A/N:hey guys, sorry it's been so long. been kinda sidetracked but here ya go. enjoy!

"hello Lilly?"

"Oliver?"she asked.

"hi...umm...iloveyoubye!"he shouted.

Lilly hung up the phone not even saying another word.

'that was strange' she thought to herself.she shrugged it off.

Meanwhile...

"where were you?"Jake asked Miley.

"well you have to promise not to tell Lilly. ok?"she asked.

"sure. ok."he replied

"ok, you remember when Oliver and Lilly got into that fight when they were like sixteen?Well Oliver ran off and bumped into Becca Weller and they kinda...Becca got pregnant and has a seven year old daughter!"Miley kinda screamed.

"are you serious?"

"yeah. just don't tell Lilly. Oliver's supposed to tell her by noon tomorrow or i'm telling her and i'll castrate him"

Jake looked down at his fly.

"ouch"he said.

"yeah, ouch"

"well...i think it's time to hit the hay"he kinda fake yawned.

"it's 8:30"

"i know something we could do for a while"he grinned seductively.

she gave a playful scream and ran into his bedroom with him chasing after her.

Meanwhile...

there he sits alone on his bed. he's just sitting, nothing interesting. suddenly the clock struck noon. there came a loud boom boom on the door. in stormed Miley with a very sharp knife. suddenly Oliver wasn't wearing pants he was in his boxers, she came closer and closer. he kept backing away until he ran into the wall and fell to the floor. slowly she steered the knife toward...

suddenly he awoke in a cold sweat.

"god i gotta tell Lilly"he said to himself.

"tell Lilly what?"Lilly said walking up to him.

"Lily, what are you doing here?"

"just checking up on you. i mean you were so weird on the phone"

"ok you remember when i said Becca and i kissed?well that wasn't the truth. she got pregnant"he said quietly.

Lilly just stood there for what seemed like forever. just stood there and looked at him with the i-can't-even-fathom-what-you-just-said look.

"please understand Lilly. we were in a fight. i was angry. it was seven years ago! i love you"he added.

"you're dead to me"she shot at him.

and with that she left him there. yes Oliver, a man(ha), in tears.

Lilly ran down the hall to the elevator, punched in every single floor number, sat down and cried her eyes out. once she had visited every floor she went to her apartment put on a running bra, shorts and tennis shoes. she ran outside(it's 10:00 at night right now)and ran her heart out.she ran all the way to the beach and ran down all the way to the other end of the beach and back and again after that. she ran back to the apartment but that didn't seem like enough. she finally wore herself out and went back to the apartment building and colapsed on her bed and fell asleep within thirty seconds.

Meanwhile...

"Jaaake. I'm in here and i'm not wearing any underwear!"Miley called.

(i won't go into detail but you get the point)

Meanwhile...well actually let's skip to tomorrow cuz Oliver's all depressed Lilly's asleep and Jake and Miley are...anyway...

Miley and Jake awoke, as you may have guessed, with their clothes scattered from here to breakfast, Lilly woke up remembered what Oliver said and went back to bed, Oliver didn't get to sleep last night so he drank a gallon of coffee.

"ok. what are we gonna do today?"Jake asked Miley.

"well. umm. what time is it?"she asked.

"umm"he looked at his watch"11:30. why? oh yeah. you better call Oliver."

she quickly picked up her phone and dialed his number.

phone conversation

Oliver:hello?

Miley: did you tell her?

Oliver: yes

Miley: you did?

Oliver:yeah and surprisingly i still have my pen..

Miley: ahem. anyway,thank you for telling her i'm gonna go talk to her. see ya later Oken.

Oliver:when did you start callin' me Oken?

Miley: i dunno. now i guess. bye

Oliver: bye

end phone conversation

Jake and Miley got dressed ate some cereal and went to Lilly's room. they found her on her bed in a heap in her sports bra and shorts still wearing her shoes.

"Last Call!"Miley shouted.

Lilly woke up suddenly and jerked her head up looking around.

"what the hell Miley i was sleeping"she yelled.

"yeah i know. did Oliver tell you?"

"yeah he told me alright"

"what are you gonna do?"

"i don't know"she said."you know, i hate him for doing that and i think he's a total a-hole but i still love him."(A/N:to softballchick03 and blue-eyedchick, because i am too much of a wuss to tell you in person that last sentence is exactly how i feel about my ex. and i know you all agree he's an a-hole. but i love him.)(wow that was deep. haha)

"i know. you remember when Jackson was always mean to me? well he was an a-hole but i still love him too"she kinda teased kinda comforted.

"thanks for trying."she said.

"uhh can i be excused i think this is a girl to girl moment"Jake asked.

"sure"they said in unison. "ooh tss" they loved imitating Amber and Ashley, even if it was nine years later.

Jake left and went to Oliver's room. he turned the knob and walked in. there Oliver sat. messed up hair, rings under his eyes, morning stubble, boxers, socks, and a t-shirt.

"woah man. what happened?"Jake asked.

"the only thing worse than being castrated is having your heart broken because you broke someone else's heart"Oliver answered not really answering Jake's question.

A/N:hey guys that very deep A/N: was for anyone i know personally. to give you some insight i went out with this guy and then he broke up with me over the phone and had a friend do it. what an ass! anyway as much as i hate his guts and wished he were off this earth, (deep breath) i love him.sorry for being gushy back to the A/N, anyway hoped you liked it and review and give me some ideas on where to take this otherwise the story will end after the next chapter. review!