Temari back off and got into the Jeep with Hinata

"Temari I have to go to work"

"Ok,Drop me off over by the hokage building"

After dropping Temari off Hinata went to work at the Hospital.

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