I Need To Scratch My Head; Chapter 6
By: DRag0ness
Yay! I'm planning to continue! Please enjoy! Cookies, no wait, pies for everyone! (throws pies at everyone, everyone gets splattered in the face, and I run away screaming my head off like a 5 year old when they see a 'monster') Now this is what I call a long chapter! (not really)
VioletNatalia: Yes, I would like some pie. I am running out of pie to "give out."
Gaaraminestayaway: CANNIBAL!!! jk, i have written more so the law hereby states that you may not eat me. But if you do eat me, my ghost will order my sister(s) to eat you! And then I will watch in staisfaction while you are being ripped apart by my sister(s). MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (laughs for 5 hours)(immediately stops out of nowhere) No I won't.
She sat there, staring at the thing that was staring back at her intently. What she saw, was so ugly, butt ugly, and it had the weirdest features on the thing that she assumed to be the face ever. She couldn't tell if it was a man, woman, or alien. There were wrinkles spread across the ugly thing's pale face. He must of been at least 100 years old! But she knew if she kept staring, she would die. She forcibly ripped her eyes form the gruesome sight before her.
'This is supposed to be my science teacher Orochimaru?!' she thought as she pretended to bend down and tie her shoelace. She hoped that he had decided to have a staring contest with someone else.
"Excuse me young miss," she heard, the voice sounded neither masculine or feminine. She slowly brought her head from under the table and saw the thing staring at her.
"Yes?" she asked nervously.
"Please pay attention to me," it said pointing a bony finger at itself.
"Um..Yes...?"
"Sir."
So it was a man, or a male creature of some sort. She thought.
"Yes, sir."
"Now this is your first science class with me am I correct?" he asked the class.
"Yes."
"Then I must tell you the 101 Rules of Science Class!"
He began with rule number 1, obviously. What did you think, he was going begin from rule 56?
"First of all, I am very clean, and i do not like people scratching their heads in class because it spreads lice and dandruff. Plus its called personal hygiene. So please do not scratch you head in class. " he said flipping his hair back. His hair looked so much more silkier and longer than any supermodel or actresses hair. (MY SCIENCE TEACHER SAID THIS TO MY CLASS BEFORE!!! but her hair looks like a mop, and she always keeps it in a ponytail so she can't flip her hair back...)
"So please, do scratch your head outside of my classssroom." he continued.
"Anyone who needs to go scratch their head, please go now or else," he had obviously learned form his experience with Gaara.
Everyone gave him a weird look. But he ignored it and continued when no one had stood up to go out and 'scratch their head.'
"Rule number 2, don't pick your nose," he wrinkling up his very white nose.
"Stop picking your nose! I just told you not to!" he suddenly screeched pointing a student.
Sakura turned around to see him pointing at a boy in the back. Beside him was Tenten, who she never noticed come in here. She was giving her a join-us-and-do-the-right-thing-look.
"Sorry," the boy grumbled. This satisfied Orochimaru so he continued with the 101 Rules of Science Class.
"Now rule number 3, DON'T TALK SO MUCH!" he exploded at a guy with sunglasses talking to Naruto. They both stopped and looked at the teacher.
"Thank you, now, rule number 4, NO RUDE SOUNDS IN MY CLASSROOM!!!" he pointed at Naruto again, he made a strangely familiar sound that sounded squeaky. Sakura sniffed the air to have a putrid smell go into her nose. She stopped, it smelled horrible!
"Get out of my classroom!"
Naruto got up grudgingly and went out without a word. Sakura wondered what poor kid would be caught by Orochimaru next before he even announced a rule. This was pointless, it was so boring and there was nothing else to do.
"Now, for rule number 5, come to school nicely groomed, number 6, listen to me when I talk," he continued on and on.
He got to rule 17.
"Rule number 17, please don't talk while I am talking, LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!" he pointed another bony finger at Tenten and Hinata in the back. They shut their mouths' immediately hoping that they wouldn't get in too much trouble like Naruto did.
"Will you all just listen, don't any of you remeber rule number 6!?"
He just kept ranting on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on like there was no end.
(Did I really do that????)
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It was half an hour later, he was finally on rule 99.
"Rule number 99, please stay in your seat at the end of a period until I dismiss you."
A student raised their hand.
"Yes?"
"What if we can't remeber all the rules?" he asked.
"Too bad for you, you are just letting yourself get in trouble," he laughed.
"Now," he gave the boy a stern look for interrupting his class, "Rule number 100, please wipe your nose on a hanky or tissue, I don't tolerate uncleansiness. Don't let me catch you wiping your nose on your hand or sleeve," he wagged a ugly finger at the class
Another student raised their hand.
"Yes?" he snapped, he hated having his class interrupted.
"What if we don't have access to a tissue or hankerchief?" he emphasized hankerchief to tell him the proper way of saying it.
"That's your own fault for letting yourself get in trouble! Bring your own hankerchief or a box of tissues or something that is acceptable. Can I please continue now?" he asked impatiently.
"Yessir," said the student terrified.
"Thank you, now for rule number 101, the last and the best rule ever! For both me and you guys!" he said enthusiastically.
Everyone sighed thinking that it was a rule that would give them some freedom.
"Follow all the other rules!" he yelled out gleefully.
Everyone groaned, what kind of rule is that?! thought Sakura. She was tired being cramped up in the seat. The period still woudn't end in another 15 minutes. She was miserable in this class. She would have this class about every 3 to 4 times a week. It was like taking her freedom away. At the same time, she kept wondering if Orochimaru was a creature or human.
Orochimaru looked at the clock.
"My, my, my, look at how slowly time has passed!" he said with a hint of sarcasm.
"Since I have nothing planned for you guys, you can go chit chat," he instructed.
Everyone cheered because they were so bored from learning the rules.
"But quietly, using whispering voices," he said, then he went back to his work.
Everyone groaned again.
Sakura just sat there, not knowing what she should do.
Tenten and Hinata immediately approched her.
"I never knew you were friends with those bitches," she blurted.
"Tenten!" shushed Hinata.
"W-w-what she means is that she never thought that you already made friends."
"Well, one of them were my old childhood friends and she introduced me," Sakura fought back the tears that were coming to her eyes. She couldn't cry, not in front of these people.
"Which one?" demanded Tenten angrily.
"Yamanaka Ino."
"Why didn't you tell us when we were going to the gym? Were you trying to lie to us?!" Hinata tried to calm Tenten down but Tenten threw her to a side. She was really mad at Sakura, how could she do that to her? Lying to her? She could've told them their plan to overthrow the populars.
"You didn't give me a chance to talk!" Sakura defended herself.
"Why didn't you interupt? I don't mind that!" she shot back.
"Well I never knew you didn't mind me interrupting you!" she yelled.
Tenten went out of control after she heard that.
"You're so stupid! Stop being such a shy and modest a-an-and whatever you are!" she spluttered angrily.
The bell suddenly rang.
Saved by the bell, thought Sakura.
" J- just leave me alone," Sakura said running out of the classroom, trying to keep the tears in. She had already made enemies, which made her feel really distraught.
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Sakura locked the bathroom stall and took a deep breath in. She started crying before she got to the bathroom. But stopped before she got into the stall. It made her sad to think what would happen in the future. She would never be popular and everyone will hate her.
She thought about switching schools like she wanted to before. She decided that she would do it. She hated being made fun of, or embarassed. She wiped her eyes and chcked her schedule. She found that this was the last period. This lifted her spirits a bit.
She opened the bathroom stall and left to go retrieve her things from her locker. She felt a bit better after thinking of transferring to a new school. Maybe she could start all over again and get popular there.
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When she got to her locker, she found two very angry looking girls at her locker tapping their foot impatiently.
"You're finally here," said Ino coldly.
"Did you have fun with your little friends?" asked Kin sarcastically.
"What are you talking about?" questioned Sakura nervously. She was really confused about what was happening.
"You know, Tenten, Hinata, and them," she replied coldly.
"Didn't you already know?" she squeaked.
"Yeah," admitted Ino.
"But you lied to us," continued Kin.
"About what?!" she fought back.
"About their plan," Ino said immediately as if she knew what she was going to say.
"What plan?"
"You knew but you didn't tell us," answered Kin.
"Who told you that we knew?"
"Him," Ino jabbed a manicured thumb in the direction of a familiar boy in green spandex. (Sorry to all Lee fans!!!)
"I'm sorry Sakura-san, but they said I would win your love this way, and get into the popular group" he said quietly, knowing that she would want an explanation.
"How would that make me like you even more?!" Sakura demanded from Lee.
"I...I don't know.." realizing what he had done.
"It just made me dislike you even more!"
Kin and Ino smirked. Sakura turned them.
"Tenten told Lee that she told you the plan hoping that she could trust you, and then Lee told us when we told him what he had just said to you," Ino explained looking over her nails.
"Why are you all so desperate to be popular?!" Sakura started to cry. She yanked all her stuff out of her locker in record time and ran away as fast as she could.
Her day had just gotten worse.
Wow, that was fast, but I'm trying to update and write as quick as possible so that I can finish and restart on my KakaOC.
REVIEW PLEASE!!
DRag0ness